BOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE ON REDDIT ARE MASTURBATING OVER ME
BOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE ON REDDIT ARE MASTURBATING OVER ME
Carter Lewis
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Dylan Cox
What the hell is an astroparticle physicist?
Lincoln Allen
tell me about it, if gender rolls reverse the guy would be fucking loving it, why are women so sensative, yet they wear make up dress provocitivly to attact the opposite sex but when it works oh no now im being objectified
Henry Bell
>tfw mommy retweets you
Dominic Allen
just a way for Astronomers to sound like they have more clout in the field all they do is look at stars and shit so they created a new sub field within it call astroparticle physics to make it sound like they do alot more then they really do.gloryfied star gazers
Brandon Walker
Women like this would literally kill themselves if they had to live the life of an average to below average male that isn't extremely charismatic.
It really gets me that women think they have it tougher in day to day life. That said, I'd never want to be a woman. There are a lot of perks are people are nice to you and shit, but I'd never trade my athleticism or capability to defend myself. Innately I mean. I've worked at it too, and I could have if I was a woman, but being a male makes me more generally suited for survival. Physically speaking at least.
Adrian Edwards
Living as a woman in a Western country means that you won't ever have to worry about survival, since you have a whole cadre of white knights willing to murder other men for you, not to mention never having to worry about being poor
Liam Mitchell
internet 101 for you m'lady
also men get objectified a lot of times as well so fuck off
Hudson Peterson
she probably has disgusting spergs hitting on her 24/7. If you had a bunch of feminist, blue hair colored, 300 lb landwhales shlicking themselves to you constantly it would probably fuck with you psychologically too
Austin Hughes
im gonna fap to hher tonighte
Jayden Sanders
>people find me sexually attractive
>woe is me
God, I hate internet roasties so much
Andrew Smith
she uggo, just has big tits and that it.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
she found some random post from 5 months ago to cry about. i really hope she comes to the realization that she is a stupid cunt
Brayden Diaz
Why does she think she should have the right to control how other people speak about her? Is this a right she would lend others over her own speech about them?
Henry Howard
Imagine having such an easy life that your biggest problem is people finding you sexually attractive
Austin Barnes
way too extreme, fyi ive had women im not particularly interested in touching my ass, didn't like it but I wouldn't let it fuck with me ya dum roast
James Walker
who care
fap her with me
Luis Taylor
No it wouldn't, I'd actually fap with them
Nathaniel King
>appreciating a woman's body is objectifying them
Bentley Phillips
i got hentai, i'm not fapping to some pseudo-intellectual cow.
Anthony Smith
fine than
Jaxon Parker
I'm pretty sure if that was happening to user he'd be in jail by the end of the month after rejecting one of them and having accusations of body shaming and rape thrown at him. You'd be amazed at lows those sorts sink to upon rejection despite their claims that only men are entitled.
James Murphy
I guess this is where we part ways.
Happy fapping, user.
Michael Wilson
Fuck these bitches. Men have to stick together to call these bitches out on their shit. There are too many faggy """guys""" who encourage female behavior like this. This fucking rag has her ass and tits on the internet and she says "I WAS WEARING TIGHT FORM FITTING CLOTHES AND MEN COMMENTED ON MY BODY, I DON'T GET IT." I'm so sick of these chicks who show their tail any chance they get and burn guys who make any comment about their physical appearance. I'm so tired of guys getting run through the mud by these cunts. Women have the "sisterhood" that protects them against criticism. If you're a women who disagrees with the hive mind you're considered an uncle tom with internalized misogyny.
Carter Sullivan
Why is it labeled nsfw? Does she strip?
Josiah Bell
She linked the video so her legions of beta orbiters on twitter can fap over her too
Ryan Rivera
>Following
user...
Nicholas Harris
>mad about people fapping to her
>tweets about it and tweet blows up, leading to more people fapping to her
Isaiah Robinson
>Astropartigirl.com
big fucking photo of her face next to a chalkboard, half a dozen photos of herself and her pets, just like Einstein would've had
Juan Morgan
einstein wanted to fuck his cousin and couldn't even take care of his kids. The American physicists who worked on the Manhattan project are the only famous physicists who weren't fucking spergs.
Wyatt Watson
tits or gtfo sophia
Jacob Brooks
I'm obviously not talking about her.
Luke Wilson
Wow, she's so oppressed because people think she's sexy. Hey, Sophie, a video of me doing karaoke went viral because people thought I was ugly and a bad singer. I was in a bunch of cringe compilations. And I'm a man. You don't get to complain.
Nicholas Baker
I'd turn them into my paypigs and retire early.
Nathan Mitchell
Must suck having giant tits, big hips and a huge fan base not to mention a PHD.
Levi Martinez
Imagina a world where you give anyone with a social media account free access to something you've produced and someone uses it in a way you didn't expect.
Woah, dude. Crazy. What has this world come to.
Julian Peterson
Who doesnt want to fuck their cousin? My cousin is hot as fuck.
Daniel Watson
yes, all women's world. every ugly fat bitch retweeting that shit and feeling sorry for themselves deserves a bullet through the head, serious.
Camden Diaz
Women should just stay there fuck off the internet then
Luke Miller
or maybe, more likely, whoever did the tweet was just retarded
Brody Clark
Here she is. Actually not bad.
To large and donbt feel like converting
gfycat com slash unripematuregallinule
Asher Myers
you just know she's sucking up thousands of dollars in research grants to blog about her hamsters and WOMEN IN SCIENCE. Also, I don't know the STEM world very well, but isn't it a bit presumptuous to promote yourself as an astrophysicist when you're still a teaching assistant?
Luis Campbell
Nevermimd I take that backk
Owen Flores
What a hilarious piece of mental gymnastics form an obviously unattractive enough for Chad wet hole.
Cameron Edwards
>but isn't it a bit presumptuous to promote yourself as an astrophysicist when you're still a teaching assistant?
she's pursuing a phd, usually you TA for the professor you do research for.
Ethan Anderson
>stop hitting on me, silly boys
Yeah, she loves it.
Ian Sanders
>Yeah, she loves it.
No she doesn't.
Anthony Parker
Imagine living as a person that is genuinely upset that people are calling you sexy and thick even though you're average and slightly curved. Get over yourself.
Hunter Jenkins
It's pretty fucking creepy desu famalam.
Not sure what she should do about it though, probably just never mention it.
Cooper Reed
Then why is she bragging about it?
Jayden Morris
Complete butterface, but those are some damn good titties
Christian Turner
i can't help but ignore all women. they were doing it to me way earlier in life, it's only fair.
at least they can still be single mothers i guess? they just spin everything into a positive and rationalize everything, fuck insane people.
Jackson Reed
Shes actually a super juicy mommy
Aiden Rogers
>Then why is she bragging about it?
She isn't.
Elijah Barnes
>TFW no thicc astrophysics mommy GF
Samuel Carter
I would fuck my 35-yo mommy cousin AND her hot ass 17-yo daughter. I fap to both
Christopher Brown
This sounds pretty hilarious, link?
>TFW no juicy astrophysics mommy GF
Feels bad man
Carson Perez
>be literal woman
>get drunk and do karaoke one night
>gets posted on twitter
>suddenly have thousands of people who want me
>could literally message the best looking one and have him take care of me, never having to have to lift a finger for the rest of my life
>instead complain about it to gain virtue points
Chase Gonzalez
people who figure out the origin of various particles detected in space and their role, properties and corolation to the rest of the galaxy. can either be really tedious and borig or really interesting depending on how deep you are willing to look into it and what it is you're researching.
Jace Smith
>TFW you will never jizz onto her thicc milkers in this black shirt
Chase Torres
>TFW you will never listen to her bore you with research to earn a taste of her thicc ass
Austin Martin
This. Why do all women confront problems by either escapism or pretending it's not a big deal?
Jonathan Rodriguez
>complaining about escapism on r9k
Cooper Perez
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PEOPLE FIND ME HOT
I absolutely cannot by any means comprehend how this is a problem, this is so beyond and alien me that it genuinely hurts to try and think about it.
How in the fuck is that a problem, holy shit i'd sleep a lot more comfortable knowing that at least some people find my disgusting visage attractive.
Bentley Hernandez
Its a humblebrag user
Ryan Smith
James Parker
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WHY WON'T STACY FUCK MY 3 INCH COCK HIDDEN BY 300 LBS OF FAT?
>1488!!
Brayden Johnson
>tfw too shy to do karaoke :'3
Easton Perez
>astroparticle physicist?
Haley's comet
Only cums once every 79 years
Anthony Ross
>If you had a bunch of feminist, blue hair colored, 300 lb landwhales shlicking themselves to you constantly it would probably fuck with you psychologically too
No actually I would be pretty flattered and I would hit them up and eat their pussies so they dont have to shlick by themselves
Elijah Garcia
>female scientist
Hahahaha, dumb cunt
Parker Russell
Fat girl sex unironically FEELS better than fit or thin girl sex, but the visuals and smells are gross. Just have to close your eyes and burn candles
Parker Fisher
>but the visuals and smells are gross
Whatever you say normalfag
Chase Cook
He's right tho, some fat cunt wanted me to shove a dildo in her gash and the smell made me gag. It was so bad it made me wish I was gay because even shit smelled better
Nolan Brown
>LGBT flag
Stop whining and quit supporting depravity, silly cunt.
Michael Perez
Says the person who faps to anime child porn.
Angel Barnes
Yes you share his normalfag opinion because you are a normalfag and don't have the refined taste of a true degenerate
Nicholas Robinson
>PHD
Pretty huge dick?
Chase Murphy
What is she complaining about here?
Jose Harris
That guy in the middle used to be in my class
Daniel Moore
>not rubbing lemon Vicks vaporub under your nose beforehand to cover the smell of the mildew in a fat girls folds
Rookie mistake, been there done that.
Also, get some flavored lubes and rub them all over her ass and genitals
One time I fucked a fat pakistani girl and she sharted on my bed
Asher Thompson
You could have gallavanted with this thicc physics mommy and gotten drunk with her at a convention and licked her asshole. But you didnt. Fuck you dude
Matthew Sanchez
To be fair it was just a small little squirt of shart, not a full load, but she covered it up afterward with my pillow. Wtf? I put my face on that fuckin pillow
Ryder Perez
Masturbation disgusts me. You don't know me.
Liam James
> getting angry about some stupid thot on twitter
> expecting people not to act in self interest
wew lad
get on my level and truly detach
Caleb Morris
>masturbation disgusts me
Lol christcuck
Nathaniel Reed
Found the neo-nazi.
Jack Ross
When will the "objectification" meme end?
Ayden Morgan
because 100% of men are bisexual and villify their own fucked up gay sexuality, that's why they love it and that's why fags love shit like getting AIDS on purpose
Liam Fisher
You did it anyway? Lmfao
Cameron Morgan
I love this thread got a resurgence after I saved it from page 11. I'm a little proud of myself for that.
Hudson Richardson
why would you want to be with even ONE person that masturbates to pictures of strangers singing karaoke on the internet?
Dylan King
>Objectifying
Literally says name and profession
Appreciates her body type
Fucking tard
Jason Johnson
wrong thread idiot.
Christian Perez
who said anything about masturbating
Elijah Gonzalez
How come you can be a 3/10 female and have a bunch of dudes jerking off over you online but if you're a 3/10 male you're never going to meet any girl who finds you attractive?
Kayden Ross
because girls brains are made in the wrong way
James Moore
>Hey look guys, people say I'm hot
The post
Liam Cooper
Who says the Manhattan project physicists weren't spergs? I guess the fact that most of them were marries kind of proves that they were at at least semi-functional, or charismatic enough to make up for it. I'm sure at least a few of them were spergs, though.
Levi Nelson
>Why do all women confront problems by either escapism or pretending it's not a big deal?
I'll have you know that I'm a male, and I use those tactics far more effectively and more often than any roastie.