ITT: Boy Red Flags

ITT: Boy Red Flags

>He never graduated high school

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>he can't cook

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If he can't even commit to high school then he's not gonna commit with you. Fuck and leave.

i graduated super good
i took tons of cooking classes and still have no idea what i'm doing

>He masturbates more than twice a week

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>they post red flags on r9k

leave us alone masturbation is healthy

Not if you want to last long in bed lmaoooo

Enjoy cumming in your pants as soon as I touch your thigh I guess

listen
listen
are you lsitening

if i ever got a gf i'd probably stop masturbating so that problem is basically nonexistant
take that you fuck

god damn you showed em good user

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>he graduated high school
>he isn't carefree
>he's self important
>small cock
>manlet
>black
>fat
>views abstractions of the mind such as the law as something real
>drinks alcohol
>smokes cigarettes
>smokes weed
>not stoic
>ugly face
>doesn't like cuddling
>not a territorial caveman free of most modern thoughts and problems

>Has a beard
>Makes casual jokes about women being inferior
>Constantly talks about how hot random women are
>Hides his family from you
>Asks you if you've ever heard of Jow Forums

I could continue

>his dick is shorter than 10"
>he is less than 7 feet tall
>he is not fit
>his bicep is less than 18"
>he doesn't grow a beard
>he doesn't have a very high education (doctoral and above)
>he doesn't make a six figure a year
>he doesn't have a chiseled jaw and a perfect face
uhhhhh why can't i find a guy like this

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>beards bad
explain

What if the jokes aren't casual and may also involve non-whites?

Beards are terrible. At best they are used to hide subpar jawline (poorly) and at worst they are a sign of laziness by the man who has them. My roastie may be toastie, but I do shave the damn thing. The least you can do is shave your face.
>uh real men can grow a beard cuz growing a beard is high T, and chicks dig high T
No, fuck off.
You know what else is allegedly high T? Male pattern baldness, and you don't see faggots on a chinese cartoon forum eating onions so they can get a receding hairline. High T doesn't mean you're instantly Chad you fags.
>well this online news article says women prefer men with beards according to the (((studies)))
I can't speak for the preferences of individual women, but these are the same websites with such headlines as "2018, explained in pictures by women and nonbinary photographers" and "Why the Constitution is an inherently progressive document". Please don't make your styling decisions based on these clickbait articles
>Screw you whore, I like beards because they're based
Understandable. The is the only reason the grow a beard is for yourself. Just understand that beards will always be inherently counterculture in American society and the audience that they attract reflects that. It's like a nose ring for guys.

Hey it is hard for some of us.
How is that a red flag :(

>It's like a nose ring for guys.
You! I like you.

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But what if I dropped out of school because school is pointless? They're nothing more than glorified daycare centers. I got my GED at 15 because fuck that shit.

Hahaha jokes on u i cant grow a beard whatsoever so i can be lazy and go literally months without shaving before you can see something

food is bad for you fucking sugar addicted fat cunt
no actually you just want a goy with money

I graduated high school early via homeschooling

How the fuck is that good? Most girls either get jealous af about it, or take it as hint to friendzone you too.

Woman: I like blah blah blah blah blah
>actually likes the same things that every other woman like, but will never say it, and quite possibly isn't aware of it

>have a pretty but not baby face
>always clean shaven
>my girl constantly nags me to let it grow
>do it out of curiosity
>beard and moustache literally get her wet
>but having facial hair is uncomfortable
>it also hides my pretty face
Such a dilemma.

>He isn't comfortable to include you in his life
>Doesn't takes care of hygiene
>Extreme-left or extreme-right retard

>He plays any game released before 2010
Depends on the game, if he play things like ragnarok or WoW huge red flag. Retro is cool

What the fuck, no. Not bad either but it's better that he has male friends. Not having a single male friend is a red flag.

>ragnarok or wow
pre renewal ro and vanilla wow are some of the best mmorpgs out there, desu

>They make bait threads on r9k

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Men have higher sex drives than women.
Your expectations are biologically impossible.

>he showers
Oh my~
Do you become aroused by musky stinky men?

I like you.
Beards are disgusting, itchy and nasty. I envy babyfaces who dont have to shave all the fucking time.

>he doesn't OwO or UwU unironically

>has no female friends
>believes in redpill bullshit
>thinks STEM majors are superior
>uses the term "white genocide"
>grossed out by periods
>grossed out by pubic hair on women
>doesn't do household chores
>fat
>uses violence to resolve conflicts, or wishes he could
>doesn't own a suit

But some of the redpill shit is true.

>Not Chad
Done.
Thas all women and gaylads want.

shoo shoo vile Jew

>He plays any game released before 2010
Fuck off Sonic Adventure is fantastic.

Theres no way youre a biological female. I like you.

G-girls are niggers...

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>>Hides his family from you
What's so bad about this?
I wouldn't hide my entire family but my dad is a very abusive person and I would not want to bring anyone near him.
Not my fault my dad is abusive.

lol, like what? and do you have an actual source to prove it?

You normies dont know what the fuck a red flag means

>high t doesnt mean youre instantly
chad
I think the reason most men like the high t meme is because it shows that you have good genetics. Pretty obvious that everyone who has high t isnt a chad. It just means your a man.
>at best they are used to hide a subpar jawline
Some guys use it for that. Its true it hides the jawline-neck but thats originally for fighting purposes. Men with beards are seen as more dominant and aggressive by MEN and WOMEN.
>beards will always be counter culture America
>its like a nose ring for guys

They are used in counter culture but beards by themselves are not counter culture. You may have meant unprofessional. Also beards are natural dont compre then to an accessory like nose rings. Women shave body hair to look more feminine and men body hair to look more masculine

No.
Is right. Having death-grip really makes you last longer because everything else feels too loose for you

>he's non-white
>he has brown eyes
>he has black hair
>he is emotional
>he gets angry easily (or at all)
>he is egotistical
>he is vengeful
>he is dishonest/lies frequently
>he's disloyal, leaves at the drop of a hat
>he's emotionally immature
>he's impulsive/wildly unpredictable
>he doesn't keep promises
>he is unassertive and doesn't speak his mind
>has no depth, doesn't think deeply about things a lot
>absolutely no energy, goals, ambitions, or even hopes whatsoever
>he's leftist
>he's dirt poor
>he's heavily involved in politics
>he is unstable and his personality/behaviour is prone to rapid change
>he non-jokingly insults me a lot
>he loses control of himself, in any situation or context
>he recites normalfag mantras/memes/advice, etc
>he has a mindset and morals that i disagree with
>he's a complete lazy greasy slob
>he has bad hygiene/doesn't take care of himself
>he can't handle rejection or not getting his way
>he's sexually submissive
>he tries to reinforce/assert the idea that he's superior to me
>he has no sense of humour
>he is capable of getting offended or negatively affected by anything at all
>he's even slightly overweight or skinnyfat
>he isn't introspective
>he lacks good intuition
>he is inconsistent
>he has an iq below 130
>he's below 6'2
>he's unreasonable and argues just for the sake of it
There's lots more, but that's most of it.

>views abstractions of the mind such as the law as something real
We males have a word for this, it's called honor, I understand why you didn't think of it.

hello be my gf

the ones about black hair and being at least 6 foot 2 narrowed your group of men down to basically only Dutch men

>the ones about black hair and being at least 6 foot 2 narrowed your group of men down to basically only Dutch men
You're a stupid nigger.

ive only met one man in my entire life in the USA that is both blond and at least that height. Dont know where you live but around here at least nobody fucking looks like that.

this. its not the physical act, its the mental 'fucked up porn' levels that you need to worry about

Why the fuck are you assuming I'd want an American?
America is non-white.

all red flags fade when bois got high 5+ digits salary.

women are all whores but each whore has different amount of digits before we sell out.

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