What's it like to have a titcow gf?

it's really nice, comfy and warm. I'm with mine 7 years and still jiggle her tits in awe

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novody cares fuck off low iq sex obsessed neurotypical there is more to life than pleasure if you follow your instincts and nothing but that you will never be happy

Salaam alaikum, brother! What color burka do you recommend? May Allah be merciful upon you!

>women have rights

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also, women should wear something like this

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Why are you asking Jow Forums?

>Showing forearms
>Face completely uncovered
>Hair peaking under the headwear
You and your wife would both earn 15 lashes in our homelands for such indecency and you no longer deserve to be called a brother among men!
May Allah show his wrath upon those who insult his will!

>women have rights
I hate muslims as much as the next guy, but they got a few things right.

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Haven't harpooned one but have surfed the seas of a boobbeast
>7 years ago
>be me, 19
>college party
>recently gotten into bigger bitches from too much porn and sites like r/gonewildplus
>owner of the house is a 20 yr old short fat girl with gigatits
>she's not not very attractive but I want to see those fucking milk sacks
>really nice to her, laugh at the stupid shit she says
>end up staying there after the party
>her and I go into her room
>she turns out the lights and before undressing kek
>she pushes me onto my back, puts my hands behind my head
>tells me not to move and then starts blowing me
>she has the mouth of an english bulldog and just goes up and down not really sucking/slurping
>sex starts after that, I guess
>her tits are huge and kinda fun
>go to suck on her nipples but can't even find them
>tell her to get up on her knees so we can do doggy
>she has the ass of a 57 yr old union plumber
>begins grunting like a wild boar
>after a while tell her to get on top
>she's all "no YOU get on top"
>k
>feels like I'm laying on a water bed
>trying so hard to build up to cum so this can be over
>tell her I'm getting close and get goes back down to finish me
>has a long tongue so that's enough to get me over the hill
>nut in her mouth and she glugs it like a freshly poured brew
>fake like I'm really sleepy and go to bed
>not even fucking kidding, she cuddles me and lays one of her tits over me like a basset hound
>wake up early because her air conditioning is super loud
>wait nevermind, that's just her breathing
>put my clothes on and head out the door
>can here her let out a huge fart as I'm going out to my car

Not what it's all cracked up to be, fellas

>using reddit
what a fucking pleb

Kind of boring. The novelty of it wears off pretty quickly and she's more likely to be a slut and get attention from random men. I prefer small tits now

was a year before I discovered this place, which was a huge mistake because I'll probably never leave......fuck

Pretty great, granted she's only a G. Hypothetically if I wanted to make her grow without her knowledge, what would I have to do?

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The thing is, you realize you don't like tits as much as porn made you think.

>goes to normie house parties
>is nice to girls
>bangs fat chicks
>came from reddit
get out nigger

that's a lie, giga tits are incredibly comfy to sleep in, it's like a blanked of warmth across your face

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maybe if you're a woman.

Real men make their women sleep on the floor.

fight me irl buddy boy

That sounds awful.

I've dated tons of big titted women. They're not great

I don't fight women.

ynderrrated

cute comeback, learn that one in detention last week?

>thread about tittymonsters
>nobody posts anything
>just trannys and incels and phonefags fighting with each other
sad times desu

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funny thing is porn also made me realize that girls who think they have huge boobs usually means they just have the biggest boobs out of all their friends

ask your mom what I did last week

>be average looking
>find titcow
>be nice
>get titcow gf

there it is

imagine being this normal

>t. virgin
you really think a guy has never tried being nice to a woman?
An attractive woman has upwards of 20 guys being nice to her every week.

Only person in this thread that gets it. They're good to look at but I find them distracting during sex because they bounce around like a comedy prop. Best to have perky tits and a solid torso with slim waist.

Had a titcow ex, tits were otherworldy and sex was like Gianna Michaels-tier. However, tits didn't make up for the fact she was an awful person.

New slimmer gf, medium size tits, it's like making love to an angel

choo choo
the milk truck has originally arrived

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>fake tits
Absolutely fuckng disgusting

noone here knows, faggot.

also, nice shoop.

I had a titcow for a while. She wasn't that into breast play, her tits weren't sensitive, and she was embarassed about doing it with the lights on. She also got tired of me playing with them and would tell me to stop after a few seconds.
It turns out attitude is more important than body. I'd rather have a flat girl who is into breast play and lets me do all the stuff I like than a titcow who doesn't put out.

Nah I got my first gf a year ago, average sized tits, and I loved just randomly grabbing them when we were sleeping. Got me diamonds

my ex was a 32F. Not exactly megamilk status, but was still a lot of fun. god i miss those tits.

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tfw no cassieopia gf

>tfw making large semens on big titty goth girlfriend's titties
how can plebs even compete?

I would like to know as well post more bigtiddy cow girls

i don't have what your mum sent me on this computer