Tfw no white bf who wants to learn chinese for me

>fembot here
Give me attention cuz I use anime pics

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No, I mean, it's not like you're going to post contact or add the robots who post contact, and give them a chance.
Why do this? If you're truly so lonely?

>not just using r9k as a venting dumping ground

oh i've added guys from r9k before but i have severe bpd

Don't fall for this shit user, they're all just looking for male attention.

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wo ai ni (this one is in songs a lot)
nihao
give me some other good chinese lines.

>butt ravaged white roastie

>male attention
there aren't any males on r9k

I wish I was a white pretty girl.

I'd do both of those. post contact?

tfw no white bf who eats dim sum with me

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give me yours first please. i can send my discord in an email

[email protected]

are you a ameributt?
this isn't me but i guess you can be her bf if you want

How old are you?
What part of the country do you live in?

This is a catfish topkek i hope someone doesn't fall for this

Here send me an email
[email protected]

i live in the communist republic of california and i am 22 units of age in gregorian calendar years

So basically you want someone like Jakenbake?

twitch.tv/jakenbakelive/clip/OriginalResoluteSkunkShadyLulu

how do I get an azn fembot gf

Yeah why not? Jakenbake is a really nice guy. He wouldn't drink my piss though so no deal.

That's kinda far and I'm likely too old. Good luck, though.

I would
Please be gf.

i'm an asian girl but can i eat dim sum with you? i know a white bf is hard to find so can i pretend to be one?

Why? You don't want to look like you have a mail order bride? Hmph.

>white bf is hard to find
>as an Asian
huh

cali's kinda far you relocate? i can be paypig too.

I always like to imagine that there's boys larping as asian girls and the asian girls larping as the boys.

Anyway OP if you're looking for a white man to marriage post your discord for 10 sec

which one was your email? how good is your canto and mandarin? Can I kill you by butt suffocation?

No, I just know that long distance relationships are doomed to fail. Also, I really don't want to have to resort to stuttering in text. It's makes me cringe hard.

I haven't posted one, very bad/nonexistent, and yes please

>I always like to imagine that there's boys larping as asian girls and the asian girls larping as the boys.
this is a unique fetish but cant' say I don't get it

yes that would be really nice. do you live around monterey park in ca.
can we both move to north korea?

I live a little more up than that, can you post contacts so we can maybe get something going?

>move to north korea
>gets instantly shot by Kim Jong Un's soldiers for being white devil

Only if you're chinese. ok? do you live in norcal or something (how far in terms of hours from me) ?

yeah. i wish white boys liked asian girls
yeah i live around there! it would be cool if we could hang out and talk about white boys

its not femdom if I have a choice, but I never believed the western lies about The Glorious People's Republic Of Korea anyway.

[email protected]

> I wish white boys liked asian girls
There are a ton of white dudes with yellow fever. But then again, they usually go for qt korean grills or japs

this isn't me either. the incels are really invading my thread

[email protected]
Ok email me please. I need friends, I have literally none so it would be nice. Only the other asian girl for now please guys.

>tfw no asian gf in sf bay area

socal asian girls are better than norcal asians >:))

ANY GIRL THAT WANTS EUROPE BF
I AM SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
I AM LOW MAINTENENCE AND GIVE LOTS OF ATTENTION AND LOVE.

>eurotrash
no

Asians are subhumans incapable of creating civilization beyond feudal levels. Their culture never developed anatomically correct art on themselves. Their musical instruments never reached European levels. They were technological backwater before Europeans came around.

Pic related, its one of Asian haplogroups submitting to the righteous Europeans.

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>EUROPE BF
Literally the worst kind of bf. Why would you even offer that?

>tfw still no white bf who speaks either mandarin or canto fluently who into femdom, drinking my piss, and lets me kill him through butt suffocation, and is near monterey park ca or will relocate there, and will eat dim sum with me

I thought you guys said being fembot is easy? It would be easier for me to get a gf than a bf right now

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High iq. High spiritul energy.pretty aryan genetics.
Need i go on?
What do you amerimutts have to offer

I would be your gf but you must relocate to monterey park, ca. you can live with me and my mom.

>europe bf
why haven't you become mohammed's gf(boy) yet, cheese eating surrender nigger?

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>High iq. High spiritul energy.pretty aryan genetics.
nice imagination

I aint leavin my beautiful comfy rural life for the american world.
You gimme your PayPal and getchu a ticket to my place hun

how aryan are you? how dedicated will you be to learning chinese? can you super saiyan? come over.

>europe=french
Sad.
Proof me wrong, and what do you offer mr 56%?

I am all of those except i'd need to learn cantonese or mandarin
my email

>Sad.
Oh? So you come from the part of Europe that doesn't consume gross cheese and isn't cucked by women and (((migrants)))?
Do go on.

Sorry I would feel out of place in Europe after getting raped by muslim refugees. I would also start to feel like i miss ameributt, just the thought of living in europe makes me feel nostalgic about columbine.

Blonde hair blue eyes aryan.
Depends on the motivation, as in how much I'd love the person i'm learning it for.
I'm currently at SS2
Convince me to leave my comfy rural life
What do you wish to go on about?

>tfw no mixed bf to be cultured with
t. asian fembot

>not a virgin
Sorry but you have to leave stacy

Really? you don't even love me yet? how can we have a meaningful relationship if you don't feel any commitment yet. I thought I was special to you but I guess not.
Are you truly prepared to die from my ass?

State which kind of eurofag you are so I can dispense of this properly.

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>pic related, one of Asian haplogroups submitting to the righteous Europeans.
> posts BRchan mascot
Since when did Brazilians have any relation to Asians?

I'm a virgin obviously becuase i'm a shut in loser but if 0.0000000001 seconds into living in europe and 12 muslimes already raped me, what doo????

Don't think i'm falling for someone else again so easily m'lady. A young mans heart can only take so many heartbreaks.
Belgium. Give me your best shot
We don't have those muslims in our nice rural community. Being enable to have guns is an attractive idea though.

Elizabeth Warren wanted a trace of SouthAmIndo nigger DNA to validate her claims to the Throne of Pocahontas.

>Belgium
i don't want my bf to be from an imaginary country

I don't wanna learn chinese from you since I'm a major retard but why not be my gf?

i'm not OP but can i date you? i'm also retarded. and ugly. and male.

>Belgian
You're not even the best kind of delusional French faggot.
You lose to the hockey niggers, if you were wondering.
Behind Quebec, faggot chocolate waffling eating, streetwalking, frog cuck.

>who wants to learn chinese for me
I would love to learn it WITH a girl, but learning a language is hardly something I would do solely for you.
You might even be a qt, but you overestimate your pussy a bit if you assume it beats out every media or book I could lay hands on by learning.

>Don't think i'm falling for someone else again so easily m'lady.
Ok being in a previous relationship is a complete deal breaker, sorry. It's not your fault just don't want to deal with that.

>I'm also retarded, and ugly.

Sure.

>And male

That's gonna be a huge yikes for me senpai. I was just getting ready to post my discord till I read that part.

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And here I thought I gave you a creative bait and you ruin it like this.
This place aint what it used to be.

>but learning a language is hardly something I would do solely for you.
then I already know it won't work out. Sorry, hope you have a nice holiday though.

this post is proof that all robots want stacy

>Not being gay means I want a Stacy

I think you should stick to your containment thread.

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how are we gonna be able to communicate our feelings as a couple if i can't speak english you retard?

Is that how you protect your fragile larp ego? By creating impossible standards and even if They're met the chances of them even liking you back are even more astronomical unlikely?
You amuse me

Native "americans" originated from northern China/mongolian plains. genetically.

>Are you truly prepared to die from my ass?
i've been waiting for this moment longer than you know. please don't keep me waiting much longer

You're obviously not familiar with fembots huh? Most of us don't want a guy who has baggage from loving other women and we'd like to be someone's first love.

Why would I want to learn chink? I can never sound like a native speaker. Meanwhile chink accents sound cute as fuck in english.

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I thought girls liked men who were honest.
Really grinds your gears hmm

the chinese character system is literally retarded, no one should be learning chinese while it's in use
I know native speakers who FORGOT HOW TO WRITE because they spent too much time in an english-speaking environment. that shouldn't even be possible.

how does a fembot get a bf if they all reply like this?

Google translate must have come a LOOONG way then.

I'm not sure I remember how to write. I'd probably have to reference a keyboard.
I can't do touch-typing, either.
Am I a dyslexic?

I just want a neet BPD fembot gf to kill me, bros.
id even pay for the plane ticket.