All right listen up!
My name is coach Boomer, you may know me as sonic boom, you may not.
Here's how power placement is going to work.
You are going to show me your power using one picture and a BRIEF description.
Yes you will do so in front of the entire class.
I will then determine where you will be assigned, Hero or Sidekick.
Remember, no whiner babies, my word is final.
Super power placement thread
Ayden Thompson
Owen Gomez
Alchemy - you can transfer any chemicals in any quantity into the desired ones within 10 meters instantly, with gradual transmutation speed falloff after 10 meter range.
Austin Foster
Sounds badass
HERO!
Cameron Campbell
organic manipulation/slime body morphology - comes with matter absorption, hammer space, ultimate transformation, hive mind clone creation, size change, immunity to most kinds of physical damage, ultimate healing factor, and the ability to copy powers based in biology.
enough said.
Sebastian Howard
I can make my dick grow to any size but my blood volume remains the same.
Isaiah White
Do I get to run drug cartel while still remaining hero?
Jace Sanders
I got bored reading that description
lucky for you i am not allowed to give rankings based solely on how long winded ones description may or may not be (anymore)
A very reluctant Hero ranking to you.
Sidekick but a chad sidekick at that
I don't give a fuck
Tyler Gonzalez
Nonlocation - location can't be precisely pinpointed. There's a rough 5 meters radius area in which it's certain that I am somewhere, but I am not located precisely in any given spot inside said area. Which means I can appear pretty much anywhere I want in said area, but have to actually move my "center" in order to appear outside of its current bounds.
Comes with the ability to mysteriously appear from and disappear into dead ends and other funky stuff like that.
(please let me be a sidekick, I don't wanna be a hero)
Blake Morales
Also picture
John Ortiz
Lucky you that's literally the definition of a sidekick power!
Camden Myers
Fuck yeah. Thanks mr coach Boomer
Lucas Barnes
Don't wanna be a hero? you know sidekicks are treated like dirt in society. Villains at least get respect.
Asher Stewart
Don't mention it, always lookin out for the little guy
Levi Scott
I can summon a gun.
Andrew Allen
>The power to stop time.
>I move normally while everyone else is frozen.
Ethan Lopez
I mostly don't mingle with society. It's actually the reason I don't wanna be a hero: hero have to socialize and be poseurs and look good, the whole shebang. I don't want none of that. I just want to pump up the hero when he's down and be plucky.
Andrew Howard
Sidekicks are like women, weak but needed
So can any edgy teenager at this high school, sidekick
Now that's a hero power, just stay out of the girls locker room, that's my turf.
Connor Harris
man your power is fucking busted. whats the limit on your time stop.
Joseph Young
No we don't You don't have to do jack shit with your power, you'll just always be treated nice whether you do shit or not, based on the circumstances of your birth. Even if sidekicks manage to beat villains all by themselves, they just get reevaluated to hero status. they don't bring up the opinion of sidekicks.
Nathan Perez
I can sense when the TV is on even when there's no sound
Ryan Evans
I emit extreme pheromones which make the opposite sex infatuated and submissive to me.
Aaron Anderson
>tfw he cannot interact with any matter (including air) because its frozen in time too
Samuel Hernandez
Ten seconds at a time.
A lot can be done in ten seconds.
Carson Jenkins
But I don't want to be treated nice. I don't want to be treated at all. I want to be left to my own devices, and sometimes pop up when I'm somehow needed.
Dominic Hall
I will give you a pity sidekick but you should probably just be expelled.
HERO! You know some say i also have this power.
No one likes a nerd
you're still a hero but that's kinda weak
Gabriel Wilson
you don't get it, you can be left alone as a hero but you'll get picked on as a sidekick.
which gender would that be.
Gavin White
>Infinite ammo with no reloading as long as you are conscious
>bullet trajectory can be controlled mid flight with pinpoint accuracy
that stand was borderline broken, too bad Hol Horse didn't make it in the Crusaders squad
also sidekick material if you're gonna follow his philosophy
Logan Morales
Still ten seconds to think of a plan.
Asher White
ty coach boomer, i'll leave the virgin pussy for you
Charles Baker
>implying a femanon would have those kind of control fantasies
John Gonzalez
I. What. That has not been my experience so far.
Also known as the "You might be wondering how I got myself in this" power.
Lucas Sanders
When I punch things my hands explode (I am unaffected by said explosions)
Tyler Ross
No problem its my job
Fun fact, i am much more likely to give females the role of sidekick based solely on their sex.
Wyatt Richardson
Now that's a badass power
HERO!
Brayden Jones
>you're still a hero but that's kinda weak
jojo begs to differ
I'm not a femanon i'm a slime.
John Mitchell
i heve a hamer
Ian Gonzalez
Sometimes courage is the strongest power
Hero!
Joseph Moore
I have powers of time travel. I can go to the past, present, or future at my discretion.
Gavin Wright
I can manipulate most elements.
But I'm psychotic as fuck.
Colton Richardson
Sounds OP as fuck, you could just kill anyone as an infant. HERO
Chase Richardson
Oh my god this person has no powers. I'm so sorry sir. do you need help?
oh fuck its a timelord. goddamn two people have superpowers more broken than mine.
Christopher Green
sorry son your batshit craziness gets you down to sidekick tier. The academy can't risk another school massacre.
Like i said, i admire the man's courage. He fears no judgement nor fate. He will go far as a hero.
Jaxon Cox
bbut i have maxed out vitality and also my hammer scales with it for somereason
Ryder Evans
oh well why didn't you say that. wanna splatter me? I promise I won't die.
Jackson Hernandez
begone thot slime scum
Joshua Ross
My cum is both neverending and heatseeking. I always find my target.
William Long
ouchy ouch.
Nathaniel Foster
Sidekick, would be hero if your cum was acidic.
Eli Ramirez
would he though? having to jerk off to attack sounds terribly weak.
Juan Brown
Paradox. Things affect me in a nonsequitur way. Gravity pulls me equally towards the heavier and lighter things in my environment; bullets only wound me if I'm in perfect health, else they heal me; etc...
Brandon Ortiz
yeah but unending implies that he could keep a stream going until a fight was over, As long as he kept himself on edge 24/7 it would be a decent hero power.
More trouble than its worth
Sidekick
Ayden Powell
but when your erection doesn't go away after 4 hours you need to see a doctor!
Josiah Robinson
Limited precognition. I can accurately predict the next moves my opponent will make within a short timespan, and can plan my own moves accordingly. More a tactical power than anything, but it allows me to do ridiculous flashy shit because I see every move coming.
Josiah Ortiz
me punch hard
Tyler Long
Trust me i know the utility of never being caught with your pants down.
HERO!
Christian Morgan
have you ever seen anything that you couldn't completely avoid?
Ethan Johnson
Wanton. A kind of meta-ability, giving the user any and all necessary powers to break any laws he's put under. Especially useful against magickers, psychics and all other kinds of self-aggrandizing freaks.
Justin Bailey
sidekick but a cool one that i would be proud to have.
Elijah Nelson
Although that power is really strong, it seems like it would fit well into a support sidekick role. Sorry bud but its a sidekick life for you.
Julian Gomez
>me cool
Owen Walker
laws as in curses, societal, or universal?
Tyler Sanchez
Yeah.
Like for example not having to be GOD DAMN OREGANO to post on this OTTERFUCKING BOARD
Nathaniel Stewart
so what you are saying is you can go backwards in time because screw the rules?
Henry Williams
Hell yeah
Explosives are a tricky spot for me. A fair few times I've walked right up to the door of a warehouse, ready to fight some dudes, but immediately I realize that was the plan all along and they're gonna blow it up as soon as I step inside. I've gotten out of it a couple times but that's a tough bit. I'm more of a street level hero, outsmarting thugs. They always resort to the guns.
Jaxon Sanchez
My power is pocket sand
Thomas James
hey street level heroes are necessary. not everybody can be everywhere a once. I mean I could, but that would involve eating the amazon rain forest.
Ian Carter
Hero, it works every time
Street level heroes often also have the best stories. 1 death is more tragic than a million.
Evan Hernandez
Normality
I can get a girlfriend.
Connor Phillips
Sidekick/cannon fodder
Still good for you
Matthew Nguyen
Among other things, yeah.
Mason Long
All right fags a nigga gotta sleep. You guys are now officially excused. You can stay and discuss your powers or leave. I don't give half a fuck.
Lucas Reyes
Bye coach boomer!
Isaiah Cook
bye based Corrin poster, she so thicc its fucking stupid
Jackson Bennett
See ya broski orig
Sebastian Watson
*splatter*
Daniel Cook
There's not enough sidekicks so I'll take one for the heros like a true sidekick.
I always know the best possible action to take based on risk and effectiveness. I also know riskier but more effective and vice versa. I'm still a regular human in mind and body but can train myself to be faster than one
Camden Miller
Fuck. I didn't realize this. Can a hero pick me for their own then? (tell me which post is yours)
Owen Gutierrez
I only let hammer man splatter me. I'm not into people doing weird things to my body constantly.