Can someone have a fake text convo with me real quick and critique me on where I come across awkward or autismo

Can someone have a fake text convo with me real quick and critique me on where I come across awkward or autismo

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Op here I'll start with

Hey I'm james

what's up I'm Matt

Not much dude just chilling. Any plans for the holidays haha

(haha was totally unnecessary)
Cooking tomorrow, then going to see the grandparents on the 24th.

c-can i join in please?
fucking orig

Yeah sure, if you're going to message your tinder thot or text an acqaintance you're trying to bang cut that stutter shit out though.

i'm not going to message anyone, i just want to help op.

I'm not sure if he's coming back

That's cool. I'm gonna be low-key and just chill by myself smoking a blunt.

And this is where I stop being interesting lmao

That's me one post up

(tenses are kind of weird, so is saying you're to BE low key, I'd have said "lowkey I'm just gonna chill and smoke some weed", also the entire second line is unnecessary don't intentionally denigrate yourself like that unprompted, you'd get the same message across by starting the post with "I'm not doing anything special/interesting/etc.")

I haven't smoked in a month myself my dealer is dry and Canada's online mail order store is overpriced.

Fucking hell I get you. The motherfucking taxes when it comes to importing from Canada to Europe are ridiculous.

I live in Canada and it's overpriced and a poor service I can't imagine what it'd be like importing overseas from us. The first two weeks orders were so backlogged a lot of people had moldy weed when they finally got it.

Well it should sort itself out pretty quickly. I mean we're talking 2018's economy here: I'd be damn surprised if no upstart go-getters manage to put together some kind of app or something in the next few months.

Op here

That's wassup. What's it like having drugs shipped to you? I've heard people buy them in bulk sometimes..

>that's wassup
lmao no one talks like this, you'll just look like a cringy fuck, get rid of it. get rid of the ellipsis too.

It's different than when say silk road was active. You can't buy more than an ounce at a time from OCS, and it straight up just appears in a white unmarked sealed container through the mail. Nothing special. It's overpriced, you have to wait for it, pay for it with credit/debit, there's no reason to do so if you have a dealer.

The prices will most likely go down but the service will probably never get any better, since the service is government run distribution of commercially/privately grown product, same way our alcohol is only sold by The Beer Store and LCBO.

Whaaat. There must be some ways to privatize the distribution, can't there be?

Or was this a government ploy all along. Getting their hands on all the weed and making the service legal, yet so terrible that few would bother at all.
... Nah. Too smart for an administration to plot.

Op.

Oh I see. The cons seems outweigh the pros. I'm just a consumer tho. Not too familiar with the transportation or business side of it all but with the way tech is going such as Bitcoin there still so much to learn bro.

Where u from?

>with the way tech is going such as Bitcoin there still so much to learn bro.
Not that other dude who's indulging you, but I legit didn't catch what you were trying to say here. Or were you just like filling the blanks so there's text on the screen?

Just that there's so many avenues of payment and access to drugs.