Tinder thread

duuuuuuuude, she is ugly

don't tab that

never used Tinder bc club is much easyer but.....
is that true ? Do you just ask her our in the first 4 messages ? No talking about hobbies and shit ?

"So, does this mean we're married now?"

Good on ya lad, here's hoping it goes well.
Yes. You save the talking about hobbies and shit for the actual date. Most women don't have patience for small talk beforehand, so you have to capitalize on an opportunity as soon as it presents itself. I'm not saying be desperate or aspergic, but you have a limited amount of time to capitalize on fleeting attraction.

An addendum I forgot to add, but by her liking you an app, you already know that she's attracted to you in some way, so instead of starting the dating process at step one (testing the waters and seeing if she likes you in an attraction way) you start at step two, actually setting up a date. The date itself could be an absolute failure, but you at least don't have to deal with the awkwardness of expressing to her that you find her attractive face to face. Now, that doesn't work with all women, (some shy women are actually turned off by being so forward) but most women are looking for a man who's assertive. That's the true difference between a chad and a beta. All memes aside you can be the biggest robot in the world and still be a chad, or at least carry yourself as one. Sorry if I'm being preachy, just hope I can help someone lurking here out.

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lol no reply? alright then see if I give a fuck lol... think ur too 'cool' to have a leisurely chat with me? you've got another thing coming. honestly, I couldn't give a SHIT if you responded or not like really I don't care lmao... here I am just trying to be a nice guy, maybe brighten your day with my greetings but hey, sorry for trying to be nice, so like yeh... enjoy your day or not I don't really care, whatever lmao peace I'm a busy guy with a busy life, no time to waste on someone like you ROFL regains composure and puts on sly smile

Things are going pretty well I think

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Why are you even here? Fucking Chads man

You'll be slaying that puss in no time

Maybe she is into this. Who knows.

This stuff is so much fun, meeting women on here is a waste of time, but you can really laugh at the reactions you get from normalfags

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fucking great fucking great fucking great

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"realtalk when you finna let a nigga lowkey bust a nut up dem guts?"

Hahahaha

What would you do if they said yes? I'd probably just straight up ghost.

Checked, idk, they're too predictable for that though

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How to handle Christmas time on apps like tinder and bumble? Replying and swiping on the 24th/25th seems like it'd be super pathetic. That said if I don't keep the conversation going over the next few days I'm afraid that it'll be negative as well.

Reply on the 26th and 27th to the girls and say something like "Christmas was pretty busy for me, how did you do?"
Is it weird to setup a date between Christmas and new years?

"your place or mine"

works 9 out of 10 times

I sent this exact message to 6 matches as an opener

We will soon see how good your advice is user

Just some proof I sent it

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You fucked it up you dumb ugly faggot. No wonder you have to catfish

Im not cat fishing them I used my real face

If they finna get a nut bust I will consider doing it for them lol

>complains about not having sex with women
>has a chance to have sex with women
>screws it up for a cheap joke for r9k
I 100% bet you this retard is gonna be back here tomorrow asking "wahhh why don't women like me"

im proud of you user, ignore that other fag

this one, it made me laugh

Matched with girl whose bio says "Half Japanese / Half English. Student nurse."

Plz help me say something witty. I can't think of anything.

Kys reposter. This is from Jow Forums.

i'm not sure, i guess say something nice

>constantly get matches on tinder
>easily 6/10, 7/10 girls
>make plans to meet up for sex with every one of them
>never follow through with it
Why do I do this to myself

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How do these things fizzle out? Do you just say you can't make it, or ghost them?

I ghost every single one, often followed by me deleting my account and making a new one a few days later. I just can never muster up the courage to go and fuck these girls who are, unironically, begging for my dick. I've been with one girl my entire life, who was my first girlfriend.

Why not though? You have to get experience or you will always be awkward and shy. For me, my confidence absolutely skyrocketed after my first time. I was never able to talk to girls at all before then.

I mean, I still suck and i'm still awkward, but I could totally go out on a date if a girl wanted to.

Send pics
T. Someone with raging hapa fetish

say something nice i guess

My girlfriend and I fucked all the time, upwards of 10 times a day when we were together. I don't know if it's the thought of just hooking up with someone or what, but the anxiety kills me whenever it's actually time to follow through with these tinder sloots. I don't know what to do.

10 times a day?

Fucking hell I didn't even think that was possible.

Honestly, just do it. You're probably nowhere near as awkward as you think.

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maybe just admit to yourself that you don't want to fuck the girls on tinder, you just like using them to reassure yourself of your own value and that you'd do better by everyone that isn't you to just fuck off until you're ready to actually do something.

As much as I want to install tinder again and give it a try once more, I think is right. I just want to find a nice girl that I get along with, dammit.

>complains about not having sex with women
Jokes on you, I'm asexual.
Nice projection though

You're not asexual faggot. You're either incel or low test.