>on the day beginning Jow Forums's 6th year, the board is a catalog of stale memes from other boards, rejected Jow Forums generals, low quality ecchi threads that barely get any replies, what are essentially feels generals, hunger games/risk spam, and some loose harkenings back to memes created on Jow Forums 4, 5 years prior >there was some drawthread at one point, I think, but it burned fell apart after drawfags became disinterested and left for greener pastures >there is no longer any sense of a unifying identity on Jow Forums, the board being fractured between newfriends taking after how they saw the defined types of posting on the board >most of the current userbase doesn't even remember Cirno
>barely browsing, chicanon finds only a single thread notes that it's Jow Forums birthday >entering, only finds a cabal several anons posting old Jow Forums memes, like Simon, leaf girl, alzheimer, Duke, Cirno, and telling the tales about old posters like Cockeyes >most of these anons were not around when these things existed on Jow Forums, only basing their knowledge from screencaps they've seen, and hearsay from the ever-shrinking number of original Jow Forums posters >some were complaining about the absolute state of Jow Forums, pining for the good old days they had never experiences >"my god, this board has gone to shit. Look at how much shit" >"Jow Forums was always shit, you fucking newfag. lurk more" >seeing this, chicanon immediately reacts >how could he let anything so incorrect like this slide? >"fuck off an*Mefag"
>he had posted with a smug anime reaction, image after all >before he hit 'Submit' on his original retort, he stopped himself >"why the fuck am I still here?" >hovering over the browser tab selection, he clicks the 'X'
This would unironically make me happy, fuck all of you
Josiah Parker
Keep an eye out today. I'll have to remind the board of a few things. I think you'll have fun. Also tomahawk missiles in Syria made me hard. I hope you were on top of it.