/r9gay/ - #551

i have a piece of his hair

i just want a guy to talk to sometimes, eventually work up to bf status but fuck its been getting real lonely recently

also i hope that straight user from last thread doesn't join, made everything uncomfy

Thanks, please follow me to the back

Why don't you take a seat, user?

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im australian
but not cute

>tfw no not cute Australian bf

hmm! tell me a bit about yourself user!

i think im on the wrong show
he's 22

>tfw no cute Australian bf

>tfw no bf from Cologne that calls me during his cig break

umm yes hello please respond...

>australians

PLS be brisbane

if you're not american you might as well not exist

Cute foreign boys belong to Americans

you got that one backwards kiddo

melbourne but gimme your discord anyway: [email protected]

>you got that one backwards kiddo
I'm okay with this

Ohayou Ohioans!

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>tfw no bf to put on a leash

>tfw no bf to belong to

>tfw no bf to be my bf

>tfw no bf to do bf things with

>tfw no >tfw no bfposter bf to be my bf

>that bf feel bf when bf no bf bf

>bf bf bf bf bf bf

JUST BE EACH OTHERS BF'S
THERE
YOU ARE NO LONGER ROBOTS AND MUST FUCK OFF BACK TO LGBT NOW

>no bf bf bf bf bf bf

>JUST BE EACH OTHERS BF'S
that sounds pretty slutty. go be a normalfag somewhere else

WAH NO BF
>is surrounded by potential bf's
EW NO I DONT WANT TO DATE THESE GUYS

HOW ARE "GAYBOTS" AND DIFFERENT FROM "FEMBOTS"

>dude just fuck these random boys lmao
again, slutty, normalfag behavior, fuck off

he said
>just be each other's bfs
not
>just fuck each other mercilessly without thought

the fact that your immediate jump to getting together was constant fucking says a lot more about you than him

>tfw no bf exactly like this that will be my bf

>tfw no edgelord hateful nihilist bf

>tfw no cuddleslut bf

christ, the quality of this thread really drops off after the time I usually go to bed

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hello janny-kun, how was your day

>tfw no thread quality maintaining bf

>tfw no whiny-voiced bf to front my pop rock band

>when you recognize the janny by his avatar
It is sort of funny, in a metaphysical sense

xth for getting a bara bf

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janny get me bans, but he ain't got boyfriends

>tfw no bf that I can send cute pictures of anime boys

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what are you even talking about senpai? make a good post nigger

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>tfw no bf who sends me pics of cute anime boys to cosplay

>tfw no bf to hug

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>tfw deprived on any sexual interaction with myself and others

I just woke up, it's 5:20am and I'm currently cleaning my jizz puddle because my dick hates me for some reason. I wanna die, but only after I change my bed sheets

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did the australians leave?

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what the fuck is she so goddamn smug about

I don't want to be bf of an unstable, passive aggressive neet

Wouldn't you be, if you had a bf like that?

i didn't
it felt like there were more aussies before though

Where are all the cute anime bottoms in toronto? My cock needs to be sucked immediately.

This isn't a hook-up thread
Get out with your un-wholesome attitude

yes and I'm glad they did

>notice friend is in same discord server for gay porns
>too shy to say anything
>few weeks later he messages me about it, teasing me
>talk for a while, we eventually decide to fuck
>he comes to,my house, we fuck he spends the night

>too autistic to ask if we are "dating" or just fwb
>too scared to text him out of fear of being clingy
>cant fucking stop thinking about him

>this entire post
wew
What kind of response are you expecting here?

Dont know actually.

He won't think you're clingy just for texting him after something like that. Just don't blow up his phone with messages without waiting for a response.
I hope it works out for you and you get a bf user

I will bf the user who gets post You have been warned

/r9gay/ what are your plans for christmas?

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but user, what if he's a frogposter

Why on earth would they want you? Don't be unrealistic.

be sad a lot about >tfw no bf

>Tfw no non-slutty boyfriend free nerdy video game bf to play video games with and watch tv/movies while we cuddle

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I'm a frogposter
I'm pretty great desu

>that image
is that a jew?

wakeup

remember that jews exist

day ruined

You haven't proven yourself great.

>I'm a frogposter
dumb stinky frogposter. go take a bath smelly

Maybe not, but I am
no u

where do you see a jew at? is it hidden somewhere in the image? all I see is an anime school girl

*waits for frogposter to get in the bath*
*slowly turns up the water temperature until he doesn't notice he's boiling alive*

posting pic related as soon as I wake up.
After that I'll probably drive out in the morning to visit my mom and open presents with my family and their friends, have Christmas dinner, then leave early so I can go to bed on time. My mom's house is aesthetic as heck, it's an old victorian mansion with lots of nooks and crannies. Might find one of those to sit in for a few hours with one of the books I'll inevitably be getting if people try to talk to me too much. All in all it should be pretty comfy.

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>tfw no bf to drop redpills with

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>tfw no frogposter friend

wheres angry straight user i want to anger him more

he left after getting mad at our audacity to make ANOTHER thread

hiya anons! what are y'all going to be doing for xmas eve and xmas day? i'll be sitting all alone in the dark with a large bottle of gin

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This buy with whiskey instead

I'll be eating Christmas dinner with my best friend, his family, and my brother. I'm pretty excited.

hello, I hope you will be going to the optometrist to get your prescription checked

who else /drunk as a skunk/?

>tfw the bar said they cant make any mojitos

whiskey tastes so disgusting shut up

That's your opinion darling

hah! love how all these typos show up when psople start talking about alcohol, y'all niggas is drunk

>hello, I hope you will be going to the optometrist to get your prescription checked
i should probably get more than that checked
that sounds great, i hope you have a good time
excellent! what whiskey are you going to get?
hush

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>that sounds great, i hope you have a good time
Thank you, friend. I hope you have a good time as well while you drink.

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tfw no bf to spend christmas with
what the HECK

who wants to make a toast with water bottles so the bpa turns down our testosterone and we can slowly start our descent into trannydom!!!!

>tfw no bf to spend christmas with

i know that feel

man I've been avoiding plastic and onions and all that shit for years and I still turned out a 5'6" effeminate queer who constantly fantasizes about sucking dicks.
something ain't right here