See pretty girl

>see pretty girl
>think about dating her
>remember there's a 99.9% chance she's a whore
>get depressed

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>taking yourself out of the race before it even started
I'm sure the rest of your life is similar

>see pretty girl
>realize anything i say comes out as garbled retard words
>get depressed

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>Entering a race that's rigged where the prize is a soggy oatmeal biscuit
Why?

>life
>I'm
>similar
>life
>is
>sure
>your
>the
>rest
>of

this is why most of us have gone gay. no more stress and all pleasure.

i'd die before turning into a faggot

kill yourself you subhuman scum

better to learn sooner than later that women are a disappointment and men will give you true love

>See leaked bonbibonker streams
>At first she talks about being lonely, having no friends
>Never swears, apologizes if she almost does
>Talks about how gross it is that people sexualize her
>Later streams; Swearing, talking about her multiple boyfriends who are all seeing other people

All women become trash.

>see pretty girl
>scream internally

Its not fair, I want a gf.

>"whore"

Don't talk that

Lel. Gays do not have love. They do not have exclusive relationships, they only fuck anyone who lets them.

Fags suck and have AIDS desu

>see pretty girl
>completely ignore her
>she gets mad
>stares at me
>keep walking pretending she never existing

another day, another roastie get toastie

>see pretty girl
>think about dating her
>pussy out of that thought because I know that deep down inside of my mind and heart there is nothing - no interest in hobbies, no real desire to be with "friends", no genuine feeling of affection for anything really besides alcohol
>there only is the imminent fear from future (job, bills, life, death, etc.)

>see pretty girl
>think about dating her
>remember there's a 99.9% chance she's a whore
>remember I wouldn't ask her out and find out anyway
>get depressed

I have seen this movie

>see pretty girl
>think about dating her
>remember I'm a small dick NEET
>nvm

IF SEX MATTERED, LMAO YALL GONNA BE PICKY ABOUT DATING PEOPLE AND THEEEN BITCH YOUR ASS OFF THAT NO ONE WANTS YOU.
MOST GIRLS GET ABUSED AND ASSAULTED/RAPED/MANIPULATED INTO IT BEFORE THEY'RE FUCKING 16.
IF YOUD ACTUALLY BE LONELY YOUD SETTLE FOR A PERSON THATD LIKE YOU AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH BUTN OO O OO I M THE MISTER FUCKING PICKY ASS ROBOT WHO NEEDS TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK ON Jow Forums ABOUT HO W SA D HIS FUCKING LIFE BE OH D A M, YOURE NOT A REAL ROBOT EVEN IF YOU CAN MAKE CHOICES LIKE THOSE NIGG

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>see pretty girl
>think about dating her
>convince myself she's probably not a whore due to things I can perceive about her mannerisms and background
>she seemingly likes me and we agree we should hang out
>she bails on me twice and ghosts me
>probably bc she's too busy being a whore (and not bc I'm not chad)
>get depressed

based and chadpilled

but also this

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>never leave room
>never see pretty girl
>remember i am going to die alone
>always depressed

dating as a non-Chad male in 2018 is like a battle royale between 80 men just to get to date an average or worse girl that will still cheat.

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This. I have no problem leaving my comfort zone and taking risk, but when you look at what it takes to obtain and keep a woman who isn't both fat and ugly, its makes you not even want to try. Woman just don't pass the cost-benefit analysis

this is why you should go gay, honestly

you should trade stock dude

>see pretty girl
>date her for some time
>gf starts ignoring me
>break up because she wants something new
>tfw I would have done everything for her but she dumped me because she was bored

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Going gay does not pass the cost-benefit analysis either. Pic related.

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it passes with flying colors

I don't understand why any of you dont just try and find women with real Christian or similar values.

>implying christian women aren't whores
even the power of god is insufficient in supressing women's slutty nature.

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Trips of truth. The only winning move in a rigged game is not to play.

REAL CHRISTAN VALUES dipshit. "Faith, Fmaily, Friends" is some stupid slogan every basic whore puts on a coffee mug.

>see pretty girl
>I''m not a fucking normalnigger so I don't care about stupid shit
>continue feeling good

>see pretty girl
>completely ignore her
>she doesn't respond because I'm not turboChad and therefore she doesn't register my existence

I should have gone for a chemistry degree. Then I could have worked for thr DoD, smuggled out the recipe for their gay bomb, and turned all the Chads gay. That's the only way to get back at the roastie, is through Chad.

>just have a good personality :)

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Maybe if you cucks stopped worshiping and putting every woman you see on a pedestal this wouldn't be the case

Why don't y'all just stop caring so much about having sex? In all honestly premarital sex really sucks. It's just stressful and only feels good in the brief moment. Afterwards you just feel like shit and only once you realize this will you actually be able to find someone good.

Gay's are the biggest whores out there.

>See pretty girl
>I'm pretty confident
>fit
>employed
>well endowed
>Talk to her
>She tells me I'm less than dog shit because I didn't make her get an explosive orgasm with the first word that I uttered, didn't preemptedly showered her with free shit/gifts, don't have a criminal record, not serving in the military while studying in college at the same time and didnt brought a Tyrone to fuck her in front of me.
>get depressed

that's why its perfect for robots

Chad here, I met this girl at work in high school in the summer, a devout Christian who claimed she was saving herself for marriage
She had been dating a fellow religious fanatic for like 2 years and they had kissed a couple of times but that was it

Anyway, she was all jockin on my nuts and wanted to hang out, I obliged her
hot fuckin bitch right, right off the bat i cucked this other dude at work who was trying real hard to bang her

She breaks up with her bf within a couple of weeks and getting coffee a couple of times or whatever (me just using it as gf practice of course since she was nuts and i thought she actually didn't want to fuck)
He was a relatively handsome fellow too, got cucked hard
She claims she wants to get closer to God or some shit and that's why she broke up with her bf
within a week this bitch gets on tinder looking for a new mans, all the while jockin HARD on my nards

within a few days she's grinding her ass on my dong on the couch while watching The Land Before Time, under the pretense of platonic cuddling
tells me matter-of-factly that she's "made boys cum before without touching them" or some shit

Asks me to come hang out the following night at an empty house she's housesitting
>i come
>she suggests we build a blanket fort
>wines me up with her parents' friends' franzia intentively
>chill in the blanket fort for a while
>p drunk
>eat pringles and watch tv mostly trying to ignore her
>she grabs onto me and suggests I spend the night
>I say "nah I got shit to do tomorrow" and bail

another roastie whore BTFO, one of my very first

don't ever think women can genuinely and wholeheartedly adhere to any moral values

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This. Only gay men have moral values

yes but not all of us are gay you fucking tard.

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>see butt-ugly girl
>decent chance she's not a whore
>don't think about dating her at all
>still somehow rationalize in your brain that you're entitled to the pretty one

lmfao what a faggot loser

based and roastiepilled

Not all women are whores. It is easy to feel that way user, I feel you.

this is why im getting Jow Forums cause looks do matter.

>Not all women are whores.
I feel bad for you.

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>see pretty girl
>think about dating her
>see another pretty girl
>think about dating her
>continue ad infinitum
>never actually ask anyone out

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>he thinks that being Jow Forums matter
oh boy.

Damn legit havent cringed this much in a long time. Thanks, user

>Not all women are whores.
>All women are whores.
>Get depressed.

It's called getting a gun or whatever and killing the other participants. Duh.

>see pretty girl my age
>ring on her finger
>realize this is the norm at my age
>get depressed

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don't be boring then retard and dont do everything for her make her work for rewards

What did you think of it?
I've been holding off until it's on Netflix but I might check it out of redbox on the strength of an user's recommendation.

youtu.be/VPRuL9ACZeM

Care to explain why my reglious female cousin has herpes outbreaks and why this moron girl that tried to date me had multiple boyfreinds?

if you're having feel problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a feel aint one

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why you not like sour grapes

>implying I have the time to look for a speicla little unicorn that will not cheat.

Why? Do those pics not prove it? 'Personality' means jack shit. And only virgins think it does.

can't wait until three years from now when I'll be suffering from similar thoughts

>see ugly girl
>think about dating her
>remember shes probably lusting for chad
>get depressed

They don't deserve to die over some whore trash.

The worst one for me has always been
>Be somewhere out in public
>See pretty girl sitting alone
>Work up courage to talk to her
>Begin approaching
>2 minutes her bf comes back
>Do 360 and kill self

You're fucking wrong but you have no shame or self-respect so I can't convince you.

I hear ya. It sucks looking up people you used to know and they have kids now. They look like happy, healthy functional adults. And here I am getting shitfaced in my attic before Xmas while they're out visiting relatives with the kids and planning a bright future.