Uhhh guess I'll make my own not-imouto thread

Hey, this is just a random thread I made because I'm bored, definitely not an imouto/incest/karen/whatever thread but if Chris wants to use my thread it's fine.

Anyway I fucked up again, what else is new. I tried to ask my brother the age-old "Hey would you find me attractive if I wasn't your sister" question, but I fumbled a bunch and mixed up a bunch of my thoughts and the question that came out was like "Well you like anime little sisters but not me, would I be sexy if I was anime?" and he just looked at me funny. But later he said he doesn't know about that other shit but I'd probably make a cute anime girl. So he thinks I'm cute, that's good. Also I've been ignoring him due to awkwardness since then so that's bad, blah.

Also ignore this thread if I'm boring or no one cares please.

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You got luck, was just looking for an update.

I'll read it in a moment and comment, not chris though.

Just read it.

Nah, you didn't fucked up, you're fine.

Rejoice, and learn with Karen how to blueball your own oniichan.

Sit on his lap.
If he he gets a boner he finds you attractive, if he tells you to fuck off it's because he knows he'll get a boner and he finds you attractive.

>blueball
See that's something that's been worrying me. If I make him crack and he admits he likes me, I was originally just gonna be like "Haha I got what I wanted, no more teasing". But that would probably be really mean to him so now I don't know.
One of these days I'll probably just do that honestly.

>"Haha I got what I wanted, no more teasing".
Please don't do this to your brother unless he's explicitly into that kind of fetish

Why would you want you're brother his opinion if you're hot?

She wants to give him the best Christmas present of all: her pussy.

Well NOW I wouldn't, I'm not that mean, but I have no idea what I would actually do.
Oh geez oh boy I don't know how to sum this up quickly lol. Uhhhh brother says he likes anime incest, I fear for my safety and ask around/do some research, I start feeling very different and confused about the whole thing, brother tells me he doesn't like me like that but I'm not sure, andddd I keep doing stupid things to gauge if he's actually attracted to me or not. Jow Forums tells me he must based on things he's doing but idk.

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I don't need this now go away.

So you don't want him to like you in a sexual matter and you respond by acting how a girl trying to fuck a guy would act towards him? Smart keep on doing that see how it ends.

Tits or gtfo now
Lemme see if your brother would fuck you

I didn't say that, now I kinda want him to like me and just acknowledge he likes how I look (more than just "lol you're cute"). I just don't know what I want past that.
Even if I wanted to isn't there a big ol' "no pics or asking for pics" sticky?

Here is where i got you give me your discord or kik and you can send pics there or i give you mine

This is really weird wtf is all i can say

every man wants to fuck his sis lowkey, just do it

You're the bad kind of imouto I don't really want mines to become.

What exactly is the point of your quest? Just making your brother miserable?

You should do the same thing that karen did, just say if he moans he loses, then sexual assault him.

tfw all the weirdos and mean people come out when I make the thread. Chris come back your orbiters were nicer.

Thanks.
>What's the point of your quest?
If there's one thing I know it's that I don't fucking know. I'm probably just being needy and attention whory deep down.
>do the same thing that karen did
Uhhhh.... maybe.

They're probably doing it right now.

That would be neat, good for them.

I came as quickly as I could! We are comrades after all!

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So let me ask you this:
>why do you want your brother to like you more?
>in what way do you want your brother to like you?
>what's the age difference between the two of you?

Oh hi I wasn't just wondering what you were doing to your sister or anything.

I mean what's up.

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DELET THESE TRASH, FUCK OFF TO /SOC/

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Nothing much. I was alerted in another thread that this one was up and you were being bullied so I rushed over.

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Maybe you should two should fuck?

I'm probably just being defiant, he says he doesn't like me and I wanna prove him wrong somehow. But I also feel kinda, I dunno, not good enough. Like he'll jack it to some anime slut sister but his real one is no good. It's stupid but yeah.
>in what way
I don't know, in what ever way he wants at this point, I just wanna know what he thinks of me for real.
We're 19 and 24.

Wait, are you jealous of anime characters?

I dont fell that way towards her more like I feel a bit protective but thats just my older brother instincts at work.

We spent the day out doing errands to get food for christmas day and any last minute shopping done. As for last night she slept soundly throughout the night and I stayed up late until I eventually calmed down. She let me sleep in until like 11 saying I looked to comfortable to disturb.

No thanks.
Uhhhhhhh, come to think of it I guess I am. Man fuck me I'm dumb.
Thanks. But we know where your brother instincts get you so maybe tone it down, keep it in your pants and all that.

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So you're envious of the relationship your real brother has with fictional and characters?
>like he'll jack it to some anime slut sister but his real one is no good.
So you want your brother to masturbate to you instead. In that case you'll need to research anime tropes and dress/act in ways that are sexually appealing to him.

>I don't know, in what ever way he wants at this point, I just wanna know what he thinks of me for real.
You might want to show interest in what he does, or even just go out and do stuff with him. Make him fell like you love or look up to him.

Also what kind of important interactions have you had with him in the past few years, positive or negative?

Does your ass look like that?

THIS AND THAT ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just now got what you meant by that. I need to work on how I pick up things. We havent done anything lewd like last night beyond light kissing and handholding.

Is Chris still running away?

>Karen tries to teach chris it's bad to blueball another human being
>he ends up with a new fetish

You should just hug your bro casually on a regular basis.

Good god it took him 30 minutes to figure out what anonette meant.

A whole new meaning to dense

>mfw forgot my brother was here until he came asking when dinner was

Yeah even if he likes me I'm too stupid for him. Also is this how trips work.

Blaaaah, I'm too tired to address this thing so I'll answer like two points.
>dress/act in ways...
I'm not gonna change the way I act but I dabbled a tiny bit with the apron thing, if I can get my feelings sorted out and get some confidence back I was gonna go bolder, just a little bit.
>Also what kind of important interactions have you had with him in the past few years, positive or negative?
See I actually spend time with him so much that it's hard to single out the "important" parts. Uhhh when I was 16 he chased away a girl from school who was harassing me sexually, I really liked him at that moment. And very recently there's the stuff I've talked about with me demanding long hugs from him and him being really worried about me, and offering me a spot in his bed one night when I seemed really out of it to him. And then there's the apron thing where he looked at my butt and the time where he was gonna slap my butt in retaliation to me punching his but he backed down and laughed awkwardly but those aren't important. /walloftext.

Yes. Trust me.

I know I'm sorry, I appreciate the brotherly instincts.

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>Thanks. But we know where your brother instincts get you so maybe tone it down, keep it in your pants and all that.

Kek

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Its like this as example
Fig ##1111
The 1111 can be replaced by anything but has to be commected to the ##

Fix him something special like hot cocoa and just lean on him on the couch and watch TV

Is double # better or something? I tried it with one.
Bitch I want hot cocoa now fuck my brother thank you for the good idea Chris.

Attack his ears.
Karen did it long before Chris realized it had sexual intent, maybe your brother is... no, he is definetively as dense as Chris anyways.

Um, the one problem with that is I don't know if he would respond well, and I know exactly how I would respond. I like ears go away.

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It does sound good. I might take my own idea.

Life is full of misteries, just give it a try.

>he was gonna slap my butt in retaliation to me punching his butt
My brother and I used to do this all the time only instead of butts we used to pinch each other's nipples and yell "titty twister!" until my boobs got big and then it got awkward. I kind of wish he still did it though, it felt really nice.
Growing up sucks ass.

Yup cocoa and christmas story. Gonna be comfy gonna turn off all the lights except the tree and cuddle and tv.

I found out Karen doesnt just enjoy biting ears she enjoys hers being bitten too.

If you play wrestle with him just get in a position to get a bite in.

>hot cocoa
>it's fucking 35 degress Celsius where I live

Damn it, I want it and I'll have it.

COCOA WAS GOOD LICKNG HIS EAR MADE A BIG PROBLEM BYE

This is not how proper comunication works.

I fucking made a big stupid shuddery ass moan right in his ear and now I'm going to hang myself in the shower.

Why did you moan though? Licking his ears got you horny?

My cocoa was also pretty good. Found whipped creme in fridge. Huge bonus to our cocoa.

I told you I like ears. But I even doubted myself and said nah I'm not an idiot I can control myself. But no I cannot apparently, it's like I fucking couldn't control my breathing.

I'm gonna go back out there with him, I just feel like I might die doing it. I should've stayed and said I was teasing him, fuck me.

Were you snuggling on couch? If he allowed you to do that then you should be fine. He has been with you all your life he should know your autism pretty well

At least you werent making out with him, slipped your tongue in then left randomly like the protag of our other story.

He seems unbothered and believed me when I said I just rushed to get in my pajamas real quick. Is he nice or an idiot.

Glad you had a nice time at least.
Yes. lol I wish I could blame my problems on some actual form of retardation.

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You should just try to blow him or something. It's pretty clear that you're sexually attracted to him, and as you continuously repress these desires they're just going to become even stronger.

He's a guy. Your chances at success are pretty high desu, especially given that his fetish is LIERALLY incest

Snuggle and just enjoy the experience. If you fall asleep thats okay too. Sorry if I dont answer alot of questions. I'm not real good at this still heheh.

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Dont do this

Do this


If anything develops it will happen naturally

He is both lol

Blah, don't take that as me being sexually attracted to him or not. My ear thing is a legit problem. Worse than I thought apparently.
I'm going back now, gonna try to relax.

Try whispering "onii-chan daisuke~" in his ear.
It'll hit him right in his weeb heart.

what about something like:
"onii-chan, atashi no omanko.... okashiii~ ne
anata no ochinchin.... hoshiii~~"

This is extremely effective I can say from firsthand experience. I'm gonna be binging tv tonight. She caught me looking down her gown a bit earlier while we were snuggling and I tried to play it off badly. She said she understands that I want to look. She even said the point of her buying it was so that I would look.

Might be a mouthful for Annette to say, unless she happens to be a giant weeb too.

I'm picking up a sadistic vibe from Karen lately.

She is.

How did you enjoy your blueballs yesterday?

Are you actually repenting or did you got another fetish? Do you think you could ask for a handjob now?

Have fun and enjoy it!

Same. She'll be tying Chris to the bed by new year's eve, at this rate.

Same, and I love it.

Oh god I wish my imoutos were S.

I lost alot of sleep. I don't think I can ask her that. She spent a good portion of the afternoon teasing me over it. So I went behind her and unhooked her bra while she was doing laundry.

What if you said to her that you enjoyed the SM play and want her to play the S again.

Seize what is yours

Brother's a very good cuddler and I feel like I'm gonna cry. He doesn't deserve any of my bullshit.

Give him some leg wrapping in return

If he doesn't like me then that's more bullshit he doesn't need.

He does like you.

Fine let's wrap my legs around him and embarrass myself again, brb

Heck, now I wish I was your brother.

>tfw no sister to wrap herself around you

I can't believe this an original comment.
Anonette, brothers like it when their sisters cling to them.
Unfortunately my sister wouldn't even so much as hug me after she became a teenager.
Don't be afraid, make him feel loved.

Anonette the reason you feel so conflicted is because you have two different sets of emotions clashing. One is because you love your brother cause he takes care of you. The other is a feeling of inadequacy that comes with a guy saying that he doesnt find you attractive. Im not saying dont have your fun or stop what youre doing. You just seem genuinely confused as to why youre so conflicted.

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Okay, got a random burst of confidence because that went well (I didn't go nuts with the legs, I just put one over his leg and he pulled me into his side. He asked yet again if I was doing okay, I just said "Everything is hard" and he agreed and let me stay like that, yay.)

Trying to get him to spend the night now, he's never done that in my house so that'll be weird and fun.

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>"Everything is hard"

You were more right than you know

You should be honest already

I kinda know that, but I feel like I'm confused for a billion other reasons. Those two emotion sets are probably the big ones though. idk, maybe it's the random confidence but I feel like I'm figuring this out.

Anyway the dumbass won't sleep on my couch and he won't sleep with me 'cause my bed's too small, what do I do, I want him to stay.

Have any sleeping bags?

is nobody here going to tell this woman not to seduce her brother?
fuck is wrong with you people

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I think she shouldn't, and the fact that people here encourage this rather than tell a woman who would rather fuck her own brother than them to GTFO shows how far this board fell. What happened to the spite filled lonely losers that didn't want women here?

post your butt you sick whore

>asking this on Jow Forums
>asking this on Jow Forums
You seem lost, frendo.

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you can usually count on one or 2 moralfags to come in and object to something like this. I guess it's just me tonight.

don't fuck your brother OP. you'll regret it for the rest of your life if you're not a complete sociopath. you can't unfuck your brother.

That kind of relationship doesnt Last and also are toxic, try to slowly get rid of That though, any way a good start for you to be liked is to pay attention and treat like you want to being treated, even if isnt a fair treat, good luck and try to recocider.

You better be careful, bro said he doesn't like me and my instinct was to prove him wrong, who knows what will happen if people tell me not to fuck him.

But I won't unless there's a dramatic change somewhere down the line. Also he caved and is gonna sleep on my couch yay.