So this confused me my entire life

So this confused me my entire life.

What's the fucking point of Pizza Margherita?? Isn't it just pizza without anything?

Does someone really enjoy this garbage except dumb roasties? Seems like a waste of fucking dough.

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so basicly a pizza mageritha is fucking great. but because people dont want to put effort into making a good pasta sauce and pay some money for decent cheese they put all kind of crap on pizzas to make it taste like something.

it's supposed to have basil though which sets it apart from most other unitedstatian pizza toppings

I find that sissies like this type of Pizza from the time I lived in California so if you want boipucci this is a way to start the night, ofc a sissy will just suck you off if you ask or force them too

>american pizza

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uncultured swine

go ahead and eat your bacon double chees burger pizza

Margherita Is literally the best pizza.

I bet you think Arizona iced tea isn't sweet enough, either

i like bacon, but not on pizza
pineapple is my favorite food, but i don't care for it on pizza and would prefer it separate

i prefer pizza without tomato sauce -- yes, cheese bread

i just don't understand people wanting to put all of these toppings on pizza. i understand the meat, but even then i think it definitely will need to not have tomato sauce in that case.

what even is the standard? Why do people put peppers on pizza but not skittles? why do they put mushrooms but not chocolate syrup? why do they put peppers but not corn?

i'm not saying the latter examples are good choices, i just don't see them as any more preferable to put on my pizza than the former

give it to me PLAIN

similarly, i prefer a cheeseburger with only meat, cheese, and lettuce. i guess ketchup if it's REALLY hot, but i prefer it without

at subway i get extra meat and cheese and just lettuce [and salt] and they always act so surprised. they're like
>you want your sandwich dry?
well all their sauces use the most unhealthy oil (mainly basedbean) but even then, all that melted cheese isn't dry. plus, i drink a soda with it.

really makes no sense to me at all

my favorite food is pasta with cheese, even fettucine alfredo. i don't like broccoli in it though. i also don't like breadcrumbs in it. a little meat is OK, but nothing else, no bacon either (even though bacon is OK by itself). i mean i can still eat it even with all this stuff, but i just don't think it ADDS to the flavor. i'd rather eat the broccoli by itself as well, and i eat lots of broccoli. i eat multiple servings of vegetables every single day actually, and fruit is my #1 carb source.

call me a "picky eater" but you wouldn't want to eat the things i cook for myself

I like Pizza Margherita. Tastes nice.

Worst is Pizza Hawaii, true abomination

It's the best pizza if you spend money on the ingredients

some people just like cheese pizza you dumb cunt.

>no mention of based meat feast

Best pizza coming through

people ordering Margherita over this can neck themself

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i think youre retarded for knowing what this is, let alone be baffled by it. slap your parents for posting shitbait.

you sound like a massive pussy

normal men don't care what goes in their stomach as long as it is sweet/salty. pizza with many toppings is pleasing to the eye and it gets you full.

food as opposed to girls and friends is the one thing where you should be NOT picky retard

i can't help that i have a refined palate and don't just scarf down anything like an animal. do you eat dog and cat food too?


i could eat all of these things anyway, i WOULD eat a pizza with literally anything on it -- same with a burger

but, if given the CHOICE, if someone asks me what i want on it, i will say, for a pizza:
>no sauce, extra cheese
and maybe some meat

>pizza with many toppings is pleasing to the eye and it gets you full.
actually, you get more full from extra cheese and meat. in fact, you could ahve a large amount of the same exact topping rather than smaller amounts of 10 different toppings. it doesn't make you any more full by eating a variety of toppings instead of a very extremely large amount of just 1 meat


and did you not read where i said:
>at subway i get extra meat and cheese

these are where the CALORIES are. the other toppings really have no calories, except the oils

you're going to get MORE FULL from extra meat and cheese than regular amounts of these two + every single topping -- that's why the toppings are all free

>where you should be NOT picky retard
you should be actually, you sound like an obese person. go eat some dog food

nobody cares
you sound autistic as fuck

svenskcel?

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why not just order a pizza with fries and things as a side?

I'm pretty sure you're American.

I plain pizza was literally just oil and maybe herbs. Someone one decided to just put tomatoes, mozzarella, and basil. There is a lot of food with simple recipes out there

I used to think the cheese bread way. Wasnt a tomato guy. But I adapted and can handle some light sauce now, especially if its from a good place. But i dont understand your mindset about toppings, the "standard" you bring up means nothing. Most actual pizza places (not chains) have toppings based on local culture and what people there want on pizza so there isnt a standard really.
I agree about the sauces thing, only sauce i stomach is sweet and sour. Fuck subway employees going "wow thats it" let a man enjoy his ham n cheese melt dry fuck. I like pickles olives ham and cheese and im paying for it do your job "sandwich artist"
If youre that particular about textures and taste you might wanna consider if you got autism or hypersensitivity btw, major sign of those is exactly what you describe.

My favourite pizza has
>salami
>anchovies
>onions
>bell pepper
>chili
>olives
>capers

>not chocolate syrup
Nigga I just saw Dr. Oetker chocolate pizza the other day at Tesco.

Men should absolutely be conscious of what they eat you fucking lardass. The other guy is a bit of a sperg too though

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i eat all the types of pizza, i can stomach the sauce. i just don't prefer it. if i eat a pizza to myself, it has no sauce, because i order it like that

honestly, i don't eat pizza very often because it's fattening and i am trying to avoid grains.

>autism

yeah whatever. i just eat what tastes good, and try to avoid the less healthy things more sparingly.

there are also things i would eat that other people simply would not.

most of the free "toppings" are just a way to make it seem like you're getting more food when you aren't. i have to get extra meat everywhere. the regular amount of meat is never enough. i'm not even exceptionally big, but it's like the amount for a child or woman

do you prefer pizza with or without sliced bananas on it? i just don't understand these topping choices. my favorite flavor is cheese, but meat is very good too and gives me that protein-fullness feeling that sates my appetite. bread, pasta, whatever... those are just vehicles for the meat and cheese

>t. Amerilard
You are a poor excuse of a human being.
I bet you drink coke as a substitute for water, cram all sort of garbage during your snax and then complain you get acne and get so fat you need to go round with a cart.
In medio stat virtus.
Pizza Margherita was the first pizza ever made, refusing its existence because we now use toppings on it is a barbarous way to appreciate what you now call muh kebarbarian pizza.
The simplicity of the OG pizza is what made it good, many italian dishes are loke that, simple.
Toppings are fine, judt don't over fucking do it, mixing too much crap means that you get a mix of taste that barely remembers you of the individual ingredients.
But don't mind me, be a stereotypical amerilard cramming thousand crap into a plate and calling it a dish, too bad, you guys have so much more to offer than that.
Ultimately I won't tell you how to eat your "pizza" but the lack of disrespect towards the OG must not be tolerated.
>t. based and greenwhiteredpilled user