Mfw the last two digits are the age you will lose your virginity

Mfw the last two digits are the age you will lose your virginity

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i lost it at 21 to a crossdresser.

I didnt know

>Mfw the last two digits are the age you will lose your virginity
rolling

rolling.
kek, you're a homo now.

pls tell me my fate numbers

rollofipo

i lost mine at 17. lets see if its right

oh come the fuck on man.

About three weeks before my seventeenth birthday, I was raped (I'm a dude you presumptuous idiot), and I've only had sex with escorts since, so I don't know where I am on this.

But let's roll!

>00
I know im not losing this wizard battery

>28 more years until then. why does god punish us like this?

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ROLLING!!!! GIVE ME LOW GIVE ME LOW

>you're a homo
>now

Oreganoroll
Yeah, the filter adds a lot to this subreddit, thank you so much

okay this didnt fucking count

Pleased be soon

I'm going to fucking kill myself fuck this shit

how retarded are you guys? wait a few mins and post so you get something like 16

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neither did this one third times a charm

roaland

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rollin rollin rollin originally orignelle

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Says the jack off who lost his age at two.

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What will fate do with my dick

Fucking a tranny doesn't count.


If dubs no one itt looses their virginity.

i dont like this gamble

HA! you fucking Fag!

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I wish it had been sooner. I'll find out in a couple days or so.

please bless me numbers

thats kinda gross user

roll roll roll your boat
god fucking damn it holy shit i swear to god if i dont i will literally shit into the air and spin around so goddamn fast that I catch it in my own mouth if i do not get only slightly above my current age i'm gonnna do it

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FUCK well might as well kms

Rolling for the highscore

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rolling for sweet, sweet dubs

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"Gross" is a funny way to spell "hot."

ok lets see the age

probably 62 or something

roll for 18

09, this didnt happen, i guess ill have to wait till age 9 in the next life

I lost it really young. havent had sex in 13 years to til now though. 26 would be a nice number for the year I end my dry spell.

Anything above thirty is an instant discard.
If I'm hitting 30, might as well go full wizard.

Haha hopefully never but ok

>mfw

Jdjenenwnsj

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And a one and a two and a one two three four

Looks like your daddy fucked you when you were a kid

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yeah this sounds possible

Rolling for the win!
Oreganofregano

roll to the goal with the sole in the hole

Orgynalilili

Please don't be big

Rolladedao

>losing my virginity this year
see you losers later

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lets see what i am fags

rolling bitches

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Give me some genuine quality dubs plox

Lost mine at 16 with a 35 year old married woman who I met on an IRC chat in 1998. She came up from Georgia with 2 of her kids. Kids slept in one bed, their mom and I in the other and fucked for about 3 hours while they slept.

is it time to kill myself?
4

I have to roll, just to find out

please jiorjqe-wirjqwe

rollin for giggles

lost mine at 4ish

one of these days, i tell you

traps are gay

also i wanna get l a i d

Lets have a look then
Tfw this makes me nervous so probably will be 99

=)) i fucking hate the jews xDDDDD

All right... I'll give it a try. It'd be hilarious if the number is lower than my current age.

>06

Eh? I lost it when I was 6 years old??

Probably never, but I don't care anymore

0s incoming

I'd just roll it over to the next digit if you've passed it already.
306 is a long time

roIIo

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Rolling for this year, hopefully

something lower than 30

okay 99 incoming

Nice to know I'll get raped by a nurse at an old folks home.

>99
Totally gonna get fucked.

Rollen in the deep

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original. fucking hell

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13 when I lost mine. Let's see how close it is

I don't believe in this nonsense

rolling to see if it hits the year I lost my virginity.

>Imagine not bumping because high number
I'm prepared to be disappointed.

how did you not know
r u stupid

this, how do you not notice the cock and balls you fag?

rolly polly. ive lost it but lets see when i will again.

>mfw i get a number that is higher than 30

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rolling, if the number is lower than your age add 100

Rolling for hope.
originalititito

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plsss give me less than 30

mmm okay roll

rolling in a quite unique fashion, the likes of which have never been spotted prior. i say: rollerinario!

gimme 20 boy

Impositive it will be soon! Maybe even next year!

Wish me luck in the most original way!

oh my no

Icky sticky putin

i hope i roll good

Kek bless me with low numbers

Rolling and pwning

Looking forward to fucking the nursing home thots

Already lost it but might as well throw my dice amirite fellas