Hello,
It has been a long time since I have been online. I also got a new computer because the last one was fairly old.
I am a real Vampire who drinks blood.
Please feel free to ask me anything, I love to talk to people but I will ignore stupid questions.
I wouldn't mind talking about music or jobs as I am looking for one.
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I bet I could beat you in a fight hellspawn
Dare you enter my magical realm?
> I will ignore stupid questions
wheres the fun in that
What does AIDs taste like?
I believe that indulging in stupidity only fuels the fire.
I have found that people already have a hard time being serious here.
None of my donors have any STDs.
What are your thoughts on the "traditional" vampire weaknesses? (Crosses,Sunlight, Garlic, not being able to enter without being invited, ETC)
Do any of these apply to you?
>human blood?
>where do you get the blood?
>do you eat normal food, or drink water, as well?
How much blood do you need to drink everyday?
Where do you get the blood?
Do you have any superhuman abilities?
Can you turn into a bat? If not, do you wish you could turn into a bat?
Is it possible to use Vampirism to become a lich? They're both variants of eternal undeath correct?
Have fun with hep B, C, and HIV
Any blood but preferably human.
I get it from donors or other animals
I do eat normal food and drink water.
I need a cup or so of blood a week.
From donors or animals I kill
I don't think so.
No, and no. I think it would be more annoying than fun. Flying, I am sure, would be enjoyable but you would be easy to kill.
How did you become a vampire?
Who else IRL knows?
You got any Thralls?
Are you aware of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Was there a moment when you realized you were a vampire? Have you always known?
How does the whole blood donor thing work?
You are born one.
No one really.
I have people who I easily manipulate into doing what I want them to.
My first though
> "hurr durr ima vampire" yeah, sure thing, pal
My second thought
> uhh, how do I become a donor...
Have you ever been hit with a whip?
imagine thinking that because you're a weird fuck and drink some blood that you're a vampire
nigga they ain't real, seek help for your delusion and fantasy pls.
Is Nosferatu run worth it?
The sewers make me dizzy and I have a bad sense of direction
wouldn't you be better off in /x/?
I was pretty weak when I was young. I killed a wild rabbit on accident and drank its blood. Ever since then I found myself needing blood. It invigorates me and gives me life.
Blood donors are people who I have met who are willing to give me blood. It's mostly girlfriends that I coax into giving me blood. I typically get them used to it as a sexual thing and they enjoy it. I have long time friends that give to me and people in the Vampire "subculture" who are always willing.
I haven't played that game in a while so I don't know.
I find the people there to be odd and easily convinced of falsehoods.
Did you make this thread because no one outside of this board is giving you attention? If so this is not a healthy way of handling loneliness. Instead, you should just be a regular freak and go on a bus and tell people that you are a vampire, I'm sure their reaction will be much more satisfying than whatever you hope to get out of this thread.
>girlfriends
How do I get a gf? :(
Do you age the same as the rest of us?
>What's the taste of blood?
>Why do you need the blood? Does it acts like some type of drug and that shit for you?
>When did you start drinking blood, and why?
do you practice any type of magic?
I'm fairly attractive and am good at manipulation and confidence.
This is what has helped me.
It's a subtle sweetness that sends chills down my spine when it's fresh.
It gives me strength. I do have a dependancy on it and I go into withdrawals if I don't have it for too long.
When I was around 8 or 9.
No.
>tfw when you will never purge the impure nosferatu from this world with fire and sword
If anyone has information on OP, post it. Death to hellspawn.
>50018004
Peep this album, I have like no idea what music u like but here u go
Do only women donate blood to you?
Try craving human flesh. You can't get donors for that. Fuck off faggot.
How old are you now? a hundred? more?
Just be a cute girl (male) and learn to appreciate manmeat xD
No, men donate but it's very rare.
I think it's interesting. I find it hard to enjoy rap sometimes. I enjoy sadness but crave meaningful lyrics more than anything.
I am in my twenties.
I'm a cute boy (male) and I'll never suck a cock. Anyway that wouldn't nourish me unless I bit the fucking thing off.
So your parents are also vampires?
When you say vampire, do you just mean you're a normal guy that just drinks blood, or are you claiming to have supernatural abilities?
If it's the former, isn't the word vampire a bit, idk, edgy?
I'm a dude. I'll donate.
Was thinking the same thing. He just seems like a major edge lord to me.
I suppose it can be considered edgy. I am also solely nocturnal if that adds anything to it. It's all relative and in the eyes of the beholder anyway.
No.
>I am also solely nocturnal if that adds anything to it
Unless even a bit of sunlight sets you on fire, it doesn't
So would UV light kill you? Do you age? Do you have sharp teeth or a stinger under your tongue?
Light does not kill me, I age, I have sharper canines and sharper upper incisors but no stinger.
What happens if you eat normal food?
>breaking the masquerade
Nothing. I stick to healthy food. Mostly steak, duck, or chicken with veggies.
Well, as the questions die down, I would like to say good evening.
This is not my first posting here and I hope you all found this as enjoyable as myself.
Good evening.
Some vampire you are. You aren't immortal, the sun doesn't kill you, you can't even do anything interesting.
You never did answer my lich question do you fear the superior undead?
Now that the walking corpse is gone, I'm a Vampire Hunter. Ask my anything
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
is alll that old played out shit about how you have to be invited in first true?
or do you just merk a hiker when you get bored?
What do you usually do inbetween hunts? Have you considered hunting other undead?
He probably was hit over the head with something more serious than a whip to larp as a Vampire on r9k...
>What do you usually do inbetween hunts?
Shitpost on Jow Forums
I'd get drank but ya gotta be sober
>Have you considered hunting other undead?
If I come across them but hunting blood suckers is a full time job
What sort of bloodsucker do you most despise? Daywalkers?
It is not nice wanting to kill the mentally unstable, OP should be put in the looney bin rather than be put down!
The Jew is the sneakiest of parasites and almost unrecogniseable in this age of rhinoplasties
If your real I demand you visit me tonight at 8pm. Gud luck.
How does blood taste in large quantities? Also, do you do the same stereotypical things vampires do? (Not go out in sun, avoid garlic, that shit)
>I wouldn't mind talking about music
so whats your favorite pierce the veil album
You are no match for me, creature of the night for i am Kief Keith Monster slayer.
I don't believe in vampires. Care to prove that you are one?
>Still hasn't posted teeth.
FUCKING DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
