Hey big bro. Can you wait until I'm done?

Hey big bro. Can you wait until I'm done?

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yes yes, you know it, i know it
this post was made to get me to say something like "im going to fuck my little sister!"

im going to fuck my little sister!

No sis I rushed to the toilet cause I was about to come. Sorry, I can't hold it anymore *splurts*

I'm here to tell you that stripping down completely naked to take a shit is fucking weird and I'm ashamed to have you as a sister.

No its fucking not. Having your clothes stink with the stench of poo is disgusting. Get naked getting in the bathroom and dress back up after cleaning

Wipe your ass you caveman. Your clothes shouldn't stink after taking a shit.

>not knowing shit stench emanates from the fucking toilet
I bet you just wipe your ass with TP and call it a day too

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Close the seat. Plus if the shit particles are floating around in the bathroom taking your clothes off wouldn't do anything

>close the seat
???
And shit on top of the seat? Naked shitting is the cleanest foh nigger

Get out of my house austic child, you dont have a big bro, because you killed him when you grabbed the wheel as a kid while your mom was driving, you need to except that

No what the fuck? You close the seat after taking the shit.

Who said she stripped at all? Maybe she's your adopted nudist sister.

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>nudists are not about sex
>nudist child has no boundaries and laws touched as a child
Dont bealive nudist lies, they always say it is not about sex, but it is
You mean the lid

No bitch. Get off the toilet before I fucking stab you.

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Why do you make these kinds of threads?
What is it with you fucks and your obsession with incest?
Is it because a sister is the only woman you'd ever be in physical proximity with?

I take my clothes off to shit, am I weird?
Obviously if I'm in a public place for some reason, I don't do this.

no, open your legs so i can piss between them

Getting naked to shit is normal, but shitting in public is not.

So if you're miles away from home and you're about to shit yourself, and there's a public toilet nearby, what the fuck do you do? Shit your pants?

I never have the urge to shit unless I am in my home.
I have achieved the next state of human evolution.

Let us not speak with those monkeys fellow home shitter, they have yet to know the glory of fully controling your asshole.

Why should I wait? Do you know how big the toilet is? You can scoot back and spray pee straight in as I poop, or you can turn around and hug the back and poop while I poop.

Stop being fucking selfish and wasting time.

so HOT

it says "helping" or "HLPG" on pixiv but I can't log in right now to verify.

No! I will now have intercourse with your butthole, bitch

>tfw no toilet sister gf

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two questions:
Is the closing mechanism faulty again or did you forget to lock the door?
and secondly: WHY ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT COMPLETLY NAKED?!?!?!
sometimes I am glad that me procreating is very unlikely just so that.....THIS doesnt spread even further, you know?

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im coming for you

>shower after shit autists
truly the worst people alive

How about you take a dump before going to a shower in the evening? Or before shower if you shower in the morning as well? You know.. It's about perspective and you're focused on the shitting part so much, it distracts you from the hygienic part. Enjoy your nutella stripes

Absolutely and unequivocally based mon frere