/r9gay/ - #553

Christmas Eve edition

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first for loving you bf for who he is, not because he fits your sexual preferences!

>tfw no pure hateful bf to despise me

second for having a shallow unfulfilling relationship with an attractive person

>tfw no gay friend to accidentally walk under the mistletoe with, then we just give each other a hug and it's awkward

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WACO?
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How do I learn from my mistakes? How do I stop being a man child? How do I change? I don't know how.

woah, that's quite festive

Are you actually in Waco or just relatively close to there? I'm the latter.

Tfw no platonic gaybot friend

I go to college there, I'll be back in early January

Ah, cool. I'm still in the 254 area, but you'll probably find a nice boy to be your bf since you're in college.

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It's tstc, absolutely no fags there. If I asked a guy there out I'd end up getting in a fight

Anyone in this thread from Pittsburgh?
Also post your ideal bf.

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Oh, I see your dilemma. What kind of guy are you looking for? I'm in my late 20's, which nobody here seems to like. I want to at least be friends because it'd be nice to have a fellow Texan gaybot as a friend.

White guy in his 20's who takes care of his body but isn't bara-shit tier muscular, dominant, or atleast willing to be dominant.

aaaa my forearm wrist area hurts
i hope im not getting carpal tunnel, the internet is my life

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We doing location check in? Fucking excellent.
Major Dumpsterfire reporting in.

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>White guy
Well, that rules me out. I'm Mexican. Good luck finding your bf, though, sincerely.

>tfw no bf from Cologne that beats me at Tekken

Thank you, Pedro

first for a bara bf

what's wrong with being a mexican? who wouldnt want a mexican bf

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Where are you guys from? Feels really bad, like I am the only one from my place.

Literally nothing at all. I wouldn't mind a Mexican bf myself, so we can both eat salsa and neither of us have to blow up the bathroom afterward.

What kind of guy are you looking for user? You seem interesting and I don't care if you're non-white

I'm just not attracted to non-white skin

My wrist hurts because I fell down on it really hard. I have a huge bruise.

Is being a black gay the worst fate ever?

I guess we're all sharing our locations now

I'm from cold Minnesota

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Central Washington, not a lot of gays here, just Mexicans and hicks.

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Yes. I'm black and even I'm not into other blacks. Every other race is fine.

>that .webm
Fukken' saved

Do Mexican twinks exist

Mexico, not a lot of gays here, just mexicans and pozzed crossdressers.

Thread moved on without me, I feel dumb. Anyways yeah where do I go to get a non norm bf that's cool with me being mulatto and does anybody have a good list of forums. I don't want to die alone and (half)black

Yes, but I've only ever seen one in Austin.

Don't bully norm! He's a nice

Half black boys are usually cute in my opinion but I'm black myself.

MD. I feel like I'm gonna get a reputation at this rate.

im louisiana, most of the people here are either 50 year olds or hard preference when they're looking for something
i'm sure you can keep looking and find a bf user
oh ok....
probably.
yes

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>i'm sure you can keep looking and find a bf user
Maybe. Good luck with your bf search, fren.

Are you more sexy and free tonight or ugly and restricted Anons?

Thanks. Not to be presumptuous but I think I have "cute" potential. Black dudes can be cute too

who turned this place into /niggerfaggotgeneral/

Im from MD too, 301 here

>tfw no brown minority bf to anger other white people with

410 myself. how you holding out?

>tfw no white bf that can get me a green card

I may be a faggot, but I'm not a racemixer

Oh I just googled some. Kinda disappointing, I'll stick with fellow whites

that's the real american dream baybeee

You can't racemix if you can't even produce offsprings sweetie

Okay I guess, comsidering the board we're on. You? Are you gonn be my bf or what?

>racemixer
what exactly are you mixing, cum?

based and trollpilled

I'm doing alright-ish.
What are your bf standards? Don't you think we should chat a bit first?

Yeah I'm mostly joking. Never really thought about my standards but we can chat if you have discord or something

When I get home I'm putting on the largest sweatshirt I have. It's been a rough day

Looks like another incel forgot to take his meds

lmao
I wanted to say but I figured I'd better not even respond to it

What do people even come here for anymore?

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AND IN DARKNESS I WAS WITH THE ANGEL

AND IN THE DARK I WAS SHOWN A GREAT LIGHT UPON THE DEEP OF SPACE

AND I TURNED THEREUPON, AND ASKED THE ANGEL OF THE LIGHT

AND THE ANGEL SPOKE IN A VOICE OF THERMONUCLEAR

IT WAS THE PERFECT JEWEL OF GOD

THE SHAPE

AND ALL AROUND WAS ROTTEN FLESH

AND ALL AROUND WOULD IT BURN AWAY

GOD OF GODS HOLY OF HOLIES BLESSING OF HATRED AND RAGE BEYOND RAGE

So what do you guys want for Christmas

aside from a bf

Merry Christmas you faggots. Some of you genuinely helped me when I felt bad in the last few months and when I needed advice. Thank you

Tee eff dubya no bf posting mainly

>So what do you guys want for Christmas aside from a bf
A husband maybe

For a bf

a bf that doesn't abandons me

Nothing material, I have pretty much everything I'd want. I'm gonna get money though so that's always nice.

I might maybe consider not abandoning you if you choose me

Mommy is getting me a microwave so I can cook food upstairs. I'm scared of my family so it'll be nice to be able to isolate myself without going hungry.

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Are christmas wants magical and supposed to be like wishes? Or do they have to be realistic?

No, I want my old bf back

Makes sense. Too bad so many people here are just as slutty as the rest of the gay world.

I'm not the guy that replied to you but reading "I want my old bf back" made me frown and slightly tear up, I hope things work out for you user.

>a bunch of emotionally crippled autists ghosting each other
>slutty

>calls himself a "tired drunk boi uwu"
>Looks like a gross stoner irl
Ahhhhh

Except the ones that talk about slutty shit 24/7.

man this is awesome

not just bara but WOKE bara (insofar as bara isn't woke enough on its own)

not even mad at this point. the aesthetic overculture's ability to outdo its own ugliness is truly inspiring

>not liking gross stoner boys

like who? I honestly hardly see that in these threads. People here are shallow, sure, but sluts are shamed relentlessly.

fulfilling my drunkposting promise
iw anna fucking die

>tfw am a quiet shy stoner bf
You don't deserve me anyway

exactly i deserve you more qt

>tfw no non drug using bf

last handful of threads, sadly have been filled with hate, rude folks, slutty shit, self posting, vocaroos, even a some sissy assholes who came here because they were too fucking retarded to start a new general themselves.

I get these threads are mostly feels, but lately we've been seeing a bit more normies, soc posters, trolls, etc.

I usually keep it to the thread, but I'm about to sleep anyways

>tfw no non slut co-dependant discord bf

That's ok, you were probably a nigger anyway. Good night user.

>have no interest in drugs
>have no interest in alcohol
am I really that lame?

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No, you're a responsible adult.

love alcohol desu
it's the best way to escape reality and wallow imo
it's a good thing i'm too socially retarded to find drug dealers because i probably would've od'ed on heroin or something by now if i found someone to get it from

Yeah but it's fine. To each his own

I've never done drugs and only drink when it's offered. Just be happy you're not an addict like some of the poor souls here

i actually never noticed it like that
welcome back user
theres a good amount that dont use drugs

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>tfw you had an epiphany while fapping and now understand the thought process undergone by straight men while sexing and why it is pleasurable to them
>tfw may have turned myself bi

Still don't understand boobies though.

>non slut
>co-dependant
>discord bf
might as well ask for more if youre gonna be this unrealistic

I need a qt stoner bf

I like how, when they start realizing that women will also have to consume this dogshit, they give them all bishie faces. Feeding MEN garbage, that's fine, but asking chicks to fuck some beardo, whoa pal why do you hate women

>tfw no rich, cute, schizo, melancholy, alcoholic, Russian bf

its only the first one thats rare to come by
fuck im lonley