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Laser Rifle should be delivered to you shortly

Same, we'll tear up the upper floors tomorrow my friend

threadly reminder that i hate this fucking stalker/survival horror roleplay shit and everyone is now just mechanically posting the same shit when they could just go play h1z1 or pubg or rust or literally ANY game that's on the market nowadays.

but hey. it's christimas and i want to die. and i'm sure most of you do too. so i guess i'll stick around for a while.

if anyone wants to do some drugs i'll be lurking around at the ground floor among the piles of debris and refuse.

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Currently, my business ventures include the following: The study of Floor 600's Mutant Population, Ironworks, and Greenhouse work

I'm trading m16s for anything flammable like ethanol or propane etc.

I'm on floor -1019 but I can meet you at -700 in the fire escape.

Also looking for a new intern.

You got ghb?

I'll bring the porn.

You did a fine job. That'll do well for the new roster.

floor 666 here once again!

still, no one has been able to get me out of here. i see a constant stream of people glancing in through the small window on the main entrance door before continuing up or down the staircase. can you hear me when i try to yell? do the walls absorb the sound? still plenty of food source in conference room wall place.

damp black spot appearing on ceiling near vending machine? it sometimes drips. blood?too dark color?

i think lights are starting to dim lower and lower. at first i thought it was just my imagination, but it seems more than just that.

yesterday i was looking out main lobby window to the center open air and saw person fall! from maybe 680 floor? the fax people collect body not long after. one came running out from ground floor with the long arms fully extend in front of them, i got skin vibration seeing them emerge like they were hungry?

i pass the time reading about others here! better situations, but it could be worse here!

thanks!

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How many floors down does it go? I would imagine that some like the feeling of being buried prematurely. Many guys here would find it physically painful entertaining the idea of living a full day outside of basement walls.

The basement rooms would be tombs to the truest masters of NEETdom.

Floor 1265
Everything is overgrown with black grass, though it looks like this floor was once inhabited by other climbers, even to the point of some kind of sanctuary community having existed there at some point. This looks like a good place to rest for the night and grab some loot. I even see a few GBP scattered along the ground, so it should be lucrative

>Floor 2500
>Reality truly has shat itself on this floor
>I am standing in a world of spaghetti
>Spaghetti writhes like tentacles everywhere, as far as the eye can see
>Meatballs float around like asteroid belts
>Sauce flows upward from the ground, like an upside down waterfall
>The only point of stability in this chaotic realm is a bridge of uncooked noodles to the next floor
>Take a step forward
>Relive a painful, awkward moment from my past
>It's as if it was actually happening for real
>Every step I take on this godforsaken Spaghetti bridge forces me to relive every moment in my life where I spilled my spaghetti
>By the time I made it to the stairs to the next floor I am broken down and sobbing
>But I haven't gotten this far to stop now
>I continue onward

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Floor 600 is a nice floor

Jow Forumsommando here. We just got orders to assault floor 10 for the glory of the Jow Forumsube. I'll report back with results in a few hours. If I come back at all. Ave nex alea.

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>(This is the guy from before on a new IP Address)

>exploring floor -2500
>laser rifle cutting through irradiated mutants like butter
>low rumbling noise in distance
>giant glowing blob zooming through the corridors at sonic speed
>devouring anything in its path
>shoot it with rifle as it passes by
>it's unharmed
>starts chasing after me
>OHSHITNIGGERRUN
>run back to scum village as fast as I can
I'll need to put up a warning sign next time I go down there.

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Have a bump for your troubles

everyone's sleeping atm, the thread should pick back up tomorrow

Sup apartment robots, its me, woke up at the fucking great time of 1:30 am in the morning

then what are we supposed to post here that we can't make a thread about on the board except shitposting painfully unfunny memes?

thee threads are the only reason i like r9k, it stops the talk about muh no gf muh roasties muh life, its just a rp us anons are doing, nothing more nothing less, if people dont like it, then fucking go back your incel threads

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I miss the Jow Forums house threads

I've only been here for a few days and I already like these apartment threads

Hey senpais! daily reminder to stop climbing the tower there is nothing up here

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What floor are you on

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>Floor 2573
>The stairs emerge on top of a mountain
>The first things that stand out to me are the presence of other people
>I can't remember the last time I saw another person
>Check to see if it was another cruel joke like the cardboard cutouts on the floor that was a fake suburban neighborhood
>It's a real flesh and blood person
>Communicating with them only results to them asking me to race with them
>I notice the cars on the summit we're on
>Race cars
>The air outside of the designated track of the race course is... shimmering
>Curious
>Pick up a pebble
>Throw it at the shimmering air
>The pebble is instantly annihilated into a fine powder
>It really is just another floor of this godforsaken block
>The only way to continue is to race
>I've never been in a car before but I played Mario Kart so I should be fine
>Race begins
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>Eurobeat instantly starts blasting at full volume
>Floor it
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck im gonna die
>Tailgating my opponent
>Improvise
>Move over to create some distance and toss a bottle full of fermented piss into his car
>He veers off the mountain and his car explodes into shrapnel upon contact with the barrel
>More are catching up to me
>drift drift drift
>fuccccccccck
>Toss another piss bottle into the road
>It completely flips a car and blocks the road behind me
>Manage to reach the finish line at the bottom
>Nobody there to congratulate me
>Just stairs to the next floor

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*upon contact with the barrier
no idea why i said barrel

Basement has high tech, upper floors have magic

minus floors have, i don't EVEN fucking know what it has

>me and the user that killed the traps in the raid with me in the older thread come up to fembots
>user says what he said in older thread
>me says "hEeEy gRiLs *hic *vomits
>fembots are drunk so we get to fuck them anyways
wat happen next?

Minus floors are basement tho

What about the floors in the very middle?

norman ass floors

Guys, what if we're all really dead and this is our afterlife? The basement is hell, the tower is limbo and the top of the tower is heaven.

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>Floor 2592
>Seems to be a boring, ordinary one
>But up here even boring ordinary floors have weird shit going on
>Could be anything, so I keep my eyes peeled
>Nothing of note happens until I reach the stairs to the next floor
>A wall shoots up from the ground
>It contains a graphic of multiple images, some containing signs
>There is text on top of the graphic
>Select all images with street signs
>No idea how to select images
>Press my palm against an image with a stop sign
>It slowly begins to disappear
>Another image of a street sign slowly begins to emerge within its place
>This is going to take a while

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floor 13 is a "girls only" floor. No boys allowed!

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>top of the tower is heaven.
This is where the theory falls apart

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Climb the tower then anons lets see if all of you arent fat lazy slobs you so are infamously called, Anyone who reaches the top get one wish

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Is it really girls only? Because good!

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Here is the floor guide.

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Any of us anons with even halfway decent gear from above or below could probably either conquer or genocide most of the Norman floors desu

or so you think hehe.

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What's the highest floor you've pissed from?
For me, it's 89

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Only CIS girls. Sorry.

Great! See you tomorrow! I hope I get the room closest to the bathroom.

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700, you mad lower floor subhuman?

>pissed from floor 583
>thermals carried my piss up
>I pissed in my own face
>people saw
>mfw

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we'll just have to climb and find out

*pokes user in the belly button* quit being cute or i'm gonna hug you

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>3 floors above women thirsty militia
>4 floors below the jihadist sex slave hunters
this gunna be good

And have to fight the AI? I'd rather die.
lol
Yes I am, that's why I'm on floor 77.

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Don't poke me, that tickles.

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This is where the fun begins
> Said the man researching pacified Mutants

gonna try to make my own space station from my balcony

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don't be a pussy how bad can it even be

Fuck this robot l just wanna post an image

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>how bad can it even be
Do you not remember that one guy who climbed to the top? All that's there are sadist and robots.

Got a big haul from floor 1265:
1500 gbp
80 lbs of tendies

Anybody willing to deliver to me one of those energy swords from floor -1218, I'll pay you with 50 gbp and 5 tendies

Damn, were'd you get that loot?

Some abandoned sanctuary village for climbers on floor 1265

found a tranquilizer gun, what can i use to make ammo for it?

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Sorry kid but i'll need to keep mine to survive down here
I do have this spare energy knife from the same floor though if that works

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That would be much appreciated delver user

also, I just saw my reflection in a fountain and my eyes are glowing a bit. whats happening to me anons, am i going crazy?

>Floor 2610
>Fall unconscious immediately upon entering
>Wake up in a... bed
>There is a morning sun shining through a window
>I'm in a normal room
>Was the block and all of the horrible things in it just a horrendous dream?
>Some cute anime girl enters the room
>"Senpai wake up you lazy bum! We have to go to school"
>Ah yes, Childhood Friend-Chan
>I get dressed in some kind of uniform
>Make some toast for breakfast
>Crap no time for that
>Run to school with toast in my mouth
>She was waiting for me
>She takes my hand and leads me behind the school
>She has something to confess to me
>"Senpai..."
>Her sweet voice becomes a demonic growl
>I stumble backwards and my vision goes white for a moment
>I'm in a room made of pulsating flesh
>I was partially wrapped in a cocoon made of an unknown tissue
>The cute girl was some kind of monstrosity
>I don't know what the fuck it even is, it can't be a mutant due to the sheer amount of distance to any sludge
>I use my free hand to rip the cocoon off of me
>The monstrosity lunges at me
>I dive towards my pack
>Grab my double barreled sawed off shotgun I traded my manga collection for
>It charges and pins me to the wall
>Stick my shotgun in its mouth and blow its fucking head off
>The animu life shown to me was another cruel deception from the unknowable entities that lurk in the upper stratum of the block
>Continue onward

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I've set up a shrine to Shub-Niggurath if anyone wants to come worship with me. She's the supreme mommy so worship gets you free gbp.
inflation,what's that?

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You're probably just going crazy, it's that or you're turning into one of those thing

i'm sure you'll be fine but fuck me I ain't making this delivery anymore with that kind of risk I still got to reach the depths of this damn place

If any fellow delvers need a place to crash I've got a home in scum village on the south side of floor -1200.

The used drug needles in the bathroom.

my indoor cashew tree has riped. will be sellin cashews for 25gbp

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much better then scrounging around for used aids needles

>be the guy who owns mushroom people
>try selectively breeding them into something useful
>get a bunch of sludge to accelerate their evolution
>leave lab for a while
>come back
>see this
So it seems the sludge spilled over and got out of control. I managed to kill the thing, luckly.
Anyone want it's corpse? Betchya never seen a mushroom mutant before, eh?

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>Continue climbing
>I'm not alone up here
>There are alien entities who seem to take joy in tormenting me
>Constantly jumping at every shadow
>The reality bending is getting more hazardous
>On floor 2652 there was a miniature hurricane that threatened to blow me out of a window
>Had to hide in an empty apartment until it went away
>Look out of the window out of curiosity
>The floors below are completely covered in fog
>It's a long way down
>Keep going
>...
>Floor 2670
>Its some kind of diner, lit by neon
>The occupants of the diner aren't human at all
>They appear to be aliens of some kind
>The chattered among themselves in a language that I won't even attempt to identify
>The guy at the register was some kind of squid man
>"What would you like to order?"
>Thankfully he spoke English
>Order some tendies and a milkshake
>Been a while since I had hot food
>We spoke for a bit
>The conversations weren't enlightening, but it helped soothe the loneliness that had accumulated through the months of isolation I've endured this whole time
>After I finished my food I excused myself and offered him GBP
>He looked at me strangely
>He has no idea what GBP is
>This really is a completely different world from the one on the lower floors
>He felt bad for me, so he let me walk away without paying
>I continued onward

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I've seen something similar before down at floor -2356 crazy things I tell you, they're bodies make for great poisons though

did you try eating it?

hi guys the weirdest thing happened
i think i found a room that has infinite boundaries
or at least i haven't been able to figure out where it ends. as soon as i walked in it was obvious that something was off, like it looked slightly bigger than it did from the outside. i walked to the door on the other side and just before i reached it the configuration of the room changed so that the door was behind me and i was facing the way i came in. or at least i think i was, it was hard to tell. i've been exploring for the last few hours, i think? every time i near an exit the room changes into one that's incredibly similar but off somehow. i even tried not blinking and it happened anyway, no sense of anything moving, just everything was suddenly different. i don't think there are any tools in here that i can use to break a window or something but it does look like there's some dehydrated noodles so at least i won't starve before i get out of here
i just wish i could figure out what was going on
hi guys the weirdest thing happened
i think i found a room that has infinite boundaries

Who's just shat out their window into the courtyard below? Its splattered all up my night gown!

>Inflation
We are the building economists and we won't let you fucking get away with this shit.

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12464 bitch
I was born up here and my only problems are
existing on only 7 planes of reality and being
negatively charged with a pinch of black magic

Sorry. My toilet broke.

I hope you know that's a trap from a game

anyone willing to trade an anti-tank rifle, compressed dark matter ray gun, or a "reality be-gone" spray can?
i'm willing to spend around 500 gbp for the second two and 175 for the AT rifle.
I need help killing the faceless on floor 10000+
I've heard shit really hits the fan once I go there, wanna get as prepared as possible, just gotta know if anyone is in the vicinity with that kind of equipment
i'm also willing to spend 200 gbp for anyone willing to come up from floor 8000 and downwards

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HELLO EVERYBODY, WE ARE Jow Forums AND WE WILL NO LONGER STAND FOR THE JEWS RUNNING THIS APPARTMENT COMPLEX.
The first HAPPENING will commence soon, stay tuned.

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>jews
>while the SS is running around shooting you if you exceed nose length quotas

The SS has fallen from grace and is a shell of what it once was.

you sound underage, but always remember
no matter how hard you climb there is no stopping it
though, there is a way to beat the system.
simple but impossible.
since the whole structure is impossible due to being infinite
it is possible to get to the top and/or leave it by the very fact that it is impossible.
the fact that it is impossible yet exists is impossible in it's own turn.
this means that the tower exists everywhere because it exists nowhere and has to find a place to exist
and the only place it can exist is everywhere if it cant exist nowhere
in short, this means everyone exists on every floor and the top which means we have already beaten the block
and if that is true, then by existing everywhere, that means everyone is god, and so is the block.
so in the end, everyone in the block is the block which is reality itself which means all of us in the block are god.

When was the last you actually heard of the SS conducting a raid on some trannie camp? They've become corrupt and are sellouts.
We, Jow Forums, will put a stop to this.

>be me
>Chav
>selling musket powder and the like
>Took a climber guide to floor 1128
>Meet mutant
>Offer me off green paper
>MFW I am stuck as a mercenary of the higher floor
>die to lack of gdp

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Wake the fuck up everyone, it's time for the shitshow

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>When was the last you actually heard of the SS conducting a raid on some trannie camp?
Yesterday me laddie, don't tell me you haven't read SS user's logs?

Daily bump, keep this thread above cringey incel threads

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