/britfeel/

spelling and grammar too good for you to claim you were drunk
maybe the fact she hasn't replied means she's giving it some thought? if she were disgusted she'd have said something negative by now...

You lads remember the nonce on YouTube who looked a bit like santa and used to review fail toys?
Bet he's fiddled a few

Wishful thinking user, she's probably showed it to her mates

I just remembered the lad that was asking instgram thots for pictures of their feet.

I need a second job lads, what do?

I live in a shitty northern town were the only jobs are the odd call center job or a retail job that 500+ people apply for and I have no experience in that kinda work when all the normies do.

I run my own small business but it's gonna be another 2 - 3 years before I can live off it, and I need money to put into the business before that can happen so I need a normie job at the same time.

What do you all do? Anyone got home work with the likes of appen? I applied but not heard from them.

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What was his channel called?

youtube.com/watch?v=NmIyeM82ct0

>got someone a flesh light for Christmas
Have I gone too far lads? He's going to open that in-front of his elderly parents and extended family.

What happened lad? What did they do to you?

I wish someone would get me a fleshlight.

right lads, trying to decide on which game to play

never beat any of them, so might just start from scratch, but I've played them before and know they're comfy

>Ni No Kuni II
>Tales of Berseria
>Witcher 3

>kicked a lad out of our friendship group a day before christmas
feel like shit lads, but he crossed the line, was spreading lies about us to a lass we're mates with so she'd like him more and hate us. sold out the boys for coochie smdh

What was he saying?

Know what that sounds like to me lad?
Normie. Bloody. Problems.

Why the jannies got you down OPlad

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Forgot to put the cola in the fridge it's warm and disgusting

haven't heard from my friends for months.

What would your elderly parents and nieces and nephews say?

ah to be 14 again, such innocence and hormone-controlled fury

He wasn't spreading lies. How could you believe a slag over your best mate?

>this wasn't christmas number one
fucking fuming lads
youtube.com/watch?v=hDU4IPwG8HE

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They blocked me from posting and deleted the post linking to the new thread

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Put it outside on some paving for 20 minutes, that'll cool it right down!

Can I join /britfeel/ even though I am not british?

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He seems comfy as, why are you meanies calling him a nonce.

Maybe you were too early.

I just live with my mum and she's only 45
not really sure what she'd say.

what are you mate?

Depends what you plan on bringing to the thread. What skills do you have?

Yeah lad, you tend to blend in after a while

I'm in the same situation. I worked in a call centre for a year, which qualified me for a comfy office admin job. Now I work about 1 hour a day, that's a good path.

It's because I typed out the numbers in the thread number and bypassed their precious robot

Almost the same age as anons mummy reeee

Sexy dua lipa desu

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You'll need to apply for a britfeel license and start worshipping the local traps.

I'd like to think we'd just laugh about me getting a fleshlight as a gift

You are think that's bad, last night I tried to flirt with the girl I've been talking to for a bit and ended up calling her a swamp hag

ffs

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D-Daddy? Will you be coming home for Christmas?

One of the lads probably reported you desu don't think jannies monitor us all the time

Half these threads are nocturnal amerifats larping

Haha yeah
Haha no

It's good, but THIS is the real Christmas number one

youtube.com/watch?v=H0ue3T0IZXQ

Will beat the fuck out of that wee grass if I find him

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It were me lad, the fook are ya gonna do bout it

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ava max is better

oh, she's sweet but a psycho
a little bit psycho
oh, she's hot but a psycho
so left but she's right though

grab a cop gun kinda crazy
she's poison but tasty, yeah, people say "run, don't walk away"
cause she's sweet but a psycho
a little bit psycho

I am hispanic (sorry for bad english my friendos)

Well I am a NEET so besides giving some (you) I don't know what else

I always lurked britfeel but won't post until now. I don't care about namefags just want to make some friends and be comfy

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*beats you to the ground and repeatedly stamps on your bloody bruised face*
don't report me or my posts again, understood?

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outta my way pleb fuckin shits
youtube.com/watch?v=ADPk5PpkjMg

It's not 2012 claire boucher is a goblin

HAVANA
NANANA
EDITION 27

What we all doing on Christmas Eve?

Grimes is such a hack. Listen to actual talented women like Julia Holter and Joanna Newsom

youtube.com/watch?v=gYG_4vJ4qNA

Claire's a top shelf cutie.
If only she weren't dating this hobbit snake oil salesman and realised I'd be a much better choice.

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Alright Pedro you can have a 1 week Vida and we'll see how you do in the new year

How generous are bennies in Spain or wherever you are

>talented women
Please user.
Te *snicker* Tell me more?

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no to go to the supermarket. but that needs to be before 4
then probably a bit of RDR2

I have one more gift to buy. So I'll have a shower and do that. Then I'll play a little vidya while I wait for Santa.

Guy wouldn't even stoned, boring cunt

wrapping some prezzies, eating snax and probably watch zootropolis later.

Seems the managers in work have identified me as a weak link. The SMT of most teams were all given a bollocking for not effectively developing the confidence and competence of their staff in order to fulfill their "delivering through others" objective.

Since that meeting I've had three of the five I report to come up to me asking me how I'm doing and pushing random courses and "corporate contribution" stuff at me that I'm too much of a pussy to say no to.

Always bored to tears over the Christmas season, don't find enjoyment in anything anymore.

First year after finishing uni? Sounds like it

mmm
me favrit part ov krismas diner

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Was TotalBiscuit the biggest loss this year?

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>you will get blocked for criticising or making fun of the jannies
imagine being this fucking thin-skinned

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Have about 3 fucking mouth ulcers on the go atm, lads. Fuck my life.

>the working class
the horrors

Fucking hell this feels like it was ages ago.

I found it quite harrowing because I remember a month before he died the doctors basically told him he had no hope left and he went off on how his doctors were stupid and he was gonna find better ones with a more positive outlook. Not good to see.

>TotalBiscuit
literally who?

Can't even get angry at these oompa loompa looking whores anymore. Just laughable

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Unbelievable how good a 4K TV with motion smoothing and super resolution can make old films look. A lot of people are against post processing on TVs but I think it looks class.

user, he's a businessman and an actual functioning adult. Even taking one puff was a bad decision

dunno yet mate, trying to think of what to do

may end up just watching something comfy like LOTR or some harry potter films

jannies delete all the good threads

she looks like a character out of shrek or something what the fuck
bet I still wouldn't get a reply off her either.

>western women
Get some taste you absolute plebs.

youtube.com/watch?v=nbeGeXgjh9Q

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she looks like she has all the personality of a cardboard box

Mewwy Chwistmas! OwO

If she doesn't have hair the colour of flames, I am simply not interested.

She can afford to be extremely picky because of how desperate guys are.
How did we end up in this situation?

Yeah but he's made enough money by now, greedy bastard

Those cunts never sent me that message

Listen up anons, I'm only going to ask this once
Where the FUCK are the scissors?

Dad didnt put up the Christmas tree up this year

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Retarded stoner mentality. Not worth trying to have a rational augment with you

Yeah I thought based lads on here could use it but you have to reply to get it

By selling sex and more people having porn access than ever before

In the draw

I've got a set here lad you can have a wee borrow but mind and give me them back, they're my work ones

Sowwy to heaw that... ;w;