So you promised yourself to get a gf in 2018 huh?

2019 will probably be the year where I switch from tramadol to oxycodone.

I got a gf in 2018 and it's pretty good. Just stop being desperate and just let it happen guys. You don't need a girl to be happy and if you've got that confidence finding a girlfriend is a lot easier. Merry Christmas my niggs
Obama out

Idiot. Those of us with at least a slight amount of common sense already know that it will never get better.

>you promised yourself to get a gf in 2018
no i didn't

She looks like an interesting protagonist for a whacky Japanese action movie.

She looks like she is rubbing her dick there.

>unironically wanting a roastie thot companion
literal cuckolds
Head on over to
to find a nice bf

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What about my post suggested companionship? I text her when I want to fuck, we meet up and then I stick my dick in her ass without lube and cum wherever I want on her.

Does that sound like a good companion? Fuck no

Rather be alone or with the worst roast, thanks. Keep your cocks for yourself fag.

We aren't equiped with dealing with a gf anyway. Imagine what dealing with her would be like when you're not:
>cuddling
>having sex
You would have to talk. About normie things. Non stop. You would have to keep entertaining her. Coming up with normie jokes to keep her laughing, etc, or she will dump you. Seems like hell to me.

Into the gas chamber you go. Because it's Christmas it will smell like turkey.

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Drop dead, faggot.

I believe I said that I wasn't looking for a relationship at all. I wouldn't want a sissy bf anyway.

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That shit is less trouble than getting to know her, srsly.
Damn avpd.

No.

You did it once, you at least have the potential to do it again.

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I got a gf. But I'm still a virgin so I guess I'll plan to lose my virginity in 2019.

I got a qt black gf and I lost her. But now I know what I need to improve about myself and where my faults lie. I will truly become a better man and a respectable human being in due time, Jow Forums.

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I didn't, but I was in a roll thread and the magic 8-ball promised me a gf.

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I also participated in a Jow Forums roll thread which means I'm gonna make it.
I have complete trust in kek. This is happening boys.

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For me I can't socialize, and alchohol helps a little. Getting to know her is bad enough, but that is a short term socialization overload. You can be wasted and do it. But you can't be drunk 24/7.

I'm 38 years old

yeah, like 10 - 15 years ago it bothered me that I've never had a girlfriend. but now it's like I've never had a girlfriend, and I'm not gonna start now. Most women even close to my age have alpha-male spawned, misbehaved, mongrel children anyway and I don't want to deal with that shit

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I actually got a gf for a couple of month,too bad she left me

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why did ur gf leave you?

Yeah booze used to work for my trouble too, but now I only close up more when drunk.

Wouldn't call it "socializing" in my case.
I can chew a girls ear off well enough and get into her mind, that stuff is easy and even pretty enjoyable for me. As long as I do not find out I wasted my time on a "oh and over there is my bf" dud from the start, that is.
But place more than 2-3 strangers around me? Yay, time to watch the walls close in and my panic rise. And most girls simply LOVE their social butterfly time, urg!

I presume because i suffer from severe anxiety and she wanted the stereotypical alpha male

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did you get to fug?

SEEEEETHING
merry christmas failed normies

Just a couple of kisses and a lot of handjobs,she wanted to wait until she got married

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how young are you two?

Both in our 20s

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which half of your twenties?

The moment i stopped caring about wanting a GF i got a GF, and i am saying this unironically

You are asking too much information,both of us are younger than 23

Merry Christmas sissy shill~

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>tfw user thinks youre an online predator or something.
fuck you.

I have actually decided to actively try and get a gf as well as better myself in 2019. I have made of list of hobbies and interests to get into so I can get out of the house more and have things to talk about. I am also going to workout like a madman. This year I dropped like 10 pounds in a couple months without going to the gym too much so I know it is possible. Towards the middle of the year, I will make an online dating profile and see how that goes.

I am filled with motivation and am actually excited for this. I am 28 and feel as though I have slept on this for a while. Wish me luck and good luck to other robots.

>got first gf in 2018
>also got dumped for the first time
we will do better this year anons! i can feel it!

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>so you promised yourself to get a gf in 2018 huh?
no had other things more important to do, plus I feel like it will just organically happen without me looking for one.
females can smell the desperation

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got one in 2018 then broke up with her, been about 5 months since I've had sex struggling to cope

This year, I stopped being a neet, got a job and lost weight, next year I promise I will get a gf user. Believe me.

Well you got trips of truth so its gonna happen

good luck brobot, i wish u the best gf , I feel it is possible.
I belive in you user

Robots that don't get gfs get other sissy robot BFs or they transition and become the gf

Some of us have more serious problems than ">tfw no gf".

I have no expectations of anything, and I don't want a gf because I'd only cause her unhappiness and agony. I don't wish myself upon any girl in the world.

Imagine being so sad that you need a gf just so that you don't kill yourself. All I need is money you fucking fag

>BAM
One Bullet for your faggot shill ass.

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heh. i dont make promises i dont intend to keep

What I like about this one is the "I don't really want to live, but I keep living anyways because killing myself would be a hassle" eyes. I might be misreading it, as I am prone to.

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Probably not. However, I've decided to take a more "build it and they will come" approach. Just graduated this summer so I'll be focusing on my career in 2019 and being productive outside of work as well.

Basically I'm acting like I am the prize and doing stuff I enjoy doing and by extension make me more desirable to women. Probably won't work out though.

I got a sissy boiwife off o f Grindr 2 days ago so no gf bitch for me 2018 I made it

>so you promised yourself to get a gf in 2018 huh?

no I only care about making money and being part of the 1% percent. Women only get in my way.

Dubs for gf

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Thought about that, but I am WAY too scared of never knowing if I am the prize or what I build is.
Tell us how it turns out either way. When the results are in, so to speak.

reroll but if dubs everyone in this thread will get a gf before 2019.

I hate being a 22 year old virgin. I graduated from a top 100 university in the world and still can't find a woman who I am compatible with

This is the year reddit newfags learn that boyfriends are better. /r9gay/ is the only way

This post describes me perfectly what the fuck

I gotta gf nigga

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I'LL FUCKING LOSE MY VIRGINITY THIS YEAR NATTY OR HOOKER

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Better than most original folks

Rerolling for both us friend

Hell no, I dont promise shit because it wont happen.
2019 will be like every year: lots of hopes and dreams but nothing real or big at the end.

I will probably hire a hooker tho (getting into my mid 20s and Im still horny, I need to get some ass and finally loose my v-card).
I do hope I get a better paying job tho. I think I can do that.

I got an Asian gf in 2017

Turning her into my waifu in 2019

Getting her pregnant in 2020

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I never really promised myself anything. I'm going to make an attempt to ask this one girl out soon, but I'm ok with being noGF.

In 2019 I promise to get desperate recession GF at a low price
>right after I pay off credit card debt
>move out of 8 roommate apartment
>help mom pay for her divorce lawyer
>buy used car
>loose weight

Things change when you reach your thirties. All the good women are taken.

I like to hope I have some degree of "late game scaling" where I will do better in the future, but I doubt it

I didnt promise anything.

I would never promise myself a 3dpd.

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I'm doing nofap until i find a gf. It''ll be two years con december 31st

the only thing I will find is a way to disappear with your kind

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I thought it was supposed to get easier after the first gf. I mean I had a date with an orbiter and another one with a girl off Tinder so I suppose that's some progress. But I never actually rebounded.

Yeah, guess it just wasn't my year. Got most of the rest of my list done though, so I'm happy with how much I've improved.

Nice projection you needy faggot.

I did manage to lose my virginity. I did quite a lot of drugs, too. Lots of new experiences and people. Then again, i feel like even though ive gotten to do that and have sex quite frequently, theres still no way ill ever be normal and share a healthy loving relationship with another person. Maybe theres still some hope, id like to think so atleast

I think 2019 will be the exact same as 2018

I got a gf in 2017 and i fucked her today

but I got a gf in 2018

I'm not interested in getting a gf, so I never promised to get one. UwU

You're right, I made that promise, and I got one. We lasted for six months before leaving her from boredom. As of last week, I'm entering a relationship with another girl. There's nothing hard about the process, just avoid blatant whores, and don't be an autistic fuck like OP.

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hope you guys get killed by some black gentleman on pcp

Black women feel like they are more entitled to better men now wtf.

So no. I'm gonna be the girl now.

I'll get one in 2020, I'm gonna looksmaxx with some cosmetic surgery once I graduate college,

Jokes on you, who says a girlfriend has to exist ?

If I focus on work I get this panicky feeling during the weekdays and this sort of empty hedonistic joy on the weekends, so I never think about how lonely I feel. Except when I go on Jow Forums so my new years resolution is to quit.

Reroll for dogfriend.

well im 26 now, so I guess not. Pretty sure my hate for women and their hate and disinterest towards me have never been stronger. Planning on losing my virginity to an escort, or at least try to. Then neck myself

I went in to 2018 with a gf and i am leaving it without one and have never felt better

do i have a chance if im fat?

I don't know about a girlfriend but I have other plans in mind.

First to is lose weight and get fit which I've already started and am 35 days in. I work out 6 days a week using an A/B schedule and work a manual labor job on top of this x4 a week. My goal was to drop from 205lbs to 150lbs, and lost 15lbs of fat already but maybe more considering I'm also gaining muscle too. I've also been a pure waterfag for 3 months now and cut out junkfood and fast food all the same. I'm buying heavier weights this coming paycheck. I'm hoping get fit enough to attend zenkaicon in march so I can cosplay as Leon S Kennedy since I look like him and have similar hair.

Another resolution of mine was to get a demo going of a game I've wanted to make, and at the same time I started lifting I picked up a GM2 license and have been working on that using both the manual as a reference and classes I've bought on umedy to get better alongside that. I always had the drawing skills but I've never had the programming to follow through.

Last but not least is to to publish a fantasy book I've been writing on and off since last year. I already started a website for it and that whole shibang to market myself, thinking of maybe trying a class on finishing your book to get myself organized while I learn more about writing.

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