What is this body type?

Gym tan laundry. From jersey shore

Cuck whitey mode

Hey hey hey, depends on where you meet em. The ones on the island are based, some of the happiest and funniest people you'll ever hang out with.

gay mode

S E X core

Goal mode.

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Everyone ITT is mad because this type of guy gets mad pussy.

those abs and pecs are photoshopped though, shoulders are enhanced too

Guido mode

n-no homo

small rib cage mode

manlet mode

i dont think thats what that guy is after...

Ethnic.

Do you think he can read the clock on the table?

vanity mode

manlet

Trying hard is not bad, except in the way one dresses.

this, dude is clearly 5'4"

Meaningless tattoos and unfitted nouveau riche watch mode.

> Stop trying to hit me and hit me
> There is no try, only do

Fucking retard, try hard is pretending. The opposite of trying in real life

fraud

gypsy mode

Cool with the n word

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Hey do u work ou...
>Somebody taller than 5'5 comes along

Refugee mode

Gypsy mode

Idk but he cares a bit too much about his looks while lacking any real fashion. Makes him come off as simple minded or one dimensional

The red colour of the rose tattoo makes him look like his arm is swollen instead of muscly

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While Xerxes and Ken are at the club, their adopted son is trying on their shoes and jewels.

swolen*

Curvy gay twink mode

Fair point user

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>Wearing shoes in the house

Tacky gypsy mode

he literally has a fucking tshirt and jeans on that fit well

you know who the real "try hards" are? those little faggy hipsters that I'm sure you admire because you're a god damn nerd

fucking cringe, kys

can't reach the squat rack/10

Why are brown people always so tacky, cringy, and gaudy?