Robots guide to surviving christmas

The most difficult time of the year is upon us fellow robots!
What is the way you are planning to survive Christmas this year? perhaps you aren't
But for ones that want to what tips can you share for:
>enduring family dinner/gatherings
>being alone
>tfw no gf
Because those feelings are amplified at least 50% at this time of year.

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I've been left to look after the dogs so I'm pretty content.
My only worry is that gifts I bought won't be enough.

Thankfully my mother takes care of all the gifts, so the only one I need to give is to her.

>Queerbait and shitposts getting replies
>good honest feels & advice thread gets nothing
Fuck this shit board

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Like every other year. Alone and drunk. I don't really feel anything anymore. This might be the year I finally get it done. Heh

Treat yourself and go on Grindr having no gg sucks but what's worse is non sissy ZrobotnBF to suck your cock and swallow your cum

Since I live in a big city my 12 and 8 year old cousins are coming. Will have to be dragged along with them through the city to museums and shit.

I just smoke, lads. Cigarettes or vape (as faggy as it is) can help.

I don't feel lonely, but fuck my place to go are going to be closed and I won't have anything to do urghh I'm gonna be so bored

It's real bad for me. I have an eating disorder and I'm male so of course no one gets it. They get upset when all I have at dinner is a slice of turkey/ham and nothing else.

Then the questions come. Are you still working? Yes at the exact same shitty job. Are you seeing anyone? I haven't met anyone.

At least I can talk with my uncle about computers and electronics a little.

Anyone have good tips for hiding disappointment? My entire family always hypes up the whole present ordeal, but I'm the only one to never get what they asked for (usually just small knick-knacks or clothes. I asked for a pair of pants this year)
I'm bad at hiding emotions, so I usually just sit there quietly while everyone else shits a brick over what they got.
I just hope my family likes what I bought/made for them. That's the only fun part of this shitshow holiday anyways.

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I second this. Even a cheap cigar can be nice. I usually sit on my step and smoke a flavoured Backwood around the holidays. The chemicals help calm me down, and the smoke is relaxing to watch.

Remember the funniest maymays you know of. For me it's baneposting.
What kind of things do you buy/make user?

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Bought my older brother a special edition copy of an album he really likes, and a shirt by the same band to go with it. I made my dad a patch vest (he'd been saying he wanted one to go over his motorcycle jacket) and got him a book. I got my mom a nice plant and put it in a glass sphere with some fake snow (it doesn't need soil) and got her a nice gemstone.

You go through all the trouble of getting such good gifts and you don't even expect pants in return?

They're kind of a specific pair, but yeah. I usually have pretty low expectations. Last year I asked for a couple shirts, and I didn't get any of them, while my brother got a Switch and a $300 bong. One year my mom was nice enough to tell me she couldn't get me what I wanted ahead of time. I just usually get my hopes up for some reason. I think this year she got me a MIDI keyboard that I probably won't use (I already have one, and it's useless for the kind of music I produce) but at least it's thoughtful to my interests.

Is your brother chad? Orifaefiaogag

Just don't be a materialist ungrateful piece of shit.

Not really, all he does is smoke weed in the house (the only thing we're asked not to do) play vidya all day everyday, contributes nothing to housework, and fights/argues with my parents (he's 27). He'd probably be on r9k too if he didn't think he was a normie.

I'm not, I don't care much about possessions, and I'm still grateful for the gifts I get, it's just hard to be as cheerful and excited as everyone else when everyone else is opening up everything they want, and I'm sitting there with a sweater that doesn't even fit

>all he does is smoke weed in the house (the only thing we're asked not to do)
....and he recieved a $300 bong for christmas? wat?

Today I woke up with a very fucking intense pain, went to the bathroom and pooped. Same again, with a lot of pain. When I wiped I saw a lot of blood.
I can't get a doctor appointment until January 20.

I'm pretty sure I have cancer or something.
Happy holidays

My parents aren't the smartest. They didn't let me know I had a learning disability until I graduated because they "didn't want me to miss out on the same opportunities as other children". He just tells them he smokes outside and that the smell just stays on his clothes.

Distractions distractions.
Trying to help my remaining family out, play some shit and shitpost.
The oneits/nogf moments are what kills me.
Know she is into christmas spirit, knowing she getting banged by her so.i-eater.. Shit will yet make me grind my teeth down to sand.

Ah well, it is just one more week in hell. Not more not less.

Sorry to hear this user. I hope whatever it is can be treated. Try and keep your head up, as difficult as it can be.

God bless etizolam