Post itt if you had no female physical contact the entirety of 2018

You're on Jow Forums you fucking faggot. If you're not in the same ball park then you should fuck off back to >>>/Reddit/.

Hahahahahahah thats worse than prison

It's his job to just post inane replies to keep the race cuck porn on page 1. $30 an hour

prison is full of buttrape and no internet, im pretty sure its not worse than prison.

Just goes to prove how Capitalism does not create innovation.

Buttrape would be a huge upgrade for a loser

I haven't had female physical contact in about six years

I never had female contact ever.

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Male contact is what you need

I went to a life guard recert so I put my forearm on a woman's breasts to stabilize her spine in the training

Reportaroonie

but a black guy offered me meth once this year and attempted to rape me

chill with the cuck threads
bls...

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>attempted to rape me
story time. do you live in the south?

You should have let him smash your boipussy so you wouldnt be a virgin anymore.

Had sex this year in March and April. Only posting it to piss you off.

Thanks for posting this user. It gives me a bit of hope. Mind sharing a little more about how it happened?

Does a hug count?

23 year old virgin in 3.5 months, kill me

Well I've had no female physical contact ever.
What is even worse few days ago a buddy from uni said he had a girl friend who was looking for a fuck buddy and asked if I was interested. I panicked and replied "no".
t. 23yo khv

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>tfw got hugged by a boy last week

Also how does one have no female contact for an entire year? Not even family, not even a random encounter in public?

Ask him for a good pounding for Christmas

>NEET from 18-22.5
>Cat, the most important thing in the world to me, dies during that 22.5
>Get a job and start school during 23rd year
>Become a little more outgoing and making friends
>Trying with girls but fail and fail either because they have boyfriends or I'm a sperg(I'm a scary-looking black guy, I'm told but I'm actually silly as fuck and like all sorts of "eccentric" i.e. not mainstream things)
>FF to this summer
>Meet a girl at work
>we're having fun hanging out
>semester starts
>I sperg when she tried to take me to a victoria's secret(I know my anxiety would have triggered and I'd be sweating my heart out)
>we both get kinda busy and she has kids anyway
>Different girl at work
>moody girl from eastern europe
>She likes me and I her
>we talk about depression and loneliness
>I get depressed as fuck during October and cut contact with her
>early November
>girl I'm friendly with that works at the coffee shop of my community college hooks me up with the new girl
>she's eh but whatever, I'm no treat
>learn she likes Pokemon and Korean music
>like her more once I learn she's not a generic niggress
>go to movies to see Halloween
>week before my bday we make it somewhat official that we're an item
>go to movies to see wreck-it Ralph
>this past Saturday go see Aquaman and have Ramen
>she gives me a kiss once we split

Still depressed a bit but it's more due to my situation in life right now. I might feel even worse if it weren't for her.

Everyone here can fucking do it. If I can do it, you cunts can start.

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My girlfriend died of liver failure Christmas of last year. One of her friends hug me at a funeral A few days into 2018

Had physical female contact for the first time in my life in 2018 but most likely wont in 2019 because I had to move back in with my parents

Well damn, that's some relatable shit. Happy you made it user, hearing stories like these make it seem more and more possible.

Yeah. And at the start I could barely speak to people but I had to work at it by forcing myself into social situations and using drugs(kratom) as a crutch. It's honestly people here and my other internet friends that got me through the hard times. It's fun to joke around and shit but I want people to understand that they shouldn't let the jokes take over and give up. And eating shit is just part of the process.

Pic related is some Muslim from class at the beginning of the year that revealed she was pregnant when we first went out to eat. I wanted to suck them milkers but I also don't like hurting people so I dodged a bullet there.

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Wait, but I have a girlfriend!

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does the cashier girl count? she contacted my hand when giving back the change

>revealed she was pregnant
Fuck.. my ding dong

When is the fucking merge happening, Chris?

No female contact that I remember. Not even a hug this year.

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22 and I've no female contact for all of 2018 :/

Not even a handshake now that i think about it.

Just family members I haven't interacted with a woman who wasn't related to me in 3 years

I've had no female or male contact since I was 14 outside of my family. I'm 22 now. I'm extremely introverted and I don't think I fit in with anyone. Never had online friends before either.

what if i paid for it does that count

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I did threaten my boss and female coworkers before I was fired, if that counts.

doesn't matter had sex
this is not unoriginal, who is having sex on my board?

>just hugged my Mom
See ya later virgins

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What exactly about OPs image do you associate with cuckoldry?

I have never kissed/hugged a girl outside of my own family

2018 is the first year I put my dick in a girl's ass.

AMA losers

>checked
tell her that you love her user, she worries