It's a post apocalyptic future with no electricity, internet, anime or video games. There are no other people. You are still a NEET with access to ample food and water. How do you pass the time?
It's a post apocalyptic future with no electricity, internet, anime or video games. There are no other people...
I sculpt my own anime figures and draw my own animus.
become a serial rapist who the fuck is going to care about some broad getting raped.
>there are no other people
did you even read the OP?
Well, since I'm a blacksmith (hobby) and have access to tons of steel and can make my own charcoal, I forge the shit out of weapons which I trade for pussy and pet hamsters.
Oops, I did miss that part. In that case I just kms.
yes. ill rape myself then
Probably read everything I can get my hands on and write and draw. But most likely just kill myself.
>go to library
>read books on electricity
>make wind turbine
>play vidya on pc powered by turbine
Grow weed, every day
Kill myself. Without other people, what's the point? As far as analog entertainment and talents go, I could draw and paint art, but if it's only for me, I don't want to even bother. The irony of my life is that I avoid people, but they're the only thing keeping me alive.
>Restart civilization on The Sims
if you cant handle isolation then why are you even on this board?
You're another person, aren't you?
Brih if it's a nice green apocalypse i'll go hike and enjoy the sound of birds tbqh desu senpai famalam.
Maybe climb shit for fun and train a dog to be my pet and be will smith
no, im an outcast to society, a robot.
lick everything
animals, walls, door nobs the ground get that shit in my mouth
I'd become a serial killer
You would be a very unsuccessful one since there are NO OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE. Jesus Christ is everyone in this thread retarded? Read what OP actually wrote.
How do you pass the time?
Books, and probably raise cattle. assuming animals ARE still around. Unless ample food already includes meat (how?) I want some some serious steaks.
Being a true Jow Forums I probably end up fucking them too. Hey who but myself is to judge if there are no people anyway?
No other people? If I lose my beloved, I would lose the will to live. I'd probably sit in lotus position, meditate and die of thirst.
Hope you get what you deserve.
Am I the only living thing in existence? Or do creatures like animals (dogs, cats etc) still exist? That could be the determining factor.
>If nothing else is alive
I take my own life
>if I can find a dog/cat
Take care of it/them until it/they die, then kms.
What is it that I deserve?
Same. I'm probably (and most other people, too, despite arguing to the contrary) only still alive because I have a family and people who care about me (despite me being a dick)
If I lost my family, and was genuinely the only person left, there'd be no point in living.
Think about what you posted and where, then judge for yourself.
I'm a stalker incel who posts on Jow Forums. So what I deserve, I assume, is to participate in the incel rebellion so that I can live in a positive nation. I believe we only deserve what we build ourselves. If you wanted to say that I deserve to die of thirst, then I disagree.
i would just die not even out of a desire for it, but just as a result of being so helpless and useless
i don't even know what/how i could eat in that situation
I would spend the first couple of months learning skills to rebuild civilization, then I would spend several years traveling trying to find another human. When I inevitably fail to find someone, I would start looking for the best place to kill myself.
>you are still a neet with access to ample food and water
What is with all the retards itt?
>Being a true Jow Forums I probably end up fucking them too.
I would too. Morals have no place in a world without people and goatfucking and sheepfucking must be relatively popular for a reason.
Actually I am convinced something similar to this will happen in the future, daily blackouts and such, so for the past few years I've been requesting books, physical games and art stuff that can occupy my time as Christmas presents. Besides, vidya and films have gotten so shit lately. So now I have a fairly decent collection of books, ranging from myths and fables from around the world, to to popular stories like Sherlock Holmes, to modern books such as real crime non-fictions.
Masturbate and create tulpas
I have a generator and go into homes of hot women I know of and wank furiously over their naked pics as I smell their undies
Personally I'm only alive because I let myself be convinced things might get better. A literal angel to find me and pick me up. The proverbial girlfriend. Either that or I'm waiting to somehow find the face of God himself. I think I'm close enough to it; I have some semblance of meaning in my life currently, and if I could find it before the apocalypse then I don't think I'd kill myself.
I'd be depressed every so often but that's already the case with 7 billion other people on the planet.
Collecting books sounds really comfy. What are some of your favorites?
get solar panels and wind turbines and install them in my bunker. Raid gamestop for games and comic shops for manga. retreat into my neet bunker eating frozen white castle burgers and playing vidya.
I would also like to collect the bodies of some of the girls and practice taxadermy to sew their skin into a sex doll.
>goatfucking and sheepfucking must be relatively popular for a reason.
Yeah, because people are desperate. Without either a very firm or a completely nonexistent frame to base your morality on, you would snap immediately after an action like that.
The only person in your life you have anything to prove to is yourself -- Would the man in the mirror TRULY be able to accept you after you'd fucked a goat?
I find the Jow Forumsommandos and steal guns sneaky
What did he say, exactly? Reading the comment chain makes no sense.
The Jow Forumsommandos are dead, and there's no need for guns outside of target shooting and hunting, since everyone is dead.
Shogun by James Clavell, Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and The Greek Myths by Robert Graves. I read plenty of trash and manga too, but you just can't beat a well-written classic.
I read an abridged version of a Sherlock Holmes novel when I was in 3rd grade, but I've never read Shogun. I think I'll read it now. I remember really liking King Solomon's Mines. I read an abridged version in 3rd grade, but I ended up reading the actual version of it later on. If you haven't read it, you should check it out.
Set up my home in the largest library I can find. Learn about electricity and radio stations. Since I do not know people don't exist I would start a repetitive broadcast on all the radio towers I can find that sends people cordanates to my base. Eventually nobody will show up and I will attempt to find or build an ai chatbot to prevent me from going insane. I would go about my usual day but take everything I want or need. Then hope the ayylamos eventually find me.
Read books, do a lot of urban exploration, get a pack of dogs to travel with me, good times ahead.
By Sir H. Rider Haggard? I just realised that I don't really have any Victorian adventure novels in my collection, I have Prisoner of Zenda on DVD but not the book, so it's worth looking out for. Shogun is in my opinion one of the best books ever written, but it seems to be an acquired taste, with over 1000 pages you need to have a bit of patience before the book really gets going.
I'd stack rocks.
Maybe throw rocks at the stacks.
I'm serious, I think I might build a pyramide.
Yeah, the one by Haggard. I don' think there are any other books called King Solomon's mines, anyways.
>1000 pages
I don't think I've read anything that long. I think dune is the longest book I've read, and that couldn't have been any longer than maybe 600 pages. Sounds like a challenge, but it's probably worth it.
I'd pluck whatever strings are available to me and dedicate my free time to creating melodies and pleasant sounds.
Probably workout. Guys in prison have a similar lifestyle to NEETs but without internet, good food and video games.
I like her eyes. Blue eyes are cute.
He wished death upon the guy cause he thought
>If I lose my beloved
means gf instead of whoever he's stalking
I suppose I would just try and stockpile supplies and improve my general quality of life while also perhaps attempting to extend my base and to explore abandoned places and so on and collect books a d literature to indulge in until I eventually die.
Can't let ya do that, star fox!
By going crazy I suppose
>I don' think there are any other books called King Solomon's mines
Yeah, I was thinking of Congo by Michael Crichton.
I remember reading that as well. It was pretty interesting.
*NUCLEAR BRRAAAAAAPPPPPP*
Assuming you have travelgear, and the skill to rig a powergrid (generators, solar) for at least short time, any places you want to visit?
I would really be temped to chase some /x/ or conspiracy stuff and see where it leads me.
Like get into google HQs system, check what soros paid, peek around in area 51, shit like that.
Should keep one busy for quite some time.
Read books.
Gotta learn how to survive, you know?
I'd learn how to drive and travel the world. I'd go everywhere I possibly could, see all the places and shoot as much video as I possibly can. If I couldn't find a way to recharge batteries I'd keep stopping by camera shops and picking up new cameras so that I can keep documenting my travels and this empty world, as well as my feelings. It'd give me a sense of communicating, of doing something, having a purpose. But I'd also always deeply believe I would come into contact with someone or something, someday.
Why not? It'd be comfy. Jdjddsjdj.
Best post here. It made me lol irl.
It was a joke. Thanks for the (you), though. I like having conversations with random anons.
That's a dude, my dudes. lol
Yeah, I know it's a joke, it's alright, user. I like having conversations with random Anons too so thank you for your (you) aswell.
Oh. I'm ok with dudes, but I don't particularly like trannies. Those eyes are still cute.
How have you been, user? Any plans for today?
I would pass the time by finding where all my qt female coworkers live and dig through their underwear drawers.
I would do basicly this to survive the time i would be alive
>step 1: raiding multiple stores
>>markets
get a good quantity of canned food so that i could survive for a few months without making my own food
also home eletronics like computers and shit
>>gun stores
defend my self against wild animals
>>pet stores
get a pet companion so that i wouldnt kill myself
>>gamestops
get a good amount of games and consoles so that i could pass time once i have eletricity (open world games would be my preference since they have the most game time)
>>book stores
buy multiple books to learn how to make eletricity, farm and other shit
>>others
i would also buy some furniture to put on my banker
buy solar panels
>step 2: be a farmer
>>get a truck and make it empty
this one is simple, get a big ass truck to put all my shit in
>>travel to a farm
i would move to a big farm to start my plans
>step.3: learn how to make eletricity
>>read the books i got
i would start reading the books to learn a bunch of shit
>>put the solar pannels in place
in the farm house and in the future banker
>>build a bunch of eletric helix
more energy
>step .4: farming
>>learn how to farm
read the books
>>start farming
make not only food but natural medicines in case i get sick
>step .5: hunting
>>learn to hunt
again, read the books
>>use the guns
start traveling to hunt all kinds of animals to make some meat
>step .6: expanding the farm
>>build the banker
build a big banker that expands to below earth and above
>>>put furniture in the banker
>>build other things
better the farm and farm's house, would also make a radio station to make a diary
>step.7: be comfy
my day to day would playing videogames and watching movies. Would explore the world to find any survivos since i wouldnt know there arent any humans around and while doing that make documentary to have a sense of company
I have been fine, thanks for asking user. I'm afraid I don't have any plans for today since it's christmas eve and I'm off college for a fortnight because of the christmas holidays and I have nothing to do but to sit and worry and be paranoid about a couple of assessments I missed before the holidays since I was off all of last week because I was sick and I missed out on two important criminology and maths assessments that I'm just very scared about but I'm sure it'll work out just fine hopefully. How have you been, did you have any plans for today yourself?
No plans. I've been doing pretty well lately, though. I'm a senior in High School, so I'm on winter break right now. My parents are going to invite a bunch of guests tomorrow, but I'll probably just play vidya. I'm going to go to a LAN party this weekend, so I'm looking forwards to that.
Are there any dead bodies though? I have a few non-sexual plans...
I'd take this a step further and try to get the internet back up to some degree. The knowledge gained would be helpful, and I could download a shitload of anime and vidya as well.
Not sure what the situation is regarding that though, if there's just no satellites or infrastructure left to support it then I'll have to hope I can find enough physical copies of what I want to watch.
>need
SHALL
Original
What? I don't understand? Could You explain please?
Not when they're wearing girl's clothes, user. Not when they're wearing girl's clothes.
Guess I have to finish it myself
NOT
Id wander around, and get/break into all the places I wasnt allowed to go to before (employees only, restricted area, locked doors).
Id probably end up dying due to poor structural integrity or some kind of environmental hazard, but it'd be cool to actually be able to live out that bit of the Fallout universe for real.
Travel the land with my guitar, explore the wasteland and look at the beauty of nature. Relish in the loneliness, since it's what I would probably be happiest with. Maybe pick up drawing, attempt to make art of what our civilization used to look like or the current wasteland i would be seeing. It could be like some sort of diary. Enjoy my time left, come to terms with my soon to be inevitable death, and maybe use a cassette recorder or something for the music i make, so other civilizations may listen to it. Kinda like a swan song of humanity, similar to that nasa probe. Ironically, i'll dedicate my remaining life to making art, something made to convey emotions to others, and noone else will see it.
Okay, good for you, user but what is a LAN party?
It's pretty much a bunch of dudes bringing their PCs over to one guy's house and playing vidya together for hours. LAN stands for Local Area Network.
BE
I'm depressed
Make my way to the Global Seed Vault and start reforestation
Start a male horse dairy farm
>but muh beloved HNNNNNNNG
It's clearly a unisex jumpsuit
Okay, have fun then, user. At least you have friends and a place to be which can't be said for others around here so have fun I suppose.
INFRINGED
may as well finish this
last remaining defender of the 2nd amendment going to some shooting range and becoming the most accurate shooter currently alive(hard challenge :))before putting his last bullet through his brain~
i like that storyline
Scavenge.
Man, there's no way in that future there's no bunkers with sweet loot just lying there for the taking. No other people, so I'll spend my days at play in the skinner box to end all skinner boxes.
the man in the mirror is giving me disgusted looks as it is so fucking a goat wouldnt change anything
You're clearly a unisex jumpsuit.
>It's a post apocalyptic future with no electricity, internet, anime or video games. There are no other people. You are still a NEET with access to ample food and water. How do you pass the time?
kill myself
Since there are no other people I guess I will leave my room.
Hopefully not like a mad max nuclear desert scenario but more of a "We got wiped out by disease and i'm one of the few scattered people to gain immunity".
I'd just wander the world with a dog, a journal and a guitar.
When I get too lonely i'll maybe bury a time capsule with the journal and end it.
fucking /thread
originally 2
I dunno, I'd probably just blow shit up or hunt for skinwalkers.
>It's a post apocalyptic future with no electricity, internet, anime or video games. There are no other people. You are still a NEET with access to ample food and water. How do you pass the time?
suicide