It's Christmas night

It's Christmas night.
Confess your sins.

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I want to fucking die, pastor.
KILL ME

My sin is online dating people who take other internet people seriously but hated me only

I'm pretty sure it's happened before, but people stay slient

>ugly
>male
>not rich
those are my sins

It's actually only the afternoon and noo
people only do that shit on /brit/ feel anyways

I think god is a piece of shit.
I'm going to meps for army on 27th and just got tonsillitis. Fuck god and his ironic wannabe funny piece of shit ass.

I just had sex with my gf, rough and passionate.
Sorry, I know it's Christmas Eve but I couldn't stop it from happening.

Tonight I'm getting drunk Md making a sissy come over wearing a maid outfit, I will fuck his boipussy and cum in his sissy mouth

I eat in bed and tell myself I'll clean the crumbs and not sleep in them but I always knew I was going to.

i have been on bed most of the day and i also have masturbated three times

ive already opened gifts from my nan and im completely twated so im gunna be a massive cunt tomorrow.

I haven't spent more than half an hour out of bed for three days, and I'm pretty sure it's because of undiagnosed depression. I'm trying to stay functional enough to keep going to work so that one day I can afford to stop.

I drank way too much the past two days and now I have a massive hangover, haven't eaten, and have to try and act normal tonight for a family supper. I spent almost $200 on cougar life sub and there's no mommies on there at all.

I'm regretting life right now.

I can back flip

Why are you here, again?
Oregano

I jerk off to animals being eaten alive by other animals

She wanted to drink the Christmas cum

based vorefag

did your general survive the /trash/ spammer?

>I jerk off to animals being eaten alive by other animals
please post a video you have jerked it to recently so I can better understand

I went to Christmas eve vigil in dirty pants that still had cum in them from the hard masturbation session in the previous night.

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I'm not proud of this

Thank you for elaborating, I now know I am definitely not into this.
I can see why, though.

I'd rather spend (((Christmas))) alone eating pizza and drinking than have to go to my Mum's house. Actually have half a mind to tell my "family" to go do one tomorrow morning and just lock myself in my flat.

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I'm ugly as fuck, and I take advantage of that so people can pity, mostly girls, so I can flirt without results and try to bring girls over my house so I can make her drink lots of vodka so, MAYBE, we can have sex. I worked out twice. I feel bad about it, but I get pussy. So, yeah, I feel bad for those who trust me.

Have you tried drinking with friends and family. Works for me user

I used to get boners from torturing small animals as a kid