Jow Forums Christmas Party 2018 #49

Previous threadMerry Christmas Eve and Christmas, Robot house!

This thread is for discussing all things Christmas, how your holidays are going, family issues, general griping, and posting your amazon wishlist or buying for others.

>How does the amazon part work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions in the next post down, thanks to you all. People who enter the thread may post their list at will, and it is your decision to gift.
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FAQ:
>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me then?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
No, all of your information will be protected. The recipient will not see any info.
>How can I post my Wishlist without being blocked by the filter then?
Press the Share Envelope and copy the permalink. If that doesn't work, remove the dot from your link.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. Please do consider giving back to others.
>Last year people bought stuff for others and then canceled them to epic fuckin troll us!
And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have Amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all.
Remember to have a good time, a lot of us don't have much else going for us in the year, so this event can be fun if you follow the guidelines. Remember to post images of whatever you get so we can make new comp collections.

Current number of gifts delivered: 142
>IMGUR gifts delivered this year: yTqhTUl

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DO NOT "INVITE" PEOPLE TO YOUR LIST, use "send list to others" instead as the choice

THINGS TO IGNORE:
>PEOPLE BUYING THE ENTIRETY OF YOU AND OTHERS LISTS, NO MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE

>heh, you fuckin idiots...last year i got an epic haul by making fake addresses and got tons of gifts for free...im doin it this time again too :))))

>look at all these things you guys bought my baby, that i totally didn't buy off my own wishlist and post pics with to fuck the thread up!

>god damnit this shit again??? clogging up the top threads of r9k, how else am i gonna see 10 trap threads?????

>DISCORDS DISCORDS DISCORDS discords

BEST PRACTICES:

>Grinchers want attention, do not give them attention thanks

>content contribution is encouraged

>keep the thread comfy

>If you claim to have bought something, post prooof in the thread

>Trip codes are welcome and even encouraged in this thread

>Do not respond fall for, "Hi, just off to work, I'll look when I get back but here is my list NOW" or "I don't have money rn, but I get paid this Friday, this is my link NOW btw" thanks you guys oregano

>Don't reply to bait in general thank you everyone

Thanks, guys, have a very good christmas everybody here, we made it!.

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I enjoy the thought that you will all burn in Hell for not believing in Jesus Christmas

I'll have you know I high five jesus on the regular and he think's I'm PRETTY EPIC!

yo what up self loathing crew

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cant wait til the 26th so every place can open again. i want a nice burger

Yo, toy car user, you have taste. Toy cars on desks make for excellent fidgeting tools.

Merry christmas, robots. What are you guys gonna be doing today?
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Nice, you used my image. I'm so proud.

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I've gifted a few things to other anons, would anyone be willing to get me any of these? My Christmas is really shitty this year.

Any single thing on this list is great. I usually use the berserk volumes for drawing references in case your wondering why.
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I just want to sleep until this day is over but noo I'm forced to spend time with family. Christmas just isn't the same as it was being a kid

Merry Christmas and a blessed New year to every user!


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Here is my wishlist
Feliz navidad, everyone!
I'm happy I could meet all the people I met today

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I'm so dumb here is the actual wishlist

nothing to say
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BUY ME SOMETHING BUY ME SOMETHING BUY ME SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Binge watching season 3 of overlord. I heard that some shit went down in this, haven't actually caught up.

Bout to cook these steaks.

What's everyone else up to

yeah we simply ignore fake lists. its not that hard to just disregard

What's your favorite kind of warm drink?
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OFFICIAL WISHLIST RATINGS
*updated*
>patrician tier
mens clothes
cooking utensils
>honorary aryan tier
hygiene essentials
>casual tier
toys
snacks
video games
art supplies
electronic accessories
>meh tier
weebshit
steam gifts
flesh lights
>deserving of a ban tier
consoles
crossdresser/womens clothes
>nigger kike tier
books
movies
music
fallout 76
funko pop

You're right. I just get really fired up when people post that shit.

just to spite this guy someone wanna buy fallout 76?
its like 12 quid on cdkeys
deck the halls

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C'mon now Todd

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shite game but i mean, 12 quid going to third party key salesman is better than todd

Merry Christmas from Scotland lads! Officially just ticked over to the day now. Hope you all have a great one!

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Is my list improved user? I tried

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>be me
>Never posted in these threads before
>Decide why not, make list with a USB drive and some candy
>Post
>Someone actually buys both
>Get happy
>Nobody in thread mentions it, even after I ask
>weird.jpg
>Call Amazon the next day
>Ask for tracking info
>"Sorry user, we don't see any purchase for your account. They must've been cancelled. It's okay, let me remove them from your end"
>Mfw

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Yeah, it's time consuming. These are my "VIP" cards I usually reserve for those I think will be buying something. I have another set of basic cards I hand out en masse. The seals warp the cardstock, so I have to press them back into shape. Takes a few hours for 20 cards or so but people think it's impressive I add a novel touch like that to them.

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Yeah you got grinched. Some miserable cunts out there I'm afraid.

Ive never been closer to killing myself then today, tomorrow will probably be worse

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>grinchfag doesn't want items over 35 dollars
>My list is 35 COMBINED
>still get grinched
I give up

I got RDR2 grinched and thats 50 quid, he goes well over that.

>thinking the rules they set are real and not just shit to fuck with you

Oh hey that's about how much mine was. 30 but probs would be 35 with taxes

just ignore grinchfags, but do take the item off your list if you actually get anything. I will be checking these threads in a few days and gifting whoever isn't very obviously the asshole grinching people

>>grinchfag doesn't want items over 35 dollars
I had a book that's $35.75 and I'm 90% sure it got grinched. I don't really expect anybody to go over $20 but I'm happy somebody at least looked at my list.

Praise the Lord

Why even buy books? Do you not have a PDF viewer on your device? I'm in college and so far I have purchased 0 textbooks

>Why even buy books? Do you not have a PDF viewer on your device? I'm in college and so far I have purchased 0 textbooks
I just like having the physical version, it's easier on the eyes and I prefer bookmarking with sticky notes.

I got one item randomly grinched: 2297 P100 advanced particulate filters. Kind of bummed me out because I was looking forward to having better protection for my lungs and spent my monies and gifts for people and am now broke. Annoying I have to use paper masks still.

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happy christmas UK anons, 1 am here. hope you all have a good day.

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Last ditch effort to become a billionaire

I honestly cant understand why they do it. Just for shits and giggles, even if they don't get a reaction. Or they just mad they haven't gotten any gifts so they fuck everyone elses list up.

Christmas doesn't start until over 12 hours from now for me. I got my parents a European history book and my sister a copy of the Azumanga Daioh omnibus. I'll be surprised if she reads it because she's very particular about manga in a way that I don't quite understand.

Mom is in an abysmal mood and seems like she's about a hair's breadth away from kicking me out of the house. Hope I didn't get coal for Christmas.

Eyy somebody bought you the balaclava! Enjoy your robberies mate!

whats your moms problem? women should have no authority in the house anyway

>heard a second shotgun blast from my neighbors house after the one hours ago where he blew a live goose apart on his front lawn

i hope that was a second goose

>He accidentally shot the magic goose
>Realizes mistake
>Shoot himself in hopeless sorrow

>sold a bunch of stuff on a game
>easy $250
I'll probably spend $20 on Amazon cards, probably give away the codes

Nice one mate. Just throwing the codes into the thread or emailing them?

Guy who got the fuzz pedal here, I'd just like to say thanks again and the pedal's great.

You should do question contests and pick your favorites. That one user did "what would you wish for" a few threads back. I had fun.

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I'm not sure, I wish I knew if I could gift shit from a gift card. I'll probably figure it out. I'm hoping the lad doesn't charge back, but he is capable of it

Well, little contests are fun. You should do that, like what this guy mentioned

you can gift stuff from your gift card balance, I had a reserve built up when I first started buying gifts for people here this year

yesss man get in there

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please user I cant tie a tie

It only takes a small amount of practice, just watch some basic tutorials

>Boss forces me to stay at work since I`m apparently not a priority on work-swifts since I don`t have children, usually don`t work overtime and everyone else is either on their
mandatory paid vacations that I already took out at beginning of the year so I`m stuck until new years

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Hey, fellas, Merry Christmas from an American who lives in Germany!
I just need to wait for a couple more hours, and I can open my gifts!
I hope I get a Stirner book and some Gunpla!
What is your favorite Christmas Special?
Mine is the following:

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thats pretty shit. im thinking of quitting solely based on the fact that i got no hours 2 weeks ago and so i didnt have a christmas week check

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Well lads, its been a pleasure talking to you lads in these threads! 2am now so its off to my bed now. Might pop into the thread tomorrow and give away some steam codes or amazon gift codes.
I hope you all have a great Christmas day! God knows you deserve it. Good night!

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You have a good Christmas, too. user. I hope your farts smell like blueberry.

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How have there been 49 of these?

last year there were over 60 before even christmas eve. not everyone is a bitter neet

Earlier ones were more active. 3 or 4 threads a day, easily. The Grinching slowed the later ones down.

ah its just a thread counter, i thought actual event counter.

>books
>nigger kike tier

t. uneducated nigger

Can someone explain this grinch thing to me?

Not getting hours is one of the reasons why I have never applied to private sector.
Never really had problem with getting hours since I work at laborathory at hospital, but its too demanding work at this point I don`t know how much longer I can keep doing this. Just few hours ago when my last coworker went home she just told me to do her blood samples too since I`m staying up all night today here. Worst thing is that there is no double checking so if I fuck up even once there is high change getting fired over it.

OMFG just click on every wishlist posted so far and buy us some gibs already

Some dicks went around fake-buying things on people's lists, so it looked like they were purchased but really weren't.

movies are good too, I just buy to support the makers. should be same tier as video games.

Hello again. Tomorrow is Christmas and I know many will be with family or spending it by themselves but at least you got yourself to keep you company.
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How do I get my list to display Purchased and Unpurchased?

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Talk to a supervisor about it? I mean I know its busy during the holidays but if its like this every time then report to someone. If they are as understaffed as they claim to be then theyll cave in to not lose you. Its nice to have plenty of hours though. I know if I applied to your sector they wouldnt even return a call. I was born cursed

Got a check from my (former) car insurance company the other day and don't have many people to buy gifts for. Hope I made someone's christmas.

Can you post screenshots of what you bought?

My USB moved from list to purchased. Was it you user? I dunno if it's actually gifted or I'm getting grinched.

I forgot that I have to evade the filter

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A tank of carbon monoxide and a respirator is all i want.
It's time to finally contribute to society.

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holy shit user thank you so much Merry Christmas

Yay thanks user! That USB will be used to store family photos :)


Merry Christmas guise.

If I missed you in the thread, or if you haven't gotten anything yet, link me your wishlist and I'll see what I can do

Holy shit, thank you for the fashion illustration book! I thought that was grinched for a bit, but it's legit. Thanks and merry christmas!

check shipping addresses because these guys
will definitely ask for gifts again

Second this. People might try to take advantage of a generous user.

Merry Christmas boys. Another holiday alone for me

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Sorry user
Want to talk about it? Sometimes my family is a handful but I'm glad I have them.

>Wake up at 1pm
>Jerk off
>put nuggies in the oven
>Drink beer
>Eat valium
>Smoke a bowl

Merry chrimbus Jow Forums

Ey dude thanks for the berserk. if the threads are still up by then i'll try to post a pic when it arrives, if I can get my old phone working.

>didnt click my list
OH FUCKING KIDDING ME

I dont have much of any family to speak of. Whole family is garbage. Just a sister and she lives across the country. Made myself a nice dinner and watching it's a wonderful life

link it to me again

Its nice of you to do this, but don;t let people use you for gifts, dont let everyone start asking and you emptying the bank for it.

Ask nicely, you nigger faggot.

Big family dinner is over. Summary:
-Pre-dinner: politics.
-Dinner: work work work.
-Post-Dinner: grandpa almost falls dow, too much boose

What i've been playing:
-Cultists Simulator
-Bad North
-Megaman: Battle network for nostalgia, pic related

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battle network is based. i need to go back and finish 3 since my 10 year old brainlet self couldn't finish the hide-and-seek section of the ranked undernet fights

Not him but if u are still available
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Please and thank u

done, merry christmas