/r9gay/ - #554

>tfw no bf from Cologne that lets me wish him happy holidays, sorry for being terrible and not moving on, I still love you over here.

It'd be different coming from a boyfriend, of course, but I have a hard time accepting gifts period

decent or better looking femboys are in desirable minority. regular guys are an undesirable majority. your choices are 1) get stupidly lucky and snag one and NEVER let him go or 2) better yourself so you fit into a desirable minority, such as a muscular guy, twunk, attractive "regular dude", etc.
Either way, sitting here complaining about not having one just makes it even less likely for you to get one. If you want positive change in your life you have to set it in motion yourself

You're a pretty good guy, I like you.

>self projecting this hard
I never said I wasn't an attractive regular guy you moron.

I thought regular guys were guys who train and keep themselves in good shape?
Or am I confused? Do americans think regular guys are neckbeards?

Is it better to cum relatively quickly but a lot, or to last longer while cumming a smaller than average amount? Let's assume you're busting in someone's mouth.

I feel like if you lasted longer the amount would be disappointing, but cumming too much too soon would also be unenjoyable for the recipient.

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Don't pretend to be me and don't reply as if it was directed to you

it's past christmas and it wasn't enjoyable
>tfw no short scandinavian bf to make me forget christmas

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Nice way to save face samefag

I'm an attractive twink so idk what you mean by self projecting but okay. There are just way too many guys that just sit and complain about stuff and expect things to change thereafter.

>tfw no bf to buy me toys and outfits for me to show myself off with
;~:

I'm not sure about qt but yeah I'm in west Europe and I'm single

Twinks are the least desirable, the bottom of the barrel. Why do project yourself as desirable?

kek you got your posters mixed up here, pal

>one chance at life
>born a half blind manlet med

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This is a holiday stick-up!! Ho ho ho now hand over one of those cutie boys!

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Stop making me hard.
Also I wouldn't care. Either I get to play with him longer or he makes a lot of cummies which is hot. Either way he is my boyfriend and I would not care which would be the case.

What're you up so late for?
Tommorow when we wake up it's christmas present time!

this is why guys are better, unless they're flaming homos nobody really cares how big your dick is or how much you cum or how long it takes, we just want love.

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Sort of depends. If it's a quick good morning type of thing, I like it big and quick.

if you've got time though it's nice to really worship it.

you clearly have no understanding of desirability in the gay world and aren't worth the effort any future responses would require. cya

>Tommorow when we wake up it's christmas present time!
Yeah, no.

Don't tell me you dont have any presents under your tree user!

First for a bara bf.
What's your favorite christmas song gaybots?
mines is youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

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>First for a bara bf.
and the last

I unpacked them today like most of the world :^)

>Draw a White/Asian guy
>Color him brown
>Look it is an attractive black!

Facial structure does not work that way.

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what's wrong with a bara bf user
youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE

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>tfw fall in love with a guy
>tfw he is naturally hairless around body and face
>tfw he only likes guys who are hairless around body and face
>tfw he likes big dicks aka +7inch
>tfw hairy face/body
>tfw only a shy 6inch benis
END ME AAAAAA

Unrealistic male beauty standards.

shave/wax/epilator/cream plenty of ways to deal with your body/face hair if that was really your problem

Shaving gives me itching, I only trim. Waxing costs too much. Cream burned my skin a few times.
I will just give up on him. I am unfit for him :(

Looks like the guy who died because he injected something into his balls

i mean he truly likes you then 6inches wouldn't matter that much right?
you can also try this which i have book marked, docs.google.com/document/d/1YNGUSH6zutTcv_osPURNvH8K19mXiX730Y-JeDRMNbI/edit
also a reminder to love yourself before loving anyone else
you can say that for any anime or 2d art that are posted honestly.

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because tranny proportion 2d boys with working cat ears and tails are realistic

I'm just saying, posting a world's strongest man lookalike is just as dishonest as posting a 1% trap. Probably moreso.

>tfw no taller than average, somewhat muscular bf

I don't fit either of those standards

>world's strongest man lookalike is just as dishonest as posting a 1% trap. Probably moreso.
you're sour because of my baraposting because its unrealistic to male beauty standards? have you seen this board? alright user, have a good christmas.

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>I will just give up on him. I am unfit for him. :(
So you never liked the guy at all then. If you actually wanted a bf you would take itching over having nothing, 6 inches compared 7 is hardly noticeable unless the guy is a complete slut and knows what the difference would be. The only con for you I could see there is if you maybe have a pencil dick. Either way, I'm glad you're giving up. If it takes this little to turn you down from just potential, then I can't even imagine how quickly you'd break it off in an actual relationship over some weird insecurity.

>my actual fw no average height chubby hairy bf to snuggle with on yuletide
;~;

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who /no standards/ here?

I'd literally take anyone who's male and has a penis.

then i'd love to see you complain again when someone posts a twig with boobs

okay slut, have fun with that

who /unrealistic unreasonable standards/ here?

I'd never find someone I would be comfortable with and who would also be okay with me

come on user, atleast make it so that they have a good personality

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i think that's what the user means, as long as they're compatible personality wise he won't care what they look like
at least i hope

Where are you from user?
I've still got a couple hours left to make it there.

Because we were having a nice long family chat after dinner, what about you?

He's trolling. Ignore him, user

Cringe to the max really

probably shouldn't have posted that in a dying thread polish user

tell me about bara, what is it that makes you like it?

You know, they've been growing on me lately

honestly, i don't know what has brought me to like it that i think about it now. i don't know if liking bara men stems from life experiences but then again my dad died when i was like a couple months old as a baby so i don't know if that has anything to do with it.
what makes me like it is that if i had a bara bf well i would definitely feel protected, im not really strong, though i wish i was desu. i think just the fact that bara men look strong and big just makes me want one and the fact that they can protect me. other things sexually since they would be twice my size and who wouldnt want to be thrown around during lewd acts? but i mean im just some 5'4 girl strength boy honestly.
realistically i dont think getting a bara bf is possible but who knows what happens in life but im not hoping for the best since im pessimistic about most things.

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I am polishfag from a previous thread

I came back from Pasterka and loneliness striked back after being with a lot of people.
My story... I had a bf year ago but he probably cheated on me and stuff (my fault). He was my first and last: kiss, cudling, sex and even saying "I love you".
Now I am probably falling in love in my truly sole great friend because I helping him so much and he praises me for it and is very nice for me. But he has a gf. I do not want to make him gay and pushing him to worse life. His gf is very rich and her grandad has oil industry in Canada. He is loving, religious composer with a lot of problems from life. And if I truly want the best for him I should help him in his relationship and watch him getting love and children.
I am probably eccentric monk philosopher for others. People from fellow or queer do not like me. I am thinking what is wrong...
I am 20. I want to be a judge and a writer. I have a lot of disadvantages. I want someone who will be happy with me.
I do not have a lot of hope but I try.

>tfw ywn grow to be a big tall bara

This isn't your blog or whatever. Nobody cares.

good luck finding your big muscly bf user, you might get a muscly one, but not even close to bara kinds

I know. I am sorry. But two anons asked me what happened. That is for them.

that comment was mean mister user
why would you do that

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>>tfw ywn grow to be a big tall bara
user be my bf please. joking, im a mess mentally and shouldn't try to seek for a boyfriend honestly
>good luck finding your big muscly bf user, you might get a muscly one, but not even close to bara kinds
yeah i dont think getting a real bara bf would even happen but big muscly bfs are a dream bf for me. im not that picky in terms of dating but a big muscly bf would be nice

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better than people posting their hands for attention

>tfw user wants big muscly guys
>the only thing you've got going for you is that you are tall and lean

He was just being nice, you just reply "it's ok, thanks for caring" instead of a fucking walltext no one will read

Thanks boys. I have not great hands so I have to show off in other ways.

It's ok. Thanks for caring

But just said I would never grow to be a big bara.
Sadly there are certain size aspect we will never be able to change about our bodies.
whatever troubles you have I'm sure you deserve someone to be happy with just like everybody else

>tfw crush is always talking about wanting other people
It hurts, it hurts so bad

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>Sadly there are certain size aspect we will never be able to change about our bodies
its just an unrealistic fantasy
thanks user, i hope you find what you're looking for too
plenty anons want tall and lean!

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>plenty anons want tall and lean!
NO THEY ACTUALLY DON'T, I'VE TRIED TO GET ONE FOR OVER A MONTH NOW user AND THERE ARE NONE

>mfw tall, lean and slightly fem
>mfw slight autism too

WELL can't always get what you want.

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How is it an unrealistic fantasy? Wouldn't it be any guy over 6'2 who work out but isn't cut more like built or bulking and in most cases with a good amount of body hair production?
Hope is what we have left and may it only leave us if we find it

>flop hair over my face like I used to
>look like a scene kid from 2008

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>no right wing cutie monogamous bf with a fashy haircut
I want what doesn't exist.

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>NO THEY ACTUALLY DON'T, I'VE TRIED TO GET ONE FOR OVER A MONTH NOW user AND THERE ARE NONE
you're just looking in the wrong places user and appearance isnt everything too
>How is it an unrealistic fantasy? Wouldn't it be any guy over 6'2 who work out but isn't cut more like built or bulking and in most cases with a good amount of body hair production?
pretty much but actually dating one in reality is impossible for me since i pretty much never leave the house if there is no reason to and obvious social sperg and trouble getting to know people and keep it interesting for them to actually have any interest in me

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desu i could see it being really easy for you, if you went to the gym every now and then, all the bara boys would hit on you

>actually dating one in reality is impossible for me since i pretty much never leave the house if there is no reason to and obvious social sperg and trouble getting to know people and keep it interesting for them to actually have any interest in me
Feel like this apply to most people in this thread and it's one of the reasons we are here.

Wrong, that's where the social anxiety and general sperg stops you

i mean i wouldn't know, since my type doesn't hang around the gym

Apply to finding a guy anywhere or going to social events

>this implies i want huge sluts as my bf

there's like no attractive guys where i live and i dont think anyone really goes to the gym near i live so that's out of the window i think. i'd also dont know how to react if they ever did hit on me and i'd probably walk away fast like a retard
>Feel like this apply to most people in this thread and it's one of the reasons we are here.
well of course, thats why i said its pretty much unrealistic for me to actually get one desu

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Maybe there's one of the tall anons in here who aren't a lanklet or fatty. Most of those also seem to want a shorter guy

>i'd probably walk away fast like a retard
im sure they'd like that, that would make you even cuter and they'd try to hit on you again the next time you are there!
pretty sure it's just lanklets and fatties

I was just on the bottom layer of a 7-person dogpile, wew
Family isn't all bad, I guess

>Maybe there's one of the tall anons in here who aren't a lanklet or fatty.
there was he was like some 6'2 bear apparently but i doubt he'd want someone like me anyways even if appearance is fine
>im sure they'd like that, that would make you even cuter and they'd try to hit on you again the next time you are there!
that's if i go there again kek
that would give me a panic attack even if it is my family

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>that's if i go there again kek
for a potential bara bf who hit on you? sure you would, maybe even show off your butt to him while he's looking

>that would give me a panic attack even if it is my family
Thankfully most of the weight ended up on one of my cousins lmao, poor her

taking shots of gin tonight, it's kinda yucky as alcohol generally is
i wish there was a way to get drunk without tasting grossness

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