/britfeel/

I'm 18 and post here just saying.

Fucking shit Christmas like.
Got given the wrong chocolates for the first time in years, because "the box looked bigger" when it's not the fucking same stuff.
I've had the same box of chocolates for a decade and they just go and change it.
Got lots of branded tat when I tell them every year I hate that stuff, I don't want a fucking Game of Thrones calender or hoodie I just want some god damned landscapes and plain clothes, if anything.
In fact I said not to buy me anything the cunts.
>its the thought that counts
Except every single present was clearly an afterthought.
I bring this stuff up and they say shit like, "you just don't like change".
God fuck everything.

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Around 27... years

Very drunk n in bed. Love you buggers
Merru Christmu

Those are some sexy, dainty feet, user.

you're stealing my spot bucko

Melly Kurisumasu lads
Hope Santa brings your dakis

It was 25 but I've had a gf for 3 years now
Hope, my brothers

Merry Christmas lads, hope you Release the Spyce today.

Happy Birthday mate.

Hello my fellow anglos! :) Colour not color am I right, fellow poshbois???

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Literally just go to bad dragon website and skip until you reach masturbators

Horse pussy on the left is a 2017 model for mlp fans (never watched mlp in my life but reviews raved it as the best model regarding internal texture)

On the right is new girl, zoie, a 2018 model

The best thing about these is that they're so fat, they absorb a lot of heat and keep it, still hot after 10 mins. Original comment.

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Merry Christmas lads, I hope you get something nice today
youtube.com/watch?v=SRYZrziwR_Y

>no lyrics on screen so I can sing along
>reading Titus again
*rolls eyes*

>be 20 years from now
>inexplicably married with kids
>"so dad how did you spend christmas eve 2018?"
>will never ever be able to tell them the truth
>I'm spending it ripping all hannah minx's videos from youtube because they're taking down her big tits ones

Hey lads, I know its been a tough year but the next one will be better. I promise, just keep doing exactly what your doing and don't change. Merry Christmas.

IT'S CHRISTMASSSSSS!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=BpfHSqLXePI

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Try the alien fleshlight. The blue one. Shits cash

Come on Jesus you have a lot to live for

When these yankies come over and take the piss, I have a good laugh.

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Done a fuck-off line of ket.
Merry christmas lads.

Got the steering wheel and pedals out for the xbox gonna play midnight club 3 DUB edition remix

>captcha: cars

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Merry Christmas Gents.

I hope your turkey isn't too dry in the morning

Merry christmas lids x

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Luckily my parents ask me to make a list (at 27 years old) but to be fair they stick to it really well.

keep lamenting that my black gf isnt a white princess to her face, she HATES it

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

Don't forget the real reason for Christmas - the birth of Christ.

You're forever in my heart robots. I wish you all a merry Christmas. You all mean something to somebody out there. Even if it is just strangers on the internet. God bless you user, we're going to make it. Together.

Will do mdma tomorrow lad, cannot wait tbqh. Enjoy your ket too mate.

there was a strawpoll on here a few days asking the age of everyone, there was several 18 year old posters

aw m8 original Xbox what a fuckin console, hope ye enjoy yersel!

literally just checked this but wants me to register so i'm good.

Do they not like... read passages and give you the layman interpretation, or do they just chant like mongs? This shit is turning me away from our Lord.

Going to have a Christmas wank to this picture of 80s nurses desu.

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>I promise, just keep doing exactly what your doing and don't change.

??????

>literally posted since I was 15
more part of the furniture than most people here

I ask for the exact same shit every year.
My usual box of chocolates, a calender with some nature stuff on like scenery or w/e and some plain clothes/underwear.
"Well I thought you'd like a change."
This is after I spent like 200 quid on my family this year, I'm thinking of ending myself.

Tis the season of goodwill lads

youtu.be/DQ40aNRNOXY

Really don't like big family get-togethers. I don't feel close to anyone in family so I end up just sitting in a corner and barely talk the whole time.

He's doing both right now.
Can't say I'm a fan.

thanks lad I'm hoping it will cheer me up I've had a pretty shitty day. been really busy had to go to work and i just realised i haven't had anything to eat all day. should i cook sosij and chip or pizza

...

This has got to bait. Nobody this autistic can function and use a keyboard can they?

It pains me to see young white men busting a nut into rubber rather than achieving their genetic potential and spreading there seed among ripe females. Seriously lads, getting a gf is not that hard

>haven't seen most of them for years so I always seem to be the centre of attention
Honestly fucking hell mate.

i've posted here for a fairly long time as well (maybe 2 years) and I'm really not proud of it

Walkes past a house the other day where a woman was putting up a poster which said "jesus is the reason for the season" in the window. The woman was black.

Got my nightly burger meal

Just figured out that I've only been awake for 12 hours at a time since my sleeping schedule fell part

Watching "Walking Dead" season 7 with Negan is comfy

Go on then, I'll take the middle far left. She looks a bit chinky.

Can't beat pizza

>open christmas card from sister
>google play voucher
>never used google play in my life

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as I predicted earlier, on my 6th corona, not drunk at all and going for pisses every 5 minutes
remind me not to get this shite ever again

Luckily my mum's family is all fractured so we never talk and my dad's family is like 500 miles away

Do you think girls will be less contrarian and confusing in 2019 lads?

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Happy Christmas Poleaboo
May the love of the Christ child be with you

Welcome to my Christmas song!
I'd like to thank you for the year...
But I'm stuck down in East Devon
And there is fuck all to do here...

So Merry Christmas one and all
there's many places I'd rather be
And I'm asking you if you'd oblige
Stop spreading rumours about me

Step into Christmas
let's get together
in Wetherspoons
Getting leathered

Eat, drink and be merry
Come along with me
Step into Christmas
The meet up is free

Take care in all you do next year
And keep on smiling through the days
If we can help to entertain yaa...
Zeus will kick monis ass and call him gay

What did you expect lad? That's like 3.5 pints. Why would you be pissed after that much of any beer?

Most British Christians are black

Bit harsh lad you know full well the story behind this image.

You can buy films on YouTube and stuff with that

mawwiadge

Okay I'll go for pizza. The oven is warming up now

The Walking Dead really starts going downhill. Season 8 and 9 probably aren't even worth watching in my opinion.

Fuck off you cunt.
How is it bait?

>open Xmas card from sister
>scratchcard inside
>neat
>win 50 quid
>Sister wants half
>refuse
Well, that's Christmas ruined

ah right lad nice one

do I have to give google my bank detail tho?

is that Princess Diana?

I don't know. Can probably just use the card

corona is shit

ur joking user, what a cow

Posted in old thread baka. Merry Christmas guys, hope you have a good day

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I'm an idiot, that was meant for

>sister wants half
Why even bother getting a scratch card?
My mum and sister insist on scratch cards or lottery tickets in cards instead of presents too. What a waste of money generally.

I highly doubt that. Christianity is a lot bigger than people think in the UK.

>dropped off presents to family earlier
>could see visible disappointment on youngest brothers face when he only had a card with money in from me
I actually feel really bad but I've moved out and I'm poor as fuck now. I would always get him really unusual science/creative stuff online. I suppose 20 quid just isn't as exciting as a big box with a make your own slime factory or a telescope.

>at christmas meal with friends
>receive body wash and such like
>say ah thats good because i only shower every 4 days, part joking, part not.
>get home
>mum tells me off saying that its against social norms and is the wrong thing to say.
on fucking christmas

What is the story behind it?

I can see that too

The early seasons were OK if flawed, I remember the Governor, the prison, the cannibals and the black actors from "The Wire"

Season 6 is where I picked it back up and it was so slow, felt like nothing was happening (it was the Alexandria arc)
end of 6 was Negan

and from what I've seen of 7 so far (the conflict with Negan), I'm enjoying it since shit is happening and the heroes are in a tough situation

I've seen the review scores though, season 7/8 are the lowest rated so it must go off a cliff soon

Merry Christmas you autistic faggots. What are you doing with your day?

She aint entitled to shit since she gave you that scratch card, probably thought you'd get nothing

People actually give others fucking scratchcards/lottery tickets as gifts? trying to wrap my head around this one.

i sent my older cousin 15 quid i normally send a present but i really didn't know what to get him this year

never said I was big boy

No I just made it up. Don't know who I'm trying to kid.
Merry Christmas.

OH FUCK
FUCK ME
I'M OUT OF BEER
FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO?
FFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING CHRIST
HELP ME BRITFEEEEL

he's an ungrateful little shit

What name should I pick for my midnight club 3 profile

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Why would you just go on the internet and tell lies mate?

DK but unironically

Nothing better to do I'm afraid

He's really not, he was grateful and stuff but a card is pretty underwhelming compared to a couple of fuck huge boxes.