The Eternal Nofap

It begins, December 25th.

My brothers, today is Christmas, the Birth of the Lord. On this day, a Tuesday, named after Tyr, Norse god of single combat, law and justice, of oaths and pledges. Since Roman times, December 25th has been a special date, once it was the festival for Sol Invictus, the Unconquered Sun, but since the early stages of the first millenium, it has come to be marked as the date of the birth of Jesus Christ. Today is a special day, the true reasons for which are now perhaps lost to history. It is a day of immense energy and significance, regardless, we are in the very Heart of Winter, a mere 10 days from the perihelion, a mere 7 days from the beginning of a new year.

Will you join me, on an Eternal Nofap, for the remaining 7 days of 2018, through January and February of 2019, and beyond? If yes, then as soon as the clock strikes midnight in your locale, pledge to never indulge in self release again. Pledge to retain your seed, your life essence, and see it done!

God be with you, anons. +

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I'm already on a 5 day streak but ight eskitit

I wanna stop jacking off so bad but tfw no willpower. maybe this time will be different

Some inspirational historical events to have occurred on December 25th, or Christmas, throughout the ages:

>A temple for Sol Invictus is dedicated in Rome by Emperor Aurelian. (274)
>Roman Emperor Constantine the Great elevates his youngest son Constans to the rank of Caesar. (333)
>First documentary sign of Christmas celebration in Rome. (336)
>Clovis I, king of the Franks, is baptized into the Catholic faith at Reims, by Saint Remigius. (508)
>Augustine of Canterbury and his fellow-labourers baptise in Kent more than 10,000 Anglo-Saxons. (597)
>The Coronation of Charlemagne as Holy Roman Emperor, in Rome. (800)
>The foundation of the Kingdom of Hungary: Hungary is established as a Christian kingdom by Stephen I of Hungary. (1000)
>William the Conqueror, Duke of Normandy is crowned king of England, at Westminster Abbey, London. (1066)
>Baldwin of Boulogne is crowned the first King of Jerusalem in the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem. (1100)

God be with you, fellow Nofapstronauts.

whats your record champ

Continuing with some lesser, yet still inspirational, historical events also occurring on this same day:

>Sweyn Forkbeard takes control of the Danelaw and is proclaimed king of England. (1013)
>Coronation of Mieszko II Lambert as king of Poland. (1025)
>Coronation of Boleslaw II the Generous as king of Poland. (1076)
>Count Roger II of Sicily is crowned the first king of Sicily. (1130)
>Eleven-year-old John IV Laskaris of the restored Eastern Roman Empire is deposed and blinded by orders of his co-ruler Michael VIII Palaiologos. (1261)
>The carrack Santa Maria, commanded by Christopher Columbus, runs onto a reef off Haiti due to an improper watch. (1492)
>Pope Pius IV is elected. (1559)
>George Washington and the Continental Army cross the Delaware River at night to attack Hessian forces serving Great Britain at Trenton, New Jersey, the next day. (1776)
>ev. Samuel Marsden holds the first Christian service on land in New Zealand at Rangihoua Bay. (1814)
>The Great Jamaican Slave Revolt begins; up to 20% of the island's slaves mobilize in an ultimately unsuccessful fight for freedom. (1831)
>Second Seminole War: American general Zachary Taylor leads 1100 troops against the Seminoles at the Battle of Lake Okeechobee. (1837)
>Pardons for ex-Confederates:United States President Andrew Johnson grants an unconditional pardon to all Confederate veterans. (1868)

Great to hear, brother. Keep it up! +

Ask for strength you lack, my brother. Ask for it and pray for it, and it will come.

thank you robot
i pledge
just returned from Pasterka, it was my first time in church since like 2016.
i had enough of hedonism and avoiding repsonsibility. fuck this. i want to channel my inner energy through christianity, i have to return to the roots just like dostojewski

fuck trannies

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*it has been first time when i attended church since 2016

what is more, i am planning on visiting it more often. my father is extremely gluttonous and he never taught me to cherish my culture, especially on this local level. i am glad he got me into literature a bit, because its probably the most powerful art form ever invented and top-tier book can enrich person totally, but he never got me into any kind of commitment or something. but i want to change it.

God bless you, Polanon. Maybe you and your staunch Catholic country can rescue Europe once more, just as it did in the Battle of Vienna.

got any good book recs?

The Ignatius Press Catholic Bible.

cool. when was it written

I pledge user

My seed shall be preserved untill i die

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21 y/o bloomer reporting in. Currenty on day 10. I pledge

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desu I might be thinking about this. I think I'm not meant for relationships and my faps tend to be just ridding of a lustful burden (I don't even enjoy them much and I finish in 30 seconds or less)

I think that my lust may make me view women as sexual goals and not as fellow humans and so it tarnishes my own humanity.

Perchance I will not fap anymore.

Anyway here is a piece of art that I really like that shows some virtue of celibacy.

Georges Rochegrosse
The Knight of the Flowers

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already a month in.

ez pz

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I heard somewhere that you can't understand the bible unless you also read the church fathers. is this true?

I will try my best user.
I hope that through the intercession of Our Lord and Mary, Mother of God, that I may remain pure and undefiled for the rest of my days.
God bless.

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More that you cannot understand the Early Church without reading the Fathers, in my opinion.
You'll get a lot of prots saying the Catholic Church invented certain teachings, but reading the Fathers shows that what the Church teaches has always been believed (e.g Mass is mentioned by Justin Martyr, infant baptism is debated but supported in the early church, real presence is believed but I cnanot remember who wrote about it, maybe Justin again).

There's a lot about the Bible that will be confusing and mysterious to people who have no background knowledge, which is why the Catholic Church operates the way it does and always has done, as an intermediary between Scripture and follower.

Good luck to you, blessed user. We are all pilgrims, holy warriors. We can purge this world of evil and degeneracy one person at a time, starting with ourselves. Once we have mastered the art of restraint and chastity, the world is ours to conquer and cleanse in the name of Christ the King!

interesting. I was raised pentecostal/non-denominational so unfortunately I didn't learn very much at all as a young kid in the way of scripture/biblical philosophy and mostly just went because I was afraid of hell. Eventually did the base level rationalizing out of it and became agnostic/atheist

Very well.
I shall take the Eternal Nofap pledge.

>Eventually did the base level rationalizing out of it and became agnostic/atheist

Seems to be the way most Protestants end up going, or their children.

Yeah without formal theological education people just cave to their passions.

>tfw this is just some christfag trying to get robots to not come anymore except for pregnancy
>tfw it's because he's a schizo who thinks that this is what god wants him to do.
leave this board in peace you repressed faggot

I pledge user

desu when your theology is 'do whatever makes you feel good' and 'just say I accept jesus and you can nver do anything that won't lose your salvation', I don't expect much else.

You know what, I'll do it

Or rather, I will try

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Hello my Hebrew friend.

Good men. +

Ahaha, yeah. True that.

Do it user, you shan't regret it!

I am taking the pledge lets do this boys.

I pledge, user.
Nofap, here I go.

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To The Eternal No Fap!

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Sounds interesting. I'll do it.

Be blessed.

Thank you user for your posts, these were pretty cool.

I want to do it OP no more fap for me
But can i have sex with escorts?

Yes, as long as they are biological human females. All sex with women is generally transactional in some sense or another anyhow.

Thanks, user. God bless you. +

Of course it would be with biological females OP thick real females
Im in OP im going to get fit also
LETS DO THIS SHIT
God will help us

I jacked off twice, nearly 3 times today
Bring it on, I will overcome this foul addiction

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no orgasms or wet dreams since 31 october but i have fapped since then. fuck it i might as well give that up too. i'm just worried that if i stop fapping completely i won't know what to do with a qt that wants to have sex with me, should the gods ever permit that to happen.

>Yes, as long as they are biological human females. All sex with women is generally transactional in some sense or another anyhow.
well fuck it you're clearly not serious about self-improvement if you suggest sex with hookers OP. and i thought you actually were honorable. prostitution is a warped representation of sex because it's guaranteed if you have the money whereas even though you need to spend money to fuck you're not guaranteed with a non-whore.

I didn't recommend it or say it was ideal, but it does not break nofap in any technical sense, you're still having sex with a biological human female so, technically you're good.

I would argue almost every girl is a whore, these days at least, and odds are this has always been the case. So whatever way you go about getting sex, is up to the individual we all have different strengths and weaknesses when it comes to sexual conquest.

Edging breaks nofap, pal. A single stroke of an erect penis with the intent of causing sexual pleasure breaks nofap, start over. +

lmao at that bullshit, im gonna fap twice as much now

Protip:no fap is not the answer, but you'd already know that if you had triple digit iq

>I would argue almost every girl is a whore
nope. most women are unfaithful and sexually liberated and believe that they should not choose a man permanently but instead fuck whoever they want. that doesn't automatically make them whores. a whore is someone you associate with through an agreement over a stipulated amount of money. the difference is that the whore almost never turns you away if you have the money, whereas a "loose" girl (but not a literal whore) may do that if she gets a call from brad or chad. so sex with a whore is not an achievement whatsoever. prostitution is even more meaningless now since nobody waits until marriage to have sex, meaning that a man doesn't need a whore to learn about sex thanks to the frankness of talking about it, sex therapy, and widespread porn. if you're going to fight against degeneracy why not include resisting prostitutes as well?

Im the user who asked about the escorts
I was just asking dude chill i do that like one time every 3 or 4 months
>prostitution is even more meaningless now since nobody waits until marriage to have sex, meaning that a man doesn't need a whore to learn about sex thanks to the frankness of talking about it
You dont learn about sex "talking" the only real way to learn its by doing it
For most people this is pretty easy but thats not the case if we are talking about the average robot
>if you're going to fight against degeneracy why not include resisting prostitutes as well?
Thats a good point at least in my case i will do that
But for now i want to stop masturbating
Sorry if my english is bad

If nofap is good for you, then do it. I do not find it as something that burdens me, however. My creativity and motivation are on point regardless of sexual release a vast majority of the time.