Finally lost virginity

>finally lost virginity
>she's a fat fuck, but I just don't care anymore
See you later faggots, it's been a good run.

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Based and clownpepepilled

what does sex feel like

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>tfw unirronically lost my virginity to a hamplanet also
I was desperate but also fat

DING DING DING

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desperate pig sex doesn’t count unless you’re an unironic chubby chaser, losers

like masterbaiting but better
good job user losing the v no matter how is still losing the v

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Good but overrated. Its STR vs DEX in the bedroom.

>STR vs DEX
Explain to a 25 year old virgin please.

It'll never compare to sex with someone you actually love and have a mutual connection with.

Gay and bluepilled

Sex isn't good if its not with someone you actually care about. The only girl I've ever gotten enjoyed sex with is my sister. I literally couldn't stay hard with anyone else.

Enjoy not being able to tell your gf and living a lie with her (if you're lucky enough to even find someone and haven't overplayed your hand assuming you can't only get fat girls).

RPG stats, I doubt you are a virgin

Depends. It can be really loving and intimate and make you feel just happy or it can be like degenerate and disgusting. I've only had that "wtf why was I turned on by that" feeling a few times after sex but all those times the sex was fantastic and disgusting.

Good job OP, any port in the storm.

wh-why'd you do that, user?

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This guy is an idiot OP. Don't listen to him.

Of course you should aim high, but there's no shame in the game.

Lost my virginity at 16 and still here

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Like bags of sand

Feels like ego validation.
The actual act doesn't feel that much greater than masturbation, but the fact that a girl likes you enough for you to put you dick inside her feels pretty amazing desu senpai

like bags of sand

>The actual act doesn't feel that much greater than masturbation
You're either circumcised or you're doing it wrong.
OR you're a porn shill.

FUCK

salty coins and sandbags

Did you at least love her? Sex should only be had with someone you genuinely love and wish to stay together with, user.

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I will never fuck an unattractive girl despite me being a virgin still at 21. Being a virgin is less of a shame than reducing myself to fucking someone I don't care about. Infact being a virgin in the modern day is a total meme due to how easy it is to get pussy. If you're some kind of incel you are truly a massive faggot

have you ever opened a pickle jar with your feet?

It's physically no different from fucking a pocket pussy.

This, the physical sensation is very nice but it really isn't so much better/different than a well-lubed hand. The mental and emotional aspects are what change the game.

I know they’re RPG stats, I’m asking to explain what you meant by strength in dexterity when it relates to sexual intercourse. And I have literally never seen a woman’s vagina, please don’t humiliate me even further.

You try to pound the pusi as hard as you can
She tries to teleport behind you and unzip your dick

Lol fuck off fagget, anyone can fuck a hambeast.

i dont know

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Fag

Feels like the inside of your cheek, you know, warm smooth and kind of wet
But on your penis

Its alright