You gotta feel for this guy. Watch his old vids he was bragging about how he was gonna make it big as a Hollywood star. Other than a few small roles and some commercials he didn't get much work.
Now his latest vids, you can see a man who has only recently realized his life and his dreams were a lie. He says he was getting sleep apnea and other health problems. He tried to have a kid, and he learns he's infertile. He sees other guys like Rich Pianna fall over dead just a few years older than him. He sees that the biggest Fitness Youtuber is Jeff Cavalier, who is nowhere near the biggest guy ever. He sees dumb kids get thousands for just playing fortnite.
So now he's almost 50 with nowhere to go, and not much to show for it, and he's still stuck on Youtube.
The key to being a successful muscle man isn’t being big, it’s being aesthetic. Kali unironically looks like shit. People only liked piana because he was insane and extremely charismatic.
Joshua Russell
>it’s being aesthetic.
My lil bro says he looks like a black cloud.
Jaxon Johnson
What do you expect though? Don’t get me wrong it’s sad, but he should have seen it coming. He’s still doing pretty well considering he doesn’t need a real job. But I mean anons here need to appl this to themselves. Getting fit is good and will definitely help them, by it will mean nothing if they don’t develop their personality and really work on themselves.
Liam Nguyen
>being aesthetic. Kali unironically looks like shit.
Do you think Jeff Cavalier looks aestetic?
Zachary Parker
fpbp. Normies getting into fitness only follow the routines of people they want to look like, and nobody wants to look like kali. Also Jeff actually gives good advice. The only reason Kali had his 2 seconds of fame is because he looks so unbelievably ridiculous.
Christopher Bennett
This. You can't fake charisma when your nips are too shy to maintain eye contact.
Carson Rogers
>you gotta feel for a roidfag liar yeah, no, fuck off with this e-celeb shit
Colton Flores
>extremely charismatic. Eh, he just hustled. He had a fuck ugly build and knew how to play off of his look. He was an actor who was more then willing to throw fucking everyone under the bus had no scruples and knew that he was fucking over the idiots who listened to him, dud actually called the people idiot kids, and didn't really know anything about business really. He sold himself well.
Cali? He didn't know shit. He didn't have a hook or group to sell himself too. He was just a big funny swole dude and he never learned how to capitalize on it.
Dude should have just got in with the anime and video game playing black dudes, latinos, and hipster white dudes and started talking about getting swole watching anime video games etc etc. Big fucking group there.
Isaiah White
>liar
He's never lied.
Ayden Green
>He didn't have a hook or group to sell himself too.
Well, the angle he wnet for was Ex-con who got big. Sold himself as a motivational speaker, and as someone who turned his life around.
Tyler Richardson
jesus christ imagine being in prison with kali
Tyler Fisher
So a man who made more than 5 mill is not successful?
Arnold has magic charisma though, and he looks like some kind of statue brought to life.
Lucas Jones
His reason why he’s natty is beyond mentally retarded: “I was big BEFORE prison” as if that means he couldn’t have gotten on gear before going. Apparently prison is the only place you can start using steroids. I mean yeah I think he SHOULD be happy with how he’s done, but sometimes you really just want your dream. I’m sure when he gets sad and wipes his tears with stacks of hundreds he suddenly feels better
Matthew Evans
I don't feel the slightest bit bad for him. The guy is some criminal nobody who lifted a bit. That's it. He's just famous from some Dom Mazetti video, bug whoop.
Brandon Turner
Arnold was the best top manwhore in hollywood and had a second sense on which rolls would work for him. Til most of the 80's. Goddamn.
Dominic Davis
Since it’s being mentioned in here a lot between Jeff and Arnold, how does one really develop charisma? Is it just a matter of going out and socializing until you completely filter out the autistic and up charismatic tendencies?
Hudson Roberts
No shit.
I have a hard time feeling sad for the guy. He wasted an incredible amount of opportunities. He got a football scholarship to some nice school and threw it away because he wanted to strong arm rob some random guy.
>but, but, he needed to eat :( Nigga, that's what foodbanks are for.
Kali is an 85 iq dumb nigger who spent the better part of his youth trying to be a dumb thug drug dealer.
All he has going for him are his muscles (which speak more to his willingness to subject his body to massive amounts of PEDs than anything else) and his calisthenics (which are admittedly pretty cool).
He made a rap video. It sucked.
He tried to become an MMA fighter at 42 with no prior experience. Predictably, it went nowhere.
He has no discernable skills outside of weightlifting/bodybuilding.
He can put on the nice guy act for a while but invariably it'll slip and he'll go full dumb nigger thug, threatening bodily harm to people who leave him mean youtube comments.
He's gotten exactly what he deserves.
Nathan James
Yiu really think that dumbass nigga has access to 5m? He's getting rinsed by someone smarter than him, guaranteed.
Oliver Collins
claimed natty he's a fucking liar trying to make money off of misinformed teenagers
Zachary Young
My asshole hurts just thinking about it.
Andrew Thompson
>and writer
I wasn't aware that hiring some guy off craigslist to ghostwrite your memoirs made you a writer.
Colton Price
>He tried to become an MMA fighter at 42 with no prior experience. Predictably, it went nowhere.
Woah, I forgot about that. He literaly has the wrong body for that. He's too big and slow. Plus he was way too old to even begin that shit. Notice none of the MMA guys are these massive hulking body builders.
Jayden Gonzalez
>Arnold was the best top manwhore in hollywood
You mean he took it up the ass.
Charles Hughes
A lot of older content creators view Youtube as a stepping stone to mainstream fame, not understanding that it is actually a parallel community and everyone who went from Youtube to Hollywood failed. I can understand his displeasure but he's really in as good a place and one can hope for, with proper planning. Youtube fame lasts 5 years tops and you better hope you saved up while the cash was rolling in.
never did. His denials have always been hyper-specific. He says he never did steroids in prison. That's it. And that's likely true. Never said anything about anything after prison.
Of course he's a roid monster.
Zachary Ortiz
Is it possible for a black guy to be racist towards other blacks? This is basically black face tier offensive.
>that Jamacian accent lasts like 3 seconds
Jose Gomez
It's just ramen and tuna brah
Josiah Torres
Dude why don’t you fucking marry him. He said “oh I’m natty because I was big before prison” that’s literally him implying that he has genetics to be as big as he is. You’re gonna come back with more cope bullshit, so this ends here. But just face the facts.
Ryan Mitchell
I'm actually subbed to Kali but I've only watched like 5% of his vids. Please post more of his insane and stupid vids. This is entertaining as hell.
Isaac Young
Yeah true but you mentioned not being able to talk.
Henry Lee
What are your thoughts on Hyphy-Mud and Hyphy-aminos?
dude needs to make hyphy protein & hyphy energy bars & he'll be set his hyphy youtube vids did well, but nobody wants to buy aminos & pre lol he should just sell snack bars labelled as "hypyh energy bars" & "hypyh protein bars" & he should make bank off that also should invest in a bigger marketing team for his products
Josiah Richardson
Yeah. Should go full jokey with it and get full into the swole bodybuilder thing. Look at terry crews. He's more clean cut and articulate, BUT he went for the swole dude thing and it worked.
Actually have stuff that will help people get fit in the gym and openly talk about or have people who know what they are talking about talk about steroids and the like.
Cooper Parker
>dude needs to make hyphy protein
Thought that's what Hyphy aminos was?
Mason Richardson
Terry is also an actor, and plays the big muscle guy who's actually goofy.
William Miller
Didnt this faggot waste most of his life in prison? I'd say making it as a relatively successful youtuber is more than he deserves
Michael Brooks
fuck off cunt still earning more than average cunt on minimum wage fucking cunt fuck you you dyel cuck hurr durr anybody feel sorry for thiss dood fuck off cunt i'll shoot your dog
Jason Stewart
Jeff isn’t a fucking actor, he is a trainer.
Kevin Jackson
Kali never went to prison. It was a lie
David Sullivan
>Kali never went to prison. It was a lie
???
Camden Davis
Possibly, but for a lazy brainlet like myself, I'm too ignorant to know what "aminos" means and I'm too lazy to research it, so I never give it a second thought. Imagine if Kali was the face of a "SUPER MUSCLE PROTEIN POWDER SECRET MIX 100% MUSCLE BUILDER" product, shit would go huge lol
Asher Thomas
>feeling bad for retarded mouthbreathing nigger >thinks blasting roids is more important than actual knowledge when it comes to fitness youtubers Kill yourself skelly/fat fuck ngmi
Zachary Perry
Piano man was a walking living breathing meme. He was just a really cool dude who had evertthing most men want in surplus: big muscles, big bank account, big house, big natty crew, big tittied gf, big watch, big line of fans eager to meet him at expos. Sure he was full of shit sometimes, but you knew when he was being real and to this day he remains one of the most beloved people in youtube fitness.
Nicholas Brooks
Imagine waking up at 50 and realizing your life was a lie.
Kali can't even become a fitness trainer. He's said no one wants to hire the massive dude since they think that you're gonna work them to death, or try to turn them massive like him.
Carson Watson
Such is the life of a bodybuilder Vanity has its downsides
Lincoln Peterson
>Kali can't even become a fitness trainer. He's said no one wants to hire the massive dude since they think that you're gonna work them to death, or try to turn them massive like him. Why not just go after guys who have developed body dismorphia but don't know enough to make it
the key to being a successful muscle man these days is to be a good memer and/or become a meme. i.e. Rich Piana.
Andrew Perez
>. He tried to have a kid, and he learns he's infertile. Maybe don't abuse steroids?
Jaxon Garcia
The thing with Piana is he had worth past the "meme". Rich was doing what he loved and was real, people respect him for that. People want to hear him talk. Now Kali may have had some popularity a couple years back, but now the state of his channel is absolutely embarrassing. I almost feel bad for the guy.
>Now Kali may have had some popularity a couple years back, but now the state of his channel is absolutely embarrassing. I almost feel bad for the guy.
He more or less admits he's just about making money, and is clearly chasing trends like fortnite. He's got that hustlin thug nigga mindset.
Jonathan Sullivan
Props to him I guess. Most of his videos are sub 50k views, with a 100k+ video every month or so. Maybe I just don't have the hustlin nigga mindset, cause damn those stats would discourage me.
That's why he never made it big, and never will. If you run for pennies, pennies are all you'll ever get.
Christopher Phillips
I said he had the hustlin nigga mindset, I didn't say he was actually any good at it.
He kinda ran out of things to talk about (he lacks education on fitness or anything else), and he's just chasing random trends that aren't working out. He is trying to chase fortnite as a trend, but no one joined his channel to watch this old ass nigga play a video game. They joined to watch him do bodybuilding. Trying to redefine your youtube career after a decade is dumb. Yeah, some kids making millions streaming games, but you're not them. Everyone has their niche.
Ian Green
>Watch his old vids he was bragging about how he was gonna make it big as a Hollywood star G4P to get his juice
> He's a typical dumb nigger with no ability to think ahead. This is literally the same story of every nigger like him who grows up wanting to be a rapper or a basketball player and does nothing brag about how good they are and then life hits them like a ton of bricks when they realize they have nothing to show. At least he made a YouTube career for himself.
Austin Wilson
I don't think he's a bad guy per se, but he is dumb.
Mason Phillips
I hope he dies next, deserve what he gets.
Caleb Ramirez
Did a 10 year old write that blurb?
Owen Reed
He's got ambition, but lacks the capacity or willingness to improve to back it up. If he wasn't a complete idiot, he'd have made it by now. Taken acting lessons, articulation and dictation lessons, basic education, he's had the money and all the time in the fucking world and he's proven to have the perseverance.
So why hasn't he?
Dominic Brown
Net Worth isn't what you have in the bank. It's the sum total of all your savings, businesses, property and holdings. Considering all Kalis, projects and all the flashy nog shit he buys, I'd be surprised if he even has 1 million in the bank.
Angel Thompson
He supoposedly has a 10K habit. Nigga probably in debt. Don't think he's making much youtube money. Got a house and wife too.
Daniel Lopez
lol
Austin Nguyen
Imagine feeling bad for a criminal who lies to people about being natty so he can sell supplements/books. Imagine feeling sorry for him experiencing the side effects of abusing gear his entire adult life. Not my fucking problem. He should've known better than doing that The only person you should be feeling sorry for is yourself for being lied to and manipulated by the fitness idiots
>imagine not knowing kali muscle is joking when he claims natty.
Lincoln Ross
>be me >massive muscle bound nog >famous on YouTube >worth over five mil >will never have to work another day in my life >can get paid to exist and film myself working out and being a dork >realize that some borderline autistic losers on a Mongolian crab fishing forum think I’m a loser because my mma career went nowhere >thankful for the free promotion and sad that there are actually losers like this in the world
Some of you guys are bitter jealous pathetic faggotinos
It only comes naturally. At least for me it does. If I could spare some (and I do) I give you some. I'm not good looking, I'm getting fit and I'm a bit older than most of you.
You could come out of what ever shell is holding you down but the brand of charisma I share with some is natural.
Protip: having a large vocabulary and an imagination to go with, gets you quite far.
>mongolian crab fishing forum >tfw you realise they'd be less autistic and seething than Jow Forums
David Barnes
Don’t listen to this boomer faggot. Go get a sales job. These are good because you are essentially getting paid to be charismatic. More charisma = more money.
This is why only asians and europeans are net positives to the american economy. He's not joking when he says he's infertile. He's a liar and a criminal.
Why can't cops shoot them? They destroyed a fucking police car, that's an attack
Jason Lopez
Your world view is small. The extremists are well bat shit crazy a getting attention in the media because everyone wants their opinions validated.
...the bottom line is money not what color you are. Be it arab, chink, mick, spic, whatever, plenty in any group have more than enough money to live better than most of us. How they make money, well that's another story filled with questionable morals and such.
Christopher Wood
underrated
Brody Flores
Kali "just Ramen and tuna" Muscle is one of the worst offenders out there with the "why you worried what the next man is doing/you just need to work harder" bit when people call him out for roids. So for that alone I could never feel sorry for him.
Noah Flores
Or any job that forces you to get people to like you. I started working as a teacher at a private school and now I have loads of charisma with kids (if they don't like me, I get canned. It really is that simple).