How fucking PISSED would you be if you found out the girl you're dating was an actual vampire?

I mean if she had kept it a secret and you just had no idea. But then she just springs it on you one day..

Would that be a dealbreaker for you?

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Why would that piss me off? What kind of vamparism? Does she have to SUCC me?

Probably, she sounds unstable

No, beats all the would-be vampires I've dated.

implying i don't want a vampire gf with cute fang who can turn me into a vampire too so we can spend an eternity together cuddling in a dark room

But user... why would this suprise you? All women ARE vampires. Emotional, mental, and financial vampires.

If she was hot enough I might overlook it. Even than our offspring must not get the vamp gene

Not if she would turn me into a vampire too so we can stalk the night together.

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I would be very pissed.
Kisses that she didn't tell me sooner. We'd travel all corners of the world killing people and having blood soaked sex on their mangled corpses

*pissed that she
Fuck off auto correct

Like actual sleeps in a coffin burns in the daylight vampire or the shitty goth/emo offshoot of faggots who ruin their diets by drinking blood. In the first case I go shopping with her for sunhats and parasols And a neck cone so I don't get converted during sex or something. If it's the latter I break up with her on the spot for managing to be more retarded then vegans.

No, I would actually ask her if she could make me one depending on the TOS

If it was a good relationshit maybe she could bite me and we could be immortal together?

I would still love her. I would try to get her to feed on animals

not pissed. potentially a negative amount of pissed

I would tickle her until she vampisses herself

I wouldn't be upset at all

But she would have to be purged.

>tfw ywn let your vampire gf take swigs of blood from you, knowing that she loves you and won't hurt you.
>tfw ywn feel her lick your neck and lightly bite you, preparing to feed as you both lay in bed together

>user I-I'm a vampire
>k, can you make me immortal so we can bang for like ten thousand years and make a shitload of vampire babies
I'd make a great vampire dad

I would be happy because I have a gf
Vampire or not thats all I would care about

>Vampires
>Having babies
A-user I don't think that's how that works.

>Have you heard the word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ
Vampires can too be children of the lord

It would be very intimate to let her drink my blood.

Why would i not want a vampire gf?
what specific type of vampire?

>I would be happy because I have a gf
This

No, ask her to turn me into a vampire right then and there.

I'd be pretty enthusiastic about that, especially if she was able to make me a vampire too

Women are vampires anyway. That shit is exhausting.