*sits across from you*

I say "buzz off, twat"

>trivia
I was thinking about this ive seen a couple meetups not too far that do it. I also think hiking could be fun, i mostly hope i could meet a girl or friend in those

Do it senpai. I used to be a really bad shut in NEET from age 21-23 I only really started going outside regularly once I turned 24. I have made a few friends there. I have been playing trivia with this one Uni chem professor for a year same with this once Prison psychologist

>uni chem
>psych
Wow, you must be pretty bright yourself, good for you

>huh kid

NO ONE RESPECTS ME

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lol no I am a dumb ass 27 year old. We just get lots of academics in the group because they get a job at the college and dont know anyone. I go to trivia because I like a mile away from the bar its held at

say "yup", that really pulls the ladies in user

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o god no....

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>kid?
I am at least a decade older than you. Don't you have your fuccboi boyfriend to spend time with?

Sorry, miss prostitute. I don't have any money on me. You can move on to the next guy.

Do you ever spend any time with the friends you made three outside of meetups? I met this one guy who is pretty chill, but his nose pores leak to much fluid so to the point it can for a drop, i try not to be mean but i think its too distracting for me to try to be his friend?

Man you are pretty. Im broke.... Would you buy me a drink? (Not really broke but would lie to tease her and star working my game from there. Lmao what are you virgin OP?)

Not just on christmas eve.

Not really. The trivia meetups are every other week and there may be a movie night or a board game night thrown in at random

Leave nonchalantly.
Beat off to what could've been.
>Complain on Jow Forums.

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Ill do it, i may get the label of quiet guy though. Still worth it, i think, i can really "click" with certain people, rare unfortunately. What do you think about the nose thing? Could you ignore it?

>the canon answer
But let the boys dream, Grinch.

I don't know it sounds like a really shitty medical condition. I was pretty quiet my first few meetings myself. I am a very reserved guy until I have know people for a month or so

It's just like any other day for me.

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Dont call me kid sweetheart, whats your name?

nonchalantly he corssleggeds
>Jow Forums bbc
I post the cock music for you finnish bastards TO GET OFF MY BACK EVER COULD

>synth for 7&8

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>Beat off to what could've been
Hurts, don't it?
>at library
>cute AF girl comes in
>we stare at each other
>i look away cus muh tism
>she disappears in the stacks
>im sitting isolated in front of some obscure reference books no one reads
>forget about gurl as my heart rate starts to decline again
BOOM
>she rounds the corner of the book shelf
>im sitting in a chair about 8 feet behind the shelf
>she sqauts down in front of me pretending to "look for something"
>she mustve felt so dumb
>my fungers are gripping the arm rests, im taking in every inch of her gorgeous body trying to think of something to say
>she had a Slayer and Skrillex patch on her bag, i wanted to comment but i just couldnt
>she got up maybe like 20 whole seconds and walked away
>that was like 4 or 5 years ago and it still hurts
>im dealing with a similar one now...

Even if I knew the correct move, assburgers/high functioning autism would find a way to screw things up. Damn, she looks good though.

gorgeous enthrall

big black cock for all

cock music fortells the fall you retard bitch

piss

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Move on as I've given up on life.

GIVE UP AND LISTEN TO IT

YOU WILL hear it stay up evening thru night for the sound its in your speaker the wire in it manufactured precision

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It's Christmas day you bitch

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WOOPS MEANT TO POST THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=wMLrZf0wGk8&t=1s

POPPIN COCK WITH MOMMA
COCK MUSIC THREAD

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This seems the most likely .

actually my boyfriend is in the bathroom bitch move out!

That blank stare, she's either high or stupid.
She looks good but I'd rather pass than smash. I'm not about autistic kids.

Knowing me
>Alone, huh?
>Alone enough to get you to come here
>so what's the plan?
Or
>Social Link Discovered
>I'm out of water, want some?

Literally ask her to buy you a beer. That's a tease, after all she got close first, she gets to do the chasing. Easy fuck.

>''Seems we're alone together, hot trot.''
Checked, however.

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Walk away. This looks like a pretty girl tourist scam.

Unironically

>you too?

d d d
deflect
deny
depart

flip that fucking table and call 911
that bitch wants my kindeys dont she

>she had a Slayer and Skrillex patch on her bag, i wanted to comment but i just couldnt

lmao

oh geez botox freezing your face on christmas must suck

"Don't call me kid. Whad'ya want?"

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MUAERRY SHCIFFSCHAFF

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as usual,

START FARTING

>sneak to the toilett
>fap
>pay my stuff and head back to home

>Wants my kidneys
KEK that shit would literally happen with my luck

Literally everyone on this site is old.

>So are you retard.

>Fuck off roasty. I don't do cuffing season.

"Yeah, I am. Are you alone too?"

"no shit you fuckin bich, you come to humiliate me?"

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I'm not giving you the dick.You gotta beg for it.

the correct move would be waking up

>"I-I-I-I-am.... wa-waiting someone"
>Look to the windows outside and pretend she don't exist

Can we fucking stop with these zoomer threads already? God fucking damn

>"THOT BEGONE"
>*punches her in the face*

Dunno, adults who don't have to work the next day?

heh, not anymore
what are you doing out here so late at night?

having an attractive woman approach you all year calling you kid sounds really weird. not that id dislike it.

i miss this guy
oregano

she probably wants my organs so i would leave

>huh kid?
why are you calling me a kid, we probably have the same age lol

c-can i see your neck?

*frown and leave*

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theres a few robot aged fags

I'd be too afraid of other christmas drunk drivers

someone who is lonely.

>getting roast for christmas instead of coal
jesus christ santa i'm sorry

Say "yes" in your most confident and un-beta voice and tone.

Hi, bitch! Bye, bitch! Where's my money, bitch? Gtfo! Reeeeeeeee!