What’s the secret to age well?

Money doesnt make up for having no height

Hell, I would rather be 10/10 but poor as dirt than the filthiest richest person on the planet but a midget.

children's blood

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Maybe working out and a hair transplant?

>You just know they have the numbers of some of the best surgeons and anti aging specialists
There is no surgery, or """""anti aging specialist"""" who can do fucking anything and anyone who buys into that bullshit is a complete fucking moron, and that goes for botox as well because let me fucking tell you I dont know a single woman who had any level of botox which looked good in the long run. Meanwhile iv seen danish women in their 60s who look like they are 30 and do NOTHING for their faces but stock standard moisteners that all women everywhere do.

After accounting for sun damage and smoking how old you look is entirely genetic. There is nothing anyone can offer you to prevent you getting old.

I don't know wether to agree or disagree with you user.

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>Hell, I would rather be 10/10 but poor as dirt than the filthiest richest person on the planet but a midget.

Not a midget, you lack the ability to fathom the lifestyle being 'filthy' rich can provide you.

That's not true.

There's no way in hell that's a real vial of that evil shit. Besides, they're using stem cells and have all of the free aborted babies and baby foreskins they'll ever need to use.

In Tom Cruise's case, probably genetics. He's supposedly 20 in the left pic but looks like 15 year old high schooler.

Either bait or retarded

>when will they learn

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just because you don't have access to it dosen't mean it dosen't exist. Hell gene therapy was science fiction 10 years ago even though most of the research we have on it started in the late 90's. We've known you could lengthen telomeres from just lifestyle changes but that wasn't really public knowledge until 4 years ago. We even have drugs that can reverse coronary disease. That are just now in clinical trials but have existed for more than a decade. There's so much shit that's behind red tape in just health care alone it boggles the mind about the shit we don't know about.

definitely adrenochrome injections
toddler blood transfusions
foreskin facial treatments
hollywood is fucked in the head

I think weŗe not that far from a new breed of genetic elite, children that the wealthy will enhance to win at life making inequality gap unthinkable for 'genelet' class to overcome.

Photoshop, cherrypicked lighting, hair dye, having a full team of paid professionals to keep your skin at its best possible shape, a professional level of fitness assisted by Hollywood MDs etc etc.

Why're you worrying about it anyway? Just focus on not dying in the next 20-30 years, that's about how far away we are from having this shit sorted.

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Sorta everyone who can afford to do is going to and say they didnt. In 25 years itll be rent, grocery, insurance, utilities, and gene therapy. With cost restrictions on the more desirable ones HGH, female fertility, male pattern baldness, deactivating sequences that cause hyper response to dietary fat (why cholesterol and heart disease are correlated but not directly affecting each other), dick size, neuroplasticity epigenetic stuff. The stuff the normal person will probably be able to afford will be like snake oil or diabetes prevention, antitasax and other birth defect prevention but not things that will affect their generation.

Mac Culkin has said on Twitter that Rami Malek eats babies, and I am inclined to believe him.

Stress management mostly, diet, excercise.

money leads to higher test, higher test leads to youthfulness
height is a bad meme. unless you're like 6'3 it doesn't exactly give you an advantage

wtf where did you found it

this. you can be absolutely stinking rich but no amount of money can take away that feeling you get when your own wife mogs you in heels. no fucking amount.

Sunscreen.

hello manlet.

Malek just looks like he eats babies. He's a dork.

really, this

>t. 6 ft "tall"

If he was 6'3 he'd have 630M

And if he was 5'11 he would have 5110M
cope harder lanklet

Ha
That was funny ;)

No but all the fucking will

Stop being a beta virgin

hahaha lanklet cope

>What’s the secret of oldfags who look 20 years younger than they really are?
Immortality

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You only become really, really thirsty for 6'3-ish height when you're lacking pathetically in other areas, i.e. face, frame, grooming, body, etc. I would love to be 6'3 instead of 5'10 and admit 6'3 is unequivocally superior, but I'm a well groomed handsome pretty boy with a good neck, broad shoulders, v taper, good style, etc. so I don't obsessively thirst over that 6'3.

we get it, you're short.

You have to get injections every 6 months though

face is so much more important than height, height is COPE especially because so many tall men have lanklet frames and deformed faces

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Completely serious: Stop wrinkling your forehead. You can raise your eyebrows without it. Forehead wrinkles age you considerably, and it's easy to avoid.

Other than that, lots of moistuirization, avoid burning (use fake tan if you have to), avoid sugar and stress. Don't be fat.

we get it, you're coping.

i know being a manlet hurts, user. no matter how many replies you post, you'll always be half the man i am. literally and figuratively.

cope

>literally and figuratively
Fucking kek.

this

Good,

I look forward to their genius children over throwing them.

My dad looks great and he has been working out his entire life

He used to be an olympic sailor and he has been wind surfing for about 35 years now
He also goes mountain biking and skiing
He rarely goes to the gym, he hates it

So even though he's under the sun all the time, he looks young and his gf is almost 20 years younger than him

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>Tfw you will never unsee that Tom Cruises fromt tooth is absolutely centred

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If he was as fantastic as you describe him his marriage wouldn’t have fallen apart.

Having a girlfriend 20 years younger than you when you're in your 40s/50s isn't impressive, it's pathetic when you've failed as a husband at that point.

You are 10/10 poor as dirt and you fucking wish you were filthy rich

Isn't he 5'9?

holy shit i knew he was a vampire

Too bad you're both.

Don't smoke or use drugs. That shit ages your skin rapidly.
Wear sunscreen when outside, the sun is almost as ageing as smoking.
Moisturize twice a day. Looking young is mostly about skin care.
Stay thin and work out a lot.
Also hair dye and wigs. Every old guy with lush young looks is dying their hair. Every old guy with thick looking natural hair is wearing a wig. Most of these Hollywood actors have better hairlines now then they did when they were young.

>Hell, I would rather be 10/10 but poor as dirt than the filthiest richest person on the planet
too bad you're neither

Wow, you're a moron.

Look how fucking mad the under 6'0 midgets get when you point out they are genetic failures. Cry all you want but everything you do in life is an attempt to save face on your height and getting mogged by every 6'0+ guy who walks into the room.

Jokes on all of you because im 6'2 and was a millionaire at 30 :^)

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>be a billionaire, life is boring and you get laid only by people who you pay
>be a 10/10, instant model, make millions, get filthy rich, get to fuck ANYONE because they want to
Ye, na, hes right pleb

>health care alone it boggles the mind about the shit we don't know about.
99% of its bullshit hype and the other 1% doesnt work as well as you think. You're a retard falling for medical marketing which is okay because most people fall for our bullshit.

t. major drug rep

>Don't smoke
>Don't do drugs
>Try to keep your alcohol level under control (ideally don't drink, but let's be honest that's not culturally acceptable unless you live in Saudi Arabia)
>Take care of your facial skin (cleanse, exfoliate, moisturize, sunscreen)
>Eat healthy, natural foods and satisfy all your vitamin and antioxidant dietary intakes.
>Fast

Following this should make you age more gracefully than 99% of the population

oldfag (pushing 40 now) that looks at least 5-15 years younger depending on a few factors. I've given this some thought over the years; when I was 18 I literally looked 13/14 face-wise, so a lot is genetics. I really hated looking younger back then, but I sure as hell don't now. However, time does its trick on you wether you want it or not, so you have to be ready if looking younger is what you're after. Leaving genetics aside as the most important factor, there are other things you can control than definitely make you look younger than your pairs.

>body weight.

Being fatter is automatically associated with being older. Having a skinny body when over 30 will most definitely make people think you're younger. Works at any age.

>skin

A fucked up skin, specially in the face, adds a lot fo years to your general looks. Avoiding cigarettes is crucial. A lot of mates that are the same age as I am and have smoked throughout their lives look at least 10 years older than expected. Cigarettes WILL FUCK UP YOUR SKIN. A horrible habit, too.

>alcohol

alcohol dehydrates you and makes you look bad. I'm a borderline alcohol and when I stop for a few days my skin looks a lot better in as little as 48hs. Avoid at all costs if possible, or drink only very sparingly.

>hydration

being hydrated does wonders to your skin and overall looks, also avoids water retention/bloating. So remember to drink more water buddeh.

>Hair

This is tough one, since it's completely genetic. Balding ages you horrendously, while keeping your hair while being older is very deceiving and people will think you're younger than you are. Anyway nowadays you can sell your soul and hop on finasteride and minoxidil so you don't have to bald unless you don't care.

>gray hair

this will happen, gifted genetics or not. Consider dyes. All hollywoodfags have their hair dyed.

TL;DR: genetics>>don't be bald>>don't get fat>>stay hydrated>>don't smoke.

Doesn't fin and minox shrink your dick? I'm 25 and starting to recede at the temples. Would I be overreacting if I started taking anti-balding drugs?

Take my advice with a grain of salt, this is just personal experience. I come from a family with great hair, my grandpa died with a decent head of hair, my dad had perfect hair until he hit his 70s, my brother is 45 and has a perfect hairline. My temples receded a bit aroun 22-23 years of age and stayed there for at least 10-12 years. Then I noticed it receding a bit more, panicked and hopped on fin and min. A couple of years later and my hair has stayed the same, and even regrew a little bit. You know where this is going, right? I regret not having started earlier. Maybe my hair would have stayed the same anyway, but I didn't wanna chance it, I don't have the face to pull off a bald head, some people do. As far as the dick: no, I have noticed no sexual side effects at all. Absolutely 0. That being said, it's still something to consider: there are a few largely uncited studies that establish a correlation between lowered DHT (what fin does) and fertility. Some docs advice quitting it if you're trying to have kids. That is my only concern right now.

so no, it did not shrink my dick.

Another finasteride user here. I have experienced no long term side effects from the drug. My balls did ache for the first few days of using it but that stopped and I haven't had any problems since then.
One thing to remember is that men start having erection problems when they get older anyway, usually around the same time they start balding. 1.5% of finasteride users develop erectile dysfunction, but 1% of the normal population also develop it anyway. So the actual risk is 0.5%.
Another thing to remember is that finasteride does not grow back lost hair, it only prevents you from losing it. If you think you are at risk then get on the drug early.

What the fuck. Be quiet lmao stop talking. Nobody cares

you cant have your cake and eat it too
The kids that looked like adults in high now age fast as well
I looked like a baby in high school so now I still look teenager.
Some people bloom first, other later. Cant have your cake and eat it too

Pretty much. I'm in my late 20s and still look no older than 20

Old fag here, getting to 50 and looking in your 20s isn't actually that tough, I did it. Here are the keys.
>Good hair genes
>Stay out of the sun
>Moisturize
>Maintain a lean weight around 10% bodyfat

I'm now 54 and fucked it up in the last 2 years and look 40s. I fucked up by
>gaining 15lbs, a lot shows in my face
>way too much caffeine and playing around with fasting thinned my hair about 20%

As recently as 2 years ago I was dating girls in their 20s. Yes, they would freak out when they found out how old I am, but I was usually able to close the deal anyway.

Cope. Sounds like someone is mad she hit the wall.

I'm 22 and I haven't drank in a month. It's culturally acceptable if you're still fun to be around without it.

Genetics or plastic surgery. I can guanter every ageless celebrity has had surgery, it's ridiculously rampant now. Start saving up for Botox and facelifts.

>low stress job
>enough free time to exercise to his heart's content
>access to the best trainers, personal chefs, and anti-aging specialists in the world
>plastic surgeons every 2 blocks in downtown LA
>money to pay for it all
>most photos from the Red Carpet or anything like that are airbrushed to hell.
If anything I'm floored that more celebrities aren't aging as well as him or Jared Leto.

it still is science fiction, bub. sorry to break it to you. you're shilling hard for that snake oil rn

i know you think this is a larp

but
constantly donating your blood
think it is as a oil change to get rid of excesses toxins in your blood stream

be a multimillionair x F

You're poor right now and a coping tall guy. I believe that's worse, man.

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All correct answers.

Botox and fillers are miracle drugs when used correctly. Tom is seeing the best dermatologists, so he's getting the best level of treatment.

I dunno if he's ever had a hair transplant - that might explain his "front-draped" look he sometimes sports (to hide hairline work while it heals). In all likelihood he probably just takes finasteride/dutasteride.

The other miracle drug that is the great "secret" to aging well? Sunscreen.

80% of face wrinkles are the result of UVA damage, not gravity, genetics or any other factors. Using a mineral sunscreen slows down the aging process immensely

For what it's worth - for caucasians, I recommend Paula's Choice Resist Sunscreen

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>olympic sailor
>been wind surfing for about 35 years
Look, I really want to believe. But we all know being at the sea for so long fucks your skin, bro.

Here's my tips on how to age well
>don't be a woman
Thats about it really, women age like solid snake while men age like big boss

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this level of cope is just sad

Not where I live (Europe)

Don't delude yourself, Tom Cruise is a statistical outlier. Most guys age like shit too.

Most guys become balding tub of lards after 30.

27 here, people think I'm a teenager and still ask me "so what college do you go to?"

I'm actually not complaining.

botox

>Low stress
This, this and this

okay guys how important is hydration? i got a mate who looks great for his age and he doesn't drink or smoke like the rest of us knobs and says he drink about 3 liters of water a day and i'm suspecting that's the reason why.

do you actually believe this? you're worse than deluded manlets

because they let themselves go to shit. No exercise, bad diet, and drinking. Men do great when they play the long game and continually invest in and take care of themselves

Stay hydrated

exactly

in addition to having good genetics for aging, he also has UNLIMITED CASH for everything you can imagine

every possible cosmetic procedure, pharma grade HGH, personal chef for perfect diet, etc

also, stem cells. that is another thing we don't hear about, but top celebrities who don't age are 100% using a fuck ton of stem cells- watch Joe Rogan with Mel Gibson to learn more about it.

>Money doesnt make up for having no height

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Don’t think people understand how important being stress free is, not just for staying young, but also life expectancy.