Get sick

>get sick
>every woman at work becomes motherly and caring they make me tea and stuff during breaks and tell me to wear warm clothes and stuff

what does that mean are they just being nice or do they like me or what

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they actually like you as a person, and you personality has won the mover.
don't over think it, women specially older ones are kind.

It doesnt mean they like you as a person. You just triggered their maternal instincts. You will know if they like you if they continue to treat you nicely once you get better. Now let femanon rub ur peepee user before ur nap

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Sorry only my waifu is allowed to rub my peepee

Im not going to ask you again user take out ur peepee right now

You just activated mommy mode. They think of you as a child.

you can rub my peepee instead, gay larper user

now i'm demanding it instead of asking, rub my fucking peepee

We love taking care of people. Makes us feel useful. They like who you are enough to want to dote on you.

>we
Why do robots pretend to be women

They know they are worse at their job than males and their presence at the office is only justified if they are a morale booster

you look like a weak beta and trigger their maternal instincts, I have the same issue. they see you as a little boy

robots are sadistic incels who torment eachother who made their own baord shit and blame normies

This. They like you and want you to get better. Don't twist it into them wanting to fuck you tho

There were originally no "incels" on this board you fucking newfag. They all invaded this place when r/incel was destroyed. Nobody ever wanted these retards here.

next time one asks how you're feeling, pull your dick out. she will be wet with the desire and you can use that to wet her butt and then stick your dick up her butt. women love it.

You are like a kid to them I think. As someone who is being jerked off by 50yo woman at work, I can say that if she treats you too motherly she is not interested in you.

confirming this
speaking from experience

>mfw no mommy gf to take care of me when I'm sick

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you activated their mummy mode

>take out ur peepee right now

no ein your own faggot

They're kind because they can't get young dick.

Throw up on them

>ywn get a handjob from mommy gf when she pat your head and let you sucking her tiddies.

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>what does that mean
It means you're like a little child to them.

Kys revisionist shitlord
Back to encyclopedia dramatica

You normies are the only ones who torment people here, like it's your fucking job

some people are just asking for it t b h

so basically i just have to become sick to get female attention?

>so basically i just have to become sick to get female attention?

you have to be likeable, too

Don't let it go to your head, they're but virtue signaling whores.

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trips of satan, what would your waifu think?

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