How do you guys fail to get e gfs?

how do you guys fail to get e gfs?
I literally get orbiters quite a lot and girls sending me gifts.
today a girl I just met wanted to give me $team money and wanted my cock but she was underage and I am not a pedo(dont wnat be caught)

How are you guys so retarded yet I get girls all over me online?
>dont show pics of myself
>tell them im a loser who pisses in bottles and cant leave my house
how are you sperging so hard????

Explain to me how, because I dont even look for e girls and they orbit me etc

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>tfw no e-*gf
i want to die I cant even do THAT right and i spend half my time playing mmos

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I don't want normalfag discord girls

I'm not sure if I want to start a relationship online at all either.

>how do you guys fail to get gfs?
in the real world it's easy, just be ugly. you won't get a chance to have an opening as you will be instantly labelled.

>e gfs
it's fake, they dont give a fuck as much as you dont. it's online. nothing is real.

prove it or fuck off retard

Hmm, tell me your ways friend. The only e-girls I've met are from omegle

Yeah, those are girls, alright. Their penises are probably bigger than yours.

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>prove it or fuck off retard
im ????? desu.
look at this, I had a girl who loved me for months I decided to hurt for fun.
she was saving $$ for me but I wanted to hurt a dumb roast, used her make me art etc

I got a girl sending me $200+ of shit for me kek, known her for a week lel, but shes chill.

>Hmm, tell me your ways friend.
treat them like shit and show them they can fix you.
got roastie trying talk to me now about touching herself kek...
dropp your discord and ill teach you.
>Yeah, those are girls, alright. Their penises are probably bigger than yours.
I dont fuck with traps im above that kek

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both sides of this are cringey

Why don't you drop your discord and teach me? Jk, I'll make a new account just for this I guess
[Spoiler]BabyFister#9417[/Spoiler]

I dunno. I've never managed to make a single online friend, let alone an egf. I'm on discord, but can't be bothered to type anything except in my channel with my two irl friends. It was the same when I played wow back in the day, I just can't make friends like a normal person online or offline.

ok this makes sense now, if you just have a chad voice and no empathy that can definitely get some bottom-tier self esteem e-girls into you

I tried and got hurt real bad. They all got orbiters its not worth it, just try tinder instead, itll be better than a egf trust me.

honestly I don't even know where to meet girls on the internet or I'm sure I could break a few of their hearts.

Brags about getting underage egirls. You're either retarded or your playing fortnight telling your friends about your minecraft Girlfriend.

E Girlfriend are for beta faggots.

the point is to hurt and manipulate them, not get an actual "gf" you brainlet

>Brags about getting underage girls
What? When did OP ever brag about that? He bragged about picking up girls and said that one of them happened to be underage so he had to drop her.

>I dont fuck with traps
Bitch you posted a pic of you doing just that lmao

Who cares? It's still boring and you're still wasting your time chatting on discord for hours every day.
>the point is to hurt and manipulate them
whooOOooaaa so edgy
You're a faggot.

He sort of bragged about getting an underage girl in great detail then kinda said. "Well I don't want her because she's underage." Like that's some sort of applaudable behavior. Like well done you're a fuckboy and don't want to fuck kids.

this is either a huge onions or a woman

Sounds about as intelligent as a 12 year old youre a joke if you think that means anything

Where do you find them?
I wanna start something,I need directions.

Wow Gunjy, I wonder what that "hikkimori girl" would think if she knew you were still doing this. Do you even care about her?

I'm a dude I just don't understand why you would go onto a bord that has an Incel culture. Then proceed to talk about your exploits. You either want attention which makes you a sad git. Or your lieing, which makes this post way more sad then the latter. What's laughable is the "well this kid wanted to fuck me but I didn't because I think that's wrong." Well done why would you bring it up? Imagine a world were people brag about this kind of thing. "Hey Alex saw this woman walking alone last week....didn't even rape her....I mean I had the opportunity but I chose not to.".

I have no reason to hurt or use anyone.
So I guess it's less about me failing then it is actually trying.

what if I only did this to get gifts for her?
what if she wants me be evil
>pic related
latest girl who likes gunjy, guess what I dont even lie im just not a retard ahhaha.
imagine if I lied and tried to do this seriously.


jelly you cant get cute girls orbit you? also hikki girl knowns, id never hurt her

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You type like an immigrant or a nigger, and stop saying you have no empathy. Ill stomp your mothers face on a curb and make her choke on her own teeth before i fuck that whore in her ass, smash her face into the concrete until its nothing but hot gooey chunks of meat and sharp bone.

Now if you can witness that and be cool with it then you can say you have no empathy for others.

Culture has changed so much over the last few years, my God. Social media brought hordes of normies to the internet. Not surprised that some women were eventually going to migrate deeper into the internet. Enjoy your "position of power" on top of internet hierarchy while you can, it will all be gone before you know it.

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Based on what you posted in your thread, you spend all day in your room crying, are addicted to drugs, and have no real future. So no, not jealous.

gunjy why are u posting about urself in 3rd person

Why dont you tell everyone that you make threads on reddit to discuss waifus? Or that you got doxxed for fucking with underage girls you australian faggot? How about the fact the he worships an anime character Megumin who is the town slut for ever black guy with a big dick. You're financially dependant on your family and use the money they give you to buy booze, you're fucking pathetic and a burden to every. You posting yourself talking to girls on the internet means nothing. Especially since you outed yourself as being too ugly to show them your face. Guess what. People here and around the world have SEX daily with girls constantly, having sex MONTHLY is considered normal. you're not cool or some chad because you talk to girls on discord you're just some mentally ill retard, want to know why you cant ever in your life get a actual relationship? Its because you're worthless and no woman would look at you and be content with you as a partner. Kill yourself and do everyone a favour you useless cunt. And remember what you post on the internet stays on it forever faggot keep that in mind next time you post things that can fuck you over.

im looking for an e-gf
but you must be a huwhite femayle and also racist
my tag is lana cel rey#7787

>pic related

>you make threads on reddit to discuss waifus?
banned from reddit
> you got doxxed
I doxxed myself a month ago because im used to real shit on the street where I get raided for drugs etc.
I dont give a fuck if you swatt me fgagot.
I was undoxxable so many people tried that I did it for them.
>You're financially dependant on your family
my mum owes me mad 10's of k from when I was a drug deaker
pathetic, thats how you dont get a e gf you fag

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You're balding LMAO.

teach me
doll judgement#1597

oh my god melancholymouse or whatever the fuck your name is stop bragging about this shit

How about some factual proof of these claims rather then just insults and green texts?

>You're balding LMAO.
thats not me faggot
discord name didnt work
stop bitching about TFW no GF then.
>How about some factual proof of these claims rather then just insults and green texts?
tell me the proof you want?
its well known im "e chad"
I dont even go for females kek

i don't "tfw no gf" post, but this shit that you do is so fucking pathetic. you're a goddamn mess of a human being. your server can't be "comfy" when the owner is someone that acts like you jesus christ

im toxic and my people I dwell with are as burnt as me

Where do you think girls get money? She gets it from her orbiters so she can spend it on you, and I take shit from her orbiters calling me incel. It's all interconnected.

you both type like underage illiterate niggers

ive had a few e-gfs. Its good for like a week maybe then they get bored of you and grow distant. Plus it only works if the girl is a shut-in NEET and finding a girl like that is difficult.

Post some screen caps. With names not hidden as I can fake them as well.
From multiple girls seeing as you're apparently chad, trash and an asshole you wouldn't care if their names were plastered all over the internet.
Not that I'll contact any of them too beta for that but to see if they're legit or just a figure of your imagination, talking to yourself/one of your friends RPing a grill.
Girls tend to flesh out their profiles with links to other various platforms and so many pictures no one in their right mind would go through them all. You know for attention.
A mere chat with crossed out names means nothing. You can keep your own name crossed out if you wish to remain anonymous.