How do i avoid getting na ass like this?

This x1000
Any girl who tells you otherwise is full of shit
There is a huge difference between a strong male muscle butt and unmuscled flapjack of fat

you think eu ass is any better?

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post more silly guy asses I like this more than the suicide fuel threads

power bottom is a passive homo but one who takes control of the action in bed

a power bottom is the dude getting his ass fucked by another dude, but his ass is so hungry for cock that hes slamming it so thirstily against the guys cock its like he (the bottom) is actual in control of the situation

post vids for clarification

This, good glutes=good thrusts ;), it feels great when you squeeze them and it's nice to push up on if he lets you be the big spoon

stop pretending to be a woman

>tfw you pretend to be a man online so often that you end up being accused of pretending to be a woman when you drop the act

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nice

here's the (you) you desperately crave

>avoid
like it's gonna just appear as soon as you reach a 1pl8 squat?

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What's her name?

Just don't be gay

>her

I want to fuck that butt so bad

Yes i would like to see some videos too, for clarification haha

haha no homo haha

mymusclevideo.com/63903/lucas-039-s-hot-muscle-butt/

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Haha that was really good clarification hahaha

bro i always use mymusclevideo too

Quite peachy!

>bad gateway
Heck

Imagine posting that pic on Grindr with the bio 'just looking to get fucked hard ~'
what would happen?

Good post. Upvoted!

why women love men ass tho? they dont even see it 99% of the time

everyone love ass

I just started wondering why I love ass and honestly I don't know why

Wear correctly sized pants.

Don't follow fads started by black women in rap videos.

fat ass HOMO cope.

Goals asf
Thanks for the gym inspiration haha

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>tfw I have a nice ass from all those hip thrusts, squats, lunges and weighted donkey kicks
>tfw girls only admire from afar and never come up to me
>tfw instead its mostly gay dudes who compliment and hit on me

such is life i guess

Yeah pretty much. Just shows you're fit. Plus feels good getting ass slapped by gf then reciprocating

I don't like what I've become.

Hot, love Lucas

to avoid it make sure you do lots of hip thrusts, stiff legged deadlifts, etc

>women love ass more than men do
Impossible. We literally fantasize smelling braps all day. There’s no way women has a brap/sniff meme equivalent.

what have you become?

Probably a powerbottom

Same here. It's awful. Unless I'm sub 10% bodyfat it all goes there.

>squats like a wamem
>turns into a wamem

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let's see those tits

idk i used to fantasize about bottoming but now i turned into an almost full too

i have no idea what changed, i just got more confidenf and agressive over the years

>but now i turned into an almost full too
Nothing wrong with that haha wanna gimme your number?

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meant to say almost full top, i cant imagine getting bottomed

and i interacted with you on this board at least 10 times already bro

i dont date anyone from Jow Forums

>meant to say almost full top
Duh
>date
Who said anything about dating?

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Attracted to man ass.

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Serious question; is strength training or mass/hypertrophy training the way to get a round ass? I don't have access to any actual gym equipment, and am new to fitness.
I've been loosing weight and have gotten my body fat down from 28% to 22%, and it's evident my ass is flat and/or V shaped.

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Anyone else still think justino is goat?

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I wanna destroy gem posters ass
I will wreck your shit so hard you wont even be able to walk with your limp dick

Is he gonna post more vids? I know he has a new podcast up a few months ago but idk if he's gonna keep making fitness videos
Just fill the hole hole filler

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I hope I get an ass like that, I'm worried I'll just end up flat

>Grindr
You'd get banned for lewd profile pics. Ask me how I know

My gf likes to grab my ass, and bite it, and lick it, and finger it...

You'll get fucked hard

>how do i avoid getting na ass like this?
how do i GET an ass like this?

I need something for the girly boi I'm throat fucking to grab onto.

how do you know?
what's grinder?

Grindr is an app that lets 18+ boys have lewd fun together, but it doesn't allow even moderately lewd profile pics. I tried to make more than one PG-13 profile pic to show off my boy butt, but they wouldn't let me :(

Post pic.

I only have total nsfw butt pics saved now to send directly to other users. I learned my lesson!

Deadlifts and squats my boy

i've tried to find a decent hook up on grindr but my area seems to be all either fats, 50 year olds or meth addicts :(

That's too bad, lots of options here. Although craigslist was the best before the US government killed it!

i miss craigslist for the cucking :( I havent cucked anyone in years.

what are good ass workouts?

Hip thrusts are the best exercise for building big glutes in my opinion

I store all my fat in my ass and I just want firm buttocks not some bubble butt like OP pic

Speaking of which, how do I avoid looking like this?

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Come to think of it. Women dont fetishize any body parts like men do. Not sure if women are interested in the male body at all

Don't take sterons

>use Grindr
>make bio that says I'm straight
>skinny dyel
>50 messages in an hour from fucking 40 year old dads
>10 messages from black guys
>one has a dick that looks like petrified wood
>another guy kept asking me if I wanted to meet up after I pretended to not know what a foreskin was

This larp is so cringey. We all know you love your ass and don’t want to avoid it looking like this and you want men to drool over it. You’re a gay bottom, dismissed!

Embrace it

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You only think this because girls never talk to guys the same way they talk to each other, unless they're very comfortable with you, or you're gay.

Is it a problem for you? Tell us what you're doing so we can analyze your problem.

whats happening here?

Women like this lol.
This guy gets laid

Faggots want the guys with no ass, the guys with tiny waists and large upper body’s. Women hate that

>Faggots want the guys with no ass, the guys with tiny waists and large upper body’s. Women hate that
Wow.

You're a virgin, aren't you. Notice there isn't a question mark.

What is he checking?

>he's never had a surprize butthole inspection
it can happen ANYWHERE at ANYTIME, assume that EVERYONE is a licensed butthole inspector.

still better than it stacking in lower belly first to be honest.

i know theres butthole inspection at doctors but suprise? sounds like bait, considering its a soccer game

why does someobodys butthole matter ina soccer game?

Don't squat.

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>you enter the kitchen and see this
>you live alone
what do

depends on face

> Sissy squat
FTFY

>Faggots want the guys with no ass, the guys with tiny waists and large upper body’s. Women hate that

lmao have you even met a homo

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nice

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