R9K apartments 9:

I have some GBP and this old obrez I looted off of a dead trader.

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We have eighty gallons of Horse Semen from floor 5499

I don't trade abnormal things, sorry pal.

Don't go to floor 1488.

Abnormal? Do you know where you are?
There are Animal men fucking on the Negative levels,
There are niggers on every other level watching Anime,
I've seen a whale, flying through the center of the block; she had terrible tits.

80 gallons of Horse semen is fucking normal for this place.

Alright, I'll take your horse semen.. Meet me at floor -660 then.

Yeah, but the amount, it is way to much for anons to carry.

Hah, I knew you were just arguing for a taste.

We'll see you with the big jugs of the horse cum.
You'll see.
We're not going to trade him all the horse come, we need some for the Sixxers on floor -800

Sixxers on floor -800 here,
Is it unrefrigerated and crunchy?
We need something to go with Lord Sixxes creamy logs

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Merry christmas

-The Chavs

I'll take about 10 or 20 gallons.

The rape dwarves are loose on floor 481. I have barricaded the door, but I'm hearing sounds from inside the walls. This might be my last message guys.

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NO NOT THE RAPE DWARVES, THEY TOOK MY DOG.

It ages like fine wine.

anyone wanna join us at 500th floor.
we don't have chloroform

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Anyone want to come to my place on the 203rd floor and lick the shit off my balls?

hey hey hey faggots
im still here
telling you to go to right here

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...

Bumperinowowowo

>turning this glorious shitfest into boring rp
miss me with that gayshit keep the greentexts comming.

tf is and why haven't we heard of it before? o.o
I would but pic related is blocking the staircase

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>tfw grandson of Ernest the Climber
How the fuck am I supposed to live up to his name, he went higher than anyone else at my age, meanwhile I'm stuck here masturbating and watching some dickheads throw shit at the lower floors.

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nmd /qst/ is a roleplay sub4chan
this

Where's the user with the horse cum? I'm on the floor, I can't see him.

SS user diary Day 5
Recently I found a homeless trap and beaten it, now it's locked in my bathroom. Post number ending in 4 or dubs decides what I do with it, oh and my luger is now for sale for 300 GBP it's original SS made, if anyones interested you can find me at floor 140 in room 121

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Tfw you can hear the cyber-chads who live next door fuck and party everyday. And I'm just here fapping to hologram anime titties. When will this shit end!

>300 GBP
No way, I'll give you maybe a few tomatoes and my old backpack

I am going down to rescue you. Hold them off for as long as you can.

eat it, you need protein

I say destroy his boipucci and leave it to the mutants

>floor -3010
>Seems to be a giant mental hospital
>unkown figures loom through the hallways
>kill a few muties
>some just, vanish, into nothing
>Mental fog is strong
>Find a few corpses, scratched up pretty bad, take their loot
>12 boxes of ammo, an ak103, and a remington xp100

youtube.com/watch?v=V6Dfo4zDduI

You could try being a delver instead

Goober here. I got Vince's gift. Hope all of you are alive and well. These upper floors are getting to me

Btw, f39 and Vince. Add me on discord: Scum#0832

u are on the fucking ultra basement depths. how the muddafackin hot gay fuck did u arrive there?

dumb luck it seems

>floor 368
>building pillow & blanket forts in my room again:) >still looking for fembots to join

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Still waiting for horse-cumanon. It's been 2 hours, I want to continue my journey. Show up or I won't trade with you.

Same here, I feel like something is crawling in my head

I can see the stairs to floor 1702 , should be there shortly

Just posting the current "Canon" relating to floor levels.

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you are a man of patience it seems..here, take this, its on the house

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>Floor 1703
> The stench
> The ground is made of dried and caked vomit with what looks like lakes and ponds of liquid shit and puke
>suddenly the ground begins to shake
> an earthquake perhaps
>no
>a monster
> a gargantuan and grossly obese elephant walking upright
> it looks like chewed its own forelegs off at the stump
>Its skin is dry leathery and sickly pink
> its chest is littered with the debris of a million meals past
>Its glowing greeneyes show evil intent and cunning
>Its trunk smells the rancid air around it searching for its next meal
>a pair of huge tusks curve menacingly before it
>a terrible trumpeting assaults my ears and I am greeted by a stench that puts the the rest of the floor to shame

Looks like its my first big boss fight guys

>tfw half of the denizens in the complex are cute 100% passable weeaboo traps in their prime, hungry for NEET cock

Nice

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T-thanks man... you too

This thing is ridiculously strong
> it can create a vacuum with it trunk to pull me in
>the tusks are sharper than razors
>its physical power is off the charts and its turning walls and sections of floor into dust

But worse than that
> its smell is gut wrenching
> its trumpeting is a lunatics orchestra
> its driving me mad

Dont know how much longer I can last

Come down here user and fuck my bussy! Get me boipregnant! tehe. It'll be loads of fun I won't hurt you I promise!

You chose a wrong man, now go, before i fill your fucking sissy body with lead.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE CUMMIES NOW BEFORE I DRAG YOU DOWN TO -200!

No, now fuck off or I'll shoot you.

On what floor are the females located?

13, 100 sometimes, 34, 89, 201

I'm a girl, user! cum visit me I won't hurt you! tehe.

>boipregnent
nigga what

hope you're ok user, im on floor -3009...things are getting rather..weird now

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anyone down for a dive in the residual cum pool on the ground floor?
its good for your skin

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No, you're not, I see that fucking bulge.

i am on floor 219934
also known as nigger

Guys, i was recently in floor -20 searching for some loot, he place looked to be an old factory and I had heard some rumors of a big ass mutie that had a pretty good bounty on it. The place was at first a fairly easy place with not a lot of muties but as I went further, I started seeing flashbacks of people in the factory working only to come back to see mutants in the same place. I had a small infrared light to see so the place was really dark, and I occasionally found remains of people that were deliberately cut up in front of bone totems. One flashback I saw was workers bowing before a big black rock and one man with a book and a knife kill a man so the blood sprayed onto the rock. I saw a big black obelisk studded with human and mutie skulls and it was the freakiest feeling looking at it, I cracked a support above it and it collapsed the floor above it, sending the obelisk and a few muties plunging into an abyss. I just booked it out towards the militia floors. Has anyone seen anything like it? The flashbacks stops after the obelisk fell but I'm still freaking out about it, I went through 3 bottles of Moonshine Dew.

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:3 join here

I had to use my entire tendie stockpile as bait but I got the fucker

>bullet wouldnt go through its skin
>had to hit a weak spot for it to penetrate
>use all my tendies as bait
> while it was swallowing them I used my only explosive sniper round to hit it in the eye
> it started chasing me but couldnt see a massive shit pond
>tripped in it and fell
> even after all that it was still alive
>needed another 8 shots with a shotgun into its open eye socket to finally stop struggling
>Ive now got two 40 foot long ivory tusks
>theyre heavy
>have to use a rope and just drag them behind me as I walk

Dont know how much longer my sanity will hold out

Floor 932 has a big jewelry factory that will pay good money for any decent ivory you bring them, you could get a fuckhuge sum for those if you could haul them up

Anybody out there able to fix the elevator panel for floors 1000+?

Damn. Another qt fembot kiled by incels posters

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is there anything inside the old backpack?

>on floor -14968 again
>trying to convince the living colors to grant me passage to the next floor
>they get sick of me and use their psycho-electric powers to disable my cybernetic limbs
>now I'm stuck very deep in the basement and I can't move
>the colors occasionally hover over me, laugh, then spit plasma on my face
I've found myself in quite a bind here. Perhaps I shouldn't have become a cyborg.

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Rip, reminds me of this
youtu.be/tyBiHyazMOc

>Im trying to drag these tusks to the elevator and go down the shaft
> The ground starts rumbling again
> Theres like another dozens of those elephant abominations between me and the elevator

Oh fuck robots, what do I do now?

That's what you get for cheaping out and not getting the electronic hardening upgrade

>stuck on 3rd floor
>cant open windows because of all the shit and semen outside
>tendies running low
>niggers blocking staircase to 4th
pls help

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>On third floor full of muties
>niggers blocking you even though you certainly have a decent gun
The only help that would work is to grow some balls

>Kicks down the door of a ruined apartment on the other side of the elephant mutants

I'LL RUN INTERFERENCE. GET MOVING.

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>get tired of all the fags shitting and cumming everywhere in the apartments
>sell everything I have to buy a gun, food and enough ammunition to take me to floor -1111
>battle through the worst imaginable floors filled with horrors I can't even begin to describe
>finally make it to Scum village
>decide to say fuck my humanity and eat some sludge
>spend days eating sludge
>feel my body morph and change as I bloat and mutate
>live in the shadows for first few weeks ambushing and devouring mutants
>steal their money while I'm at it
>learn I can secrete a powerful drug from my body that produces a intense euphoric feeling
>get enough money to hire some mutant thugs to protect me
>thugs protect me while I sell my body juices
>start gaining influence in town and create my own mob with me as the don
>make a fortune off my body juice drugs
>mutant mafia controls most of town now
>become known as Don Gizmo the most powerful man in Scum village
>life couldn't be any better now
>mfw

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>be me
>trap slave at floor -1111
>some traders bring me down to this shithole
>they sell me to some fucktard named gizmo
>what the fuck.mp3
>mfw pic related wants a blowjob

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>be me
> 304
> see a bunch of niggers blocking stairwell on 4
> Idea.jpeg
> Grab rotting apple juice
> put in shit bucket
> Hurl at them
>>Screeching.mp3
> Return to Vidya
>laugh as I eat tendies and play Vidya
Ha, fucking normans

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AhaaaA
You fools
I have returned once again from the land of the old gods
I trained under the shit demon in the elevator shaft on 53
Faggots
No one can save you now
You thought a bump limit could stop me
Your new threads are no match for me

Fake and gay fuck off steve.

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It was a trap, there are no women in the block.

Thanks user, I'm in the elevator shaft now. Luckily theres a ladder in the shaft.
I'm climbing down now but one tusk fell down into the abyss

>hey, I think I'm stuck on floor -3251, can someone get help?
>will pay 500 GBP
>pic related

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>update
Slowly learning telekinesis to levitate my ass back to scum village; I can hover a few centimeters so far.

>I've climbed down a few floors via the elevator shaft
>been hearing some skittering and noises
>not sure if its actually there or just in my head
>Decide to exit the elevator shaft
>This tusk is heavy as hell anyway
>Floor 1696
>The whole floor is full of steam
>The ground is covered with about a foot of acorns
>acorns fall from above occasionally
>There are person sized squirrels running around
>Ill bury my ivory tusk here and come back later for it
>Hopefully someone can fix the elevator

I'm gonna start ascending again

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>I have channeled the entirety of my remaining mental capacity in order to achieve the impossible task of doing nofap
>currently in a state of pure unending energy
>no longer have any human needs
>have an impenetrable forcefield surrounding me as i meditate
>thought up perfect solutions to all of the worlds problems in mere seconds
>can cross into the next world to communicate with those who have perished
>able to rearrange subatomic particles to create whatever I want
>i am become god
>still no gf
How are you mortals doing? You should try nofap, it does wonders for you. I'm open to taking requests, ask and you shall receive.

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i humbly request of you a handjob

Destroy a wall on floor 1 and reveal the outside world to all.

I would, but being gay is not compatible with being god.
The nature of this place is not under my control. I wish there was a way to leave, but until it is found, we cannot leave.

that would just bring normalfags in

then i would request a dutch rudder of his holiness

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Yeah and letting the mutants out so they could eat all the normalfaggots.

Can you upgrade my cyborg body to the highest tier of tech

>Decide to go back up through the elevator shaft as to avoid those elephant abominations
>The noises get progressively louder as I continue upwards
>Pretty sure theyre just in my head
>Have to get out because the elevator itself is stick in the shaft above
>exit on floor 1831
>wtf another steam floor
>this steam is incredibly acidic and corrosive
>the pain.killmenow
>It hurts so much I just break down and start screaming
>my skin and muscle is melting away all the while
>by the time I reach the staircase I think im unrecognizable
>Most of my gear is ruined
>Collapse on the staircase from the pain

Is this the end

>Wake up on the staircase
>Im not sure how long its been
>Everything hurts
>Look at my reflection in a pool of water
>Im hideous.nopls
>The only thing I have for pain is some weed
>It doesnt help much
>Still cant much much
>Definitely wont be able to get up these stairs

I can only think of one option

>Injects full syringe of serum into arm
FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKK.plsno

>Blood takes about 1 minute to circulate throughout the body
>I can feel the serum making it way into each cell as my body
>the pain becomes more and more intense. >Then I feel it, the tearing of muscle, cracking of bone, and tearing of sinew.
My eyes feel like theyre about to rupture and my blood is boiling as I have one last thought before slipping back into unconsciousness.

>what if there is no top of the building