Tfw no bf to fuck me while dressed as Santa

If you seek a fat, hairy femanon, just look about you.

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>tfw no fat hairy fembot gf to forcibly diet

How on earth would less dialogue improve this. Theres no joke and theres not supposed to be. You idiots take the stupid "cut hour 90% of the dialogue makes it better" meme way too seriously, it is not nearly as broadly applicable as you seem to think.

Bwaha, it's just a joke bro. Why are you so autistic?

I guess the question is, does this story REALLY need to be told?

(It's a standard marriage and nothing interesting happen, so could be summarized with 3 words)

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>Xmas 2006

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Dogs are actually dumb.

A cat would never do that

Fuck you nigger, that's his spot and he's gonna lay there

Dogs are legit dumb though. They eat their own shit.

where's the original joke fuckley

Cats can eat their own shit too.

>imposing the morals of men onto a beast

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It said Christmas 2006 in the upper right corner, so I assume it isn't still going.

I was six in 2006. I feel so young knowing that internet culture existed back then. It makes me feel kind of sad knowing that I missed out on the internet's greatest era. I realize that this comic obviously doesn't represent the highest form of online culture, but one thing it does have is a genuine sense of humor, even if it is really un-funny. nowadays everything is always ironic. No one can just tell a joke or something anymore without making it seem "self-aware" or "ironic" or "woke".

>18 yr olds on MY Jow Forums
it's more likely than you think

Imagine being such a manchild that you actually still care about video games. Im jealous desu - at least they have some vapid activity to waste away their lives with instead of sitting in misery or playing games I dont enjoy anymore.

God that whole webcomic trend from the 2000s was so fucking terrible in retrospect

I think this might be the first time in a very long time I've seen someone unironically post CAD.

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so do gorillas

Yes us loser virgin male video gamers doxxing poor defenseless woman and harassing them with rape threats until they lose their jobs! Us gamergaters amirite?

Is this loss? Oreganoli