Social Gains?

>be on date yesterday
>qt wants to compare hand sizes
>she touches my hand
>immedietly pop a stiffy uh

Fucking hell, how to not be a goober around women Jow Forums?

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Be around woman more, make it a normal experience

Social gains are like fitness gains, user. You're the social equivalent of the fatass who spent decades eating shit and sitting on the couch. Becoming /social/ is going to be as difficult, awkward, humiliating, painful, and ultimately as rewarding as getting Jow Forums would be for the hamplanet.

50% of this board wants to know how to get a stiffy and 50% wants to know how to stop getting them.
Jow Forums is an interesting board for sure.

This

>be on classroom last friday
>girl wants to compare hand sizes
>mine was bigger only by 1 cm
>could see the disgust hiden in her face
>h-haha
>mfw

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>one girl doesn't like you
So? There are literally millions more women out there who would gladly fuck you if you talked to them. Scarcity mentality will bring you down every single time.

i was talking about being a handlet but ok

And I'm saying that being an [insert feature here]-let is completely irrelevant. She didn't reject you for having small hands, she rejected you because she didn't like you. If you had big hands she'd be like 'ew what kind of monster has hands that big', and if she liked you she'd be like 'oh good, all the better to fist me with'. You're blaming the wrong thing.

if she wants to compare hand sizes that prob means shes fantasizing about your big stwong man hands gwabbing her and throwing her on the bed

also if she wants to initiate physical touch in a flirtatious way that generally means she wants you to touch her in an appropriately flirtatious way as well

pay attention to body language and channel your sexual energy into stimulating/flirtatious conversation to get her into your bedroom or into a relationship or both whatever your speed may be

tfw big hands and girls love it

based

When the qt looks into your eyes while comparing handsizes
"user I love calluses! They're so hot."

I just want to know what you popping a boner has to do with trans women?

I've never understood this. Why the fuck do they commit suicide after they transition? Shouldn't transitioning make them feel comfortable? I mean...I'd say that trans people don't have to worry too much if they live in a big city like NYC that's very liberal. I'm sure they've found very accepting communities. With this aside however, suicide rates amongst them are sitll high af.

It's a form of delusion, and once they finally "have it all" (the full transition), but then realize there is still a big gaping hole of dissatisfaction in their quality of life, and yet now they've gone and made themselves into a halfie bastard version of their new "gender" which will be unlovable to 95% of the opposite sex, the only thing left is a rope or a gun.

They don't make you pop a boner?

They have a mental illness. Cutting off their dick doesn't help.

damn. I dislike the crazy SJW's and all the tumblr cunts. But, I gotta feel bad for the trans people. They were born fucked from the beginning. Most of the world already dislikes you and the best thing we've got are hormones that are like a band aid on the problem. It's not like the fact that you were born your biological sex ever goes away and you can't ever change that.

The problem is that its a fetish like anything else. We all have our fetishes but we don’t all act out on them or commit fucking surgery to make ourselves feel better. If they exercised and improved themselves they wouldnt have the burden of feeling bad in their own skin

Literally a mental illness that we encourage the behavior of. It's like encouraging an anorexic person to continue starving, or telling a suicidal person to listen to themselves and finally kys.

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>girl holds eye contact seductively for a couple of seconds
>feel blood start to enter penis

I'm just trying to get a chronic 70%.

>tfw late 20s khv
>pop semi chub from touching a girl in any way
>get a semi erection from any sort of pressure on my penis
>have literally gotten erections from playing with dogs because it's physical contact

Their suicide rates are relatively high. They actually go down with transitioning

this is why i wont even bother trying to have a relationship. im 25 and a kissless virgin and still get random boners during the day, i'll get a boner with any physical contact with a girl so im afraid to even hug them, i only masturbate on weekends and even when i do its to the most boring vanilla shit possible, like literally just seeing a video of a thick amateur porn irl walking around and her ass jiggling

if i ever went on a date i would probably cum 3 times in my pants before even kissing the girl, let alone kissing or having sex with one. theres no point

Theres more to relationship then cumming user :)
my gf is my best friend and supports me emotionally

@(you)

>Showing a qt my callouses while driving her to go eat.
>have to take hand back tp shift gears.

Still khv. Not because of above.

>have literally gotten erections from playing with dogs because it's physical contact

Wtf this happened to me too. I was playing with some dogs and the biggest one kept trying to push me down on the floor with both of his paws and I got a semi.

Flip it around tard. "Jesus Christ, your cute but why are your hands so fucking big"

exactly why i said, its probably the physical contact if youre an incel like me

my gf loves looking at my boners in public. Im probably hard like 90 percent time during our dates and shes always looking, she cant help it, she'll even tug on it if we're waiting in line for something its great desu

why are you always hard

>Be me, 24y/o virgin, literally yesterday
>making out with a girl at late night
>she's on my lap, i suck her big tiddies and she's moving on my croch
>She gets up and ask if we're gonna fuck, and i realize my dick is all limp, i guess i jizzed with the dry humping
>Makes an que excuse not to fuck, when i get home hours later i check my underwear and it does'nt seem to have any cum in it

Holy shit, did my cock failed to get a stiffy? (Stiffy means bonner, right? t. ESL faggot)

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>>qt wants to compare hand sizes
>>she touches my hand
>her hand's bigger than mine

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you're a 15 y/o boy who hasn't hit puberty yet. the doctors estimate that you'll wind up at 5'2" and likely overweight... unless you take growth hormones for 1-2 years. what do you do?

how did u meet the girl

How can you not tell whether or not you orgasmed? You probably just had anxiety

>wants to compare hand sizes
>go to compare
>miss her hand and bump her Adam's apple

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She's a fren i know for a couple years

>have absolutely zero social status
>just a literal who
>feel like I'm just an observer of others, like the background character in a story
>always felt like an outsider and that I will never be fully accepted in any kind of group
How can I gain more status?

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schizoid personality disorder

I was actually pretty chill untill that happened
I was expecting just making out with some tit-grabing but things heated more than i expected

But yea, probably that. I felt my cock hard when she was over me but the stiffy suddenly died when she got up and asked to fuck.

Read "High Status" by Jason Capital

I never actually read it but i think it's the correct book and has positive reviews

>women
good one

Some girls find that cute
If they like you in the first place, that is

I don't wanna be a schizoid tho

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why are you so upset about trans people lmao let people live their lives

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No they don't.

>tfw my response to girls i like (coworkers, only place to interact with women) is to tease them
>they laugh but im also an asshole

>tfw i'll never fuck the qt petite indian girl who i purposely annoy the shit out of
>tfw i'll never go into my qt boss's office and close the door and have her stand at her desk, pull her pants off and eat her ass so deeply i start french kissing her

life aint fair bros

They don't like him in the first place.

why are you not?

Trips of truth