>Work as a bouncer >25 >Look 18 >Regularly see fitness thots coming in >Talked to one last night, who told me she was a fitness instructor >Told her how she definitely looked like one by her delicious figure >Went on and told her to give me a call if she needs a dedicated booty spotter >Did nothing but laugh, touch my arms, and keep smiling at me because she went inside >Came back outside, saw me checking out her legs and grabbing my crotch >Laughed and asked me if i liked what i was looking at while licking her lips
Do you guys even talk to these gym thots? All women are suckers for words, give them compliments and give them a confidence boost and they will love you. They go out not knowing if they look good, feeling down, not feeling confident.
All women are whores, just talk to them you gigantic pussies.
I don’t fuck around like that with random ass women that are open sluts. I’ve known too many people brag about that shit then tell me months later they have herpes, ghonnorea, chlamydiah or some shit. Remember kids, Herpes is for life.
Grayson Fisher
You act like i do it to anyone, girl last nice was fucking smoking hot, fucking delicious figure and a beautiful face.
She talked to me, was flirting back, grabbing my arms because i was confident and APPROACHED.
People on here are mentally fucking weak.
Carter Fisher
You retard. You're probably tall and good looking. That's why she found you attractive, not because of your "game" or "confidence."
Tyler Taylor
Bet you got an std, boy
Ian Harris
Some men are tall and attractive AND can control themselves, imagine that, you worthless animal
Jordan White
>Tall
6ft, not tall but average here.
>Good looks
I'd say decent, get told i look cute a lot of the time. 6/10, but i do have a lot of confidence. If you were a girl, I'd walk up to you while you have 5 friends around you and tell you how damn fine you were looking.
>Droll over a whore just because she's lookable like every other nonwhale in her twenties >Lol I cant control my dick that means YOU are weak willed Top kek
Daniel Green
Don't talk with your chest puffed out, you sweat buckets and shit yourself when near a girl.
James Allen
>Implying you need to be tall or good looking to attract an actual female Have you ever actually seen a woman in real life user, or do you just take the incels' word for it?
Gabriel Bell
>spit sexual harassment tier game at a woman >get no pussy >heh...still got it
Nathan Murphy
It's called wearing a condom you fucking retard.
Nicholas Barnes
Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.
Mason Hernandez
>>get no pussy
Except i got her number, and even kissed her on the cheek while she was going home while her parents were watching. Keep up the cope, loser. Come back when you have even an ounce of confidence in your low testosterone riddled body.
>got number from a club slut, no closing >her parents >kissed her cheek
Can't even make up a coherent story, and you still got no pussy lmao
Caleb Morris
>Club
Wrong again, keep up the cope. No confidence coper.
Joshua Davis
Dude she's clearly underage and just trying to get in.
Grayson Evans
Nah, you're too based to be relatable I'll listen to the coping poster bellow instead
Hunter Kelly
She was already in, and is 26. Moron. Man you cunts are pathetic as fuck, the cope really is real. No wonder you are all virgins and cant get women. Literally no game or confidence, you lads cant even make a women laugh without the laugh being about yourself.
I wish i worked with you, to take you under my arm and slay pussy together.
Jayden Williams
>frogposter makes up story >gets rekt by everyone >lmao u losers just dont get pussy
Why is she 26 years old getting picked up by her parents at a nightclub?
I bet she was retarded.
Jason Russell
*sip*
Aaron Green
>saw me checking out her legs and grabbing my crotch women love that shit i do it whenever i see a good looking one too just wink and grab the ol' cock and balls and give them a good squeeze
I can tell why you work as a bouncer. Enjoy having to pay your whole life for a dude you'll "accidentally" maim because you're an uneducated animal.
Jackson Gutierrez
>kiss woman on cheek >come on an anime forum to post about it
autism. your thread is gay and not fitness.
Jackson Lewis
On the real, do you know what herpes is? How are there so many kids these days that have no clue how STDs work?
Oliver Nelson
The fact you felt the need to make this post suggests that this is not a common occurrance to you. Also was this some under age roller disco or something if her parents were picking her up
Robert Russell
>gives women attention embarrassing.
Austin Morris
Have't seen this for a while kek
Logan Smith
>babbies first cold approach
how long you been working as a bouncer for this le sick story of the one pretty girl who liked you?
xD
all flame aside. Good job. Now go clean up that puke in the corner.
Anthony Hernandez
It's clear that you're still riding the high from this encounter since you had the audacity to write this garbage on a Sri Lankan fishing forum. Please go do something constructive.
Asher Moore
OP got btfo on his own thread lmao
Juan Lewis
this level of cope lmao
Adam Edwards
>do something constructive He's a fucking bouncer. I mean, being optimistic and ambitious is fine and well but come on.
Jackson Hernandez
Did you fuck her? No? Ok then
Adrian Bailey
user, This such a great bullshit story, bitches hate compliments, cause thats all lil phaggots with no personalities do.
