>start going to local gym
>get a look around, but end up usually being downstairs when I work out
>hear constant thumping and slams from upstairs that aren’t from people dropping weights
>go upstairs to investigate
>little mock mma ring upstairs in a side room
>neat, ive had an interest in mma since my high school best friend showed me
>knock, come in, everyone looks
>”are you here for the.. yoga? it’s not this room ma’am, it’s—”
>no, I wanted to wrestle
>they all laugh
>ask one guy quietly after watching a few matches if I can go in, he lets me
>drop stuff, get in ring, the guy goes easy on me and just flops like a dead fish when I push him lightly, plays it as a joke
>2nd guy is beef mclargehuge and actually pushes me back
>manage to slip him up once and pin him
>cheer a little, get up, pat his back
>he’s not moving, he’s on his stomach
>try to squat down and ask him if he’s ok, he shoos me away a little and insists he’s fine.
>look to see if I somehow hurt him
>boner
>PANIC
>get stuff, never go upstairs again, mma chads don’t make eye contact with me anymore
>still want to wrestle because I think it’s fun
What do? No girls wrestle, girls who do wrestle are amateur hairpullers and can’t compare to guys, and I just like wrestling cause it’s safer roughhousing
How to stop being a boner condoner?
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find a club that has women/specifically for women.
Most cities at least have a couple.
sauce
artist is makya
But I want to wrestle with the guys, it'd feel like an accomplishment if they tried and I won. Wrestling girls just isn't as fun
hey op wanna wrestle with me
hey op are you an archeologist
yes
no but apparently i'm good at finding bones
You don't have any guy friends? Wrestle them.
Just ignore the boner?
>no wrestling gf
Why live?
haha imagine if we wrestled and you sat on my face and suffocated me a little wouldn't that be funny
if they deny you, go on about some equal right spiel until they let you
>mfw high test amazonian is about to wrestle me
Tits?
No guy is ever really going to try against you, you know that, right?
honestly this, grappling with a woman only has sexual value of molesting her a bit and rubbing your penis on her. no matter how skilled a female is, average male can just obliberate her in a serious fight. fights with females bring no glory, u win u get called a douche, u lose u get laughed at.
they're all online, i don't have any irl guy friends right now
the match was over, i would've gone for more rounds but he didn't ignore his own boner and turtled
i'd be disqualified that's not funny!
i don't dye my hair unnatural colors and go on femspiels, if the first guy said no i'd just watch after the day's workout and respect it
i wish they did, even if i lose it's still fun
what if u used milkers to your advantage and suffocated me that way haha
Where are u from op? The thought of being able to molest a willing female legally makes my penis a Big penis
You can put my head in a triangle hold any day love
mommy give milkies
I decided I'll go in later today, worst case scenario I just spaghetti and watch again
california
>no wrestling bf, only guys who like to WATCH wrestling
I live to suffer, not to thrive and survive
brehs.....
You're going to get banned from wrassle wednesdays, you know
>california
sigh... tfw no tomboy gf to molest when wrestling. hold me brahs
tits or gtfo
Your genitals look like roast beef
that's what outies look like, though. unnacceptable and disgusting. outies begone
if it makes you feel better, i don't look like a tomboy and i wouldn't accept intentional foul play. tomboys are high tier girls though
artist is makya and this is a blue board so i'm only posting sfw
If you find a guy that wants to wrestle with you, just accept that the price of that is he'll be a fetishist.
DISCORD TRANNIES OUT
fuck me ,wish my gf was like that and not only doing shit like squats and cardio
truthfully, i do have to confess i like it a lot too. i'm just a closeted fetishist and respectful to my spar partner. i posted this last year.
fuck trannies too, i just have good genes
have you tried play-wrestling as a gateway introduction? i got into it because of my highschool friend and she told me i should try it for real because I'm tall
>truthfully, i do have to confess i like it a lot too. i'm just a closeted fetishist and respectful to my spar partner. i posted this last year.
Ok, but this will devlove into raw, passionate sex pretty quickly.
although i like it a lot, i don't think i'd ever get that far and i'd chicken. i'm scared of sex but wrestling is like free endorphins without the nasty cleanup after.
>have you tried play-wrestling as a gateway introduction? i got into it because of my highschool friend and she told me i should try it for real because I'm tall
yeah a coupe of times but she aint into any kind of fighting sports,she is calm af not aggressive enough
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what is your height and weight you fucking braphog
If they tried you wouldn't win you dipshit.
The only reason to wrestle girls is because 105 times out of 100 it turns into sexy time.
fighting doesn't have to be aggressive or high intensity, but yeah maybe she's not into it and can't be swayed. sorry user
5'10 150, but I'm still trying to lose weight.
>if they tried you wouldn't win
and that's fine! i'm not a sore loser and the point is to wrestle, not to be handed easy wins. I'd rather lose fairly then win unfairly.
Go to a jiu jitsu gym, I rolled with some qts back when I trained but you're in unflattering gis and just focused on technique and training, I never really was distracted while training. If the gym is good with a positive/inclusive culture it should be no problem for you to train with the guys. Also ask any other women who train there how things are for them. Good luck
>jiu jitsu
that's not a bad idea actually, i never thought of it because i lumped it with "dojos full of small children and lumpy moms watching over them" and would drive past them. i'll look into this!
this thread make my penis the big penis wtf
>i never knew i had this fetish until now
thx femanon
Jiu jitsu is a great sport. Very technical, will give a person with some training a fighting chance against an untrained, larger opponent. Huge learning curve, but you'll learn a lot. However if based on your posts after the OP, you're more looking for a sexual thrill, you might be better off trying to find a boyfriend willing to fight you. Anyway, if you're serious about a combat sport, jiu jitsu is a great one.
im in cali pls wrestle me im a big guy
LA
until you take someone to the ground irl and eat glass to the head or his mate stomps your teeth in
what the fuck kinda shitty LARP is this
150% srs about wrestling
there's a thrill to it but i also like the sport itself, so i do actually want to consider this. i'm not a very sexual person, i just like the adrenaline rush a lot.
i didn't know i liked it until i tried it, so i don't mind posting anonymously about it to introduce it to others. it's an awesome headrush for me and i've definitely been cheesing during the shower after about how fun it was.
i assume he means JJ only in the comfy padded areas with partners who know the rules, unless your bumhick "dojo" is unsanitary and leaves shit all over the place and has no regulations.
>Socal
Definitely a larp but
1)he was probably wearing a cup, which only looks like a boner
2)if he wasn't he will next time, problem solved
3)join a bjj or mma gym don't let random strangers feel you up
youtube.com
I would have loved you and made you love me.
no larp
>cup
afaik, i think nobody was wearing a cup, but i also can't really tell if somebody is wearing one. i didn't really look so you may be right, but i never hit him in the dick so i didn't know why he was like that
>2
true, i don't feel as awkward going back thinking that now.
>3
i'm going with this user's advice if i can find one that i like that's worth it on top of my designated gym $
it's your fault, socal is the shitty side of california.
it wouldn't hurt if they're were more sickos like you. Never asked to be a white guy born here.
Just ignore it, most guys get a boner just by looking at a cute girl.
Doesn't mean any of them would actually rape you. Tho that might be nice too huh
Wrestle with your husband only. The way God intended
yeah boners happen it's ok
>rape
man i'm just trying to wrestle
i'd love to but i don't have one yet
will wife for hot wrestle sex
>not through a hole in the bedsheet
Enjoy burning in hell, top kek!
Too bad for you that guys can literally not do any kind of activity with a cute girl without wanting to fuck her.
So either find girls to wrestle with or accept that the lads are just allowing you in to get a chance at plowing your pussy.
I know, it sucks, but it's male biology, we cannot fight it.
How has no one asked for a pic of OP? What happened to Jow Forums?
Perverted OP chick, prove that your body is even hot enough to cause instaboners.
Keep wrestling if you want to stop being a boner condoner as you will develop more testosterone and become ugly, good luck
>hear constant thumping and slams from upstairs that aren’t from people dropping weights
Hmmm
Holy shit i wish girl would wrestle me and lock me in her tights. Good shit.
What do you get out of larping as a woman on a tibetian kite flying forum?
cause i delivered sweet weeb wrestling in return. it's better than 3d tits any day.
fair enough, hopefully if i join more often other girls would join too but that would absolutely snowball into "omg be easy on me pleaseeeee" cardio bunnies flooding.
>tights
literally would live in tights if i could, my goal is to be that thunder thigh squathog that carries around the jug of water. you know the one
i'm not a projecting tranny, small neck. truthfully i'm on and off phoneposting while running errands before gym
>I'm not a projecting tranny, small neck.
Nice fucking jrpg dialogue. You're just an autist depraved of attention.
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Post body pic and tell me where you workout.
I'm up for some wrestling, I'll behave!
Pretty patrician fetish desu but OP is just a roleplaying autist until body is posted
Guys are very afraid of hurting girls for many reasons.
Show the men what you're willing to take from how you give/do to them.
Eventually you will learn to feel the masculine drive and how to spark it in other people while fighting.
>tfw no qt wrestling gf to fight over dominance with
Wrestle me. Ill get a boner but we can continue because we're both fit autists. Deal ?
>post body
I won't. I'd do it if I had self esteem and didn't mind somebody recognizing me somehow, but this thread I wouldn't want proof matched to making. I'd rather be called a larper than get linked to making these threads in the future when I post prog
Deal, but don't tell me you're the "boner-guy" cause I'll just have you wrestle someone else
If I were you, I'd talk to the guy in private. I'd tell him "look, I know what happened. I don't mind. It happens. As long as people aren't vulgar about it, I don't care". I'd totally wrestle you as long as the face is off limits.
but what if it IS a cup like an earlier user said and he didn't have a boner? I kinda doubt it, since he wasn't wincing in pain, but if I'm wrong and accuse him of having a boner isn't that like social sudoku? Even if he did, wouldn't he have a second round of embarrassment if I directly brought it up? I was just gonna play it off like it didn't happen
>face is off limits
Yes. Hair pulling, dick kicking, face, all that jazz isn't allowed. I like fighting but one of my biggest fears is losing teeth.
SAUCE NIGGA
Makya
Boners usually have a tendency to go in one direction, the likelihood he had a micropenis or his cock went erect completely forward isnt really all that likely unless he's in sweats (which is likely).
A few more sleuthing questions for you to answer that'll render your answer:
1. Are the gentleman in this ring regulars or is it usually just randoms in groups who like to spar for fun?
2. Was the guy sparring you with a particular wide stance that would leave his crotch open?
3. Have you caught the same dude starring at you before in other areas of your gym?
Now stop genderposting you tard and go back to your thread on /d/
If you have a decent body or atleast look good in tight clothes you could probably easily become a fetish porn star/prostitute and get paid to headscissor dudes.
You're just going to need to be ok with what happens when a young fertile female animal is in close physical proximity to a healthy adult male.
The feel of your soft skin and body, your proportions, the your smell all have a strong involuntary effect.
He can avoid trying to stick it in you (takes a huge load of self control) and then simply be an adult about how wrestling with me will causing the cock to engorge and even start oozing pre-cum.
Just try to ignore it. Grow up, you know?
>Boners usually have a tendency to go in one direction
He was smushing himself onto the ground, it was hard to tell.
>1. Are the gentleman in this ring regulars or is it usually just randoms in groups who like to spar for fun?
about 4-5 regulars, and a couple of them bring friends. The rest are people who come in for a day and maybe come back once.
>2. Was the guy sparring you with a particular wide stance that would leave his crotch open?
He crouched a bit because he was like 6'3 and I'm 5'10. I don't think he did it on purpose, but he had a gait, yes.
>3. Have you caught the same dude starring at you before in other areas of your gym?
I wave at almost anyone looking at me for longer than 3 seconds, so we usually waved at each other at least a couple times a day. Since it happened, he's had his headphones in/hood up/etc and just does that single nod if I wave.
>porn star
I wouldn't want to be that. I'm very scared of it, even.
>Grow up, you know?
I still barely understand wieners, they're scary and confusing! I feel bad if I'm the cause of them, too, but it's not like I can console and apologize for it either. It's like the best thing is to ignore it and just pretend I'm blind
>I wave at almost anyone looking at me for longer than 3 seconds
i'll never know this person
The only people I don't wave at are people I just waved at less than an hour ago, people who keep re-entering/exiting the room, and people who are going to/coming from the bathroom. People who were shy and didn't wave at first started waving eventually and sometimes made small talk.
Then no, he probably felt embarassed that you dropped him, go bully him or make friendly. Now cease, the Jow Forums bots will be up soon and id rather this thread die with dignity
>people who were shy and didn't wave at first started waving eventually
please dont do this, its a wave out of fear
if i was them the waving would be my only attempt to cope with the attention to avoid having to stop coming to the gym all together
Imagine you accidentally brapping when someone bodyslams you haha. Wouldn’t that be embarrassing haha
Let's spar, I'll hit you so hard you will never want to fight again
I have a small nose I'm very fond of. Normally I'd say the genitals are off limits but I don't mind a kick in the nads because I was so great at countering them at school. I'd trap the leg between my thighs and hop around with a moron in tow until he fell.
>Accuse
This is why I hate modern feminism. A guy has a boner and he is immediately morally conflicted and legally frightened. Which is why I specified you should talk to him in private and with specific wording. In fact, replace "care" with "mind". Of course the guy will deny it because he is scared or embarassed whether it was a boner or not. Just laugh and say "oh damn, this is so embarassing. We're going to be awkward forever."
At my college we had a few girls that wrestled it was fun but they always had a high level guy or their bf roll with them
I rolled with a bjj blue belt and scummed my way out of her guard a lot
>waving causing fear
I don’t think that’s my problem to solve. If they’re uncomfortable they usually just nod. I only wave if they’ve been looking at me.
>small nose
Same desu. Also face bruises makes me look like a battered wife so big no-no.
Accuse may be a harsher word than I mean to use, but it’s like if somebody came up and said “it’s ok your nip slipped” when it didn’t. I was just gonna laugh it off anyways since it’d be more awkward if I said nothing or took him aside to mommy him and tell him it’s ok if pp becomes big pp just don’t get funny white pee on the mat. I’m autistic, but not too autistic.
Please fuck off
please dont be rude to our very own wrestling mom
it may not be your problem to solve but is yours to cause! dont provide fuel to people's socially awkward fire
Hmm, I’ll gauge people a little more, then. It seemed harmless to me, but I’ll give them a break.
I'm a judoka with a soft ryona fetish. Alas, I live in the Netherlands. Wish I could put you into a submission sometime...
>soft ryona
Blease explain, I only know ryona is beating the fucking shit and piss out of girls but is soft ryona wearing moon boots and sockem boppers?
>Netherlands
Why the fuck is everyone who’s into this somewhere ELSE
How’s your braps?
good thread
OP just wanted to wish you good luck. I getcha, I want to wrestle with the big boys too. I find it a different test of my fitness than my regular gym activities. The guys at my gym are polite, but I can tell they hate being paired with me for the reasons anons have posted above. They go easy, don't try, and are bored. The whole dynamic changes as soon as a female joins in. It sucks because I want to learn, but there are no other femails to spar with me
You had me believing until
>femails
Although you’re very correct about the vibe being thrown off. It’s kind of like joining voice chat and suddenly their voice is Liquid Gold Deep edition
Thank you, here is more art
Think of it this way. You can go on vacay and have an extra activity to enjoy. Imagine the fun. Like a global beatdown tour.
Soft ryona is like ryona, but less violent. Like, you know they mean business when they hit the girl, but they're not looking to maim or cripple. Also, a lot of hardcore ryona also contains stuff like gore and drowning, which really isn't my thing. I just want a girl that can throw and take a punch and fuck afterwards.
Going on vacations to get my ass beat sounds expensive
>not gore, maiming, or semi to actual permanent damage
Oh that’s fair. As long as face is off limits then soft ryona owns. I’m not a fan of being punched in the face. Head is fine on paper
Fuck me I wish my gf actually did squats and cardio instead of being a lazy slob
Value what you have user.