"user it's the time for an anal tongue massage"

>"user it's the time for an anal tongue massage"

What you do.

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Tell the hoe to wash her ass first

there is more to life than temporary pleasure and just because she is a female doesnt make this okay this is very dangerous you could get bad bugs

why not plant trees instead?

*unzips tounge*
(it's actually my dick)

Stick my tongue out and get to work

What's the fun if it's completely clean, better it to have some aroma on it.

I think I will do this, but I love the idea of doing it after having licked her anus for at least 1 hour.

>asian
No thanks. Asians are just as disgusting as blacks.

Fucking kill yourself fucking freak

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>What you do.

an anal tongue massage

Why would I want you to massage my tongue with your anus?

>implying that picture isnt ironic shitposting
Absolute legend

>you could get bad bugs

What kind of bugs? I eat my gf ass every weekend.

Pin worms and other parasites are very common, I wish I saved that article about the dude that had three parasites from eating ass

nice try bugposter. trees are filled with bugs.

It's easily treatable, so who cares?

Kill yourself degenerate

origpizza

That guy was a faggot who was literally eating ass on the subway

I like when the anus is nice and dark.

Anal bleaching is a sin.

Why is licking poop sexy to you? Fags are mentally ill so it makes sense. Are you also mental?

I've actually been planning to. I hope that makes you happy.

There are things that must be done regardless their dangerousity, eating ass is one of them.

Why not just seek help user? Zoloft helped me

"Sure, babe. Roll over and let me sit on your face."
t. dude

Took meds for over 2 years, it made no difference. My case is beyond saving.

What is your problem user? Why are you depressed?