Tfw haven't had sex in 2 months

Sex is overrated

Having a fuckbuddy has always been q piecr of cake for me. Girls see me as a teddy bear.
>know a girl
>she tells me she likes me
>we spend time together
>eventually we fuck
>I open my heart to her
>realize she doesn't care
>calls me whenever she's horny
>treats me like a doll with a penis
It sounds good but it's horrible,especially when she doesn't even listen to you or give a shit about your life. These female species are usually the most dangerous. They will swallow you and fuck so hard without keeping in mind that you need your dick for later in life.

What age is this wizard status?

>conservative muslim and only allows me to suck tits and other than that give hand jobs
Think shes s secret thot....u muslim too? Does she know ur sexual history

>basing your self worth in how frequently you slam your meat into some whore
absolutely pathetic.

I don't give a fuck about religion and have fucked plenty of girls before and she is aware of all that. She says she's a virgin and I am sure she is because she knows fuck all about seduction and arousing a man.

>not basing your self worth in that
Absolutely pathetic.

you'll understand when you're older

>blindly following your biological imperative like an animal
Absolutely savage pilled.

>tfw dodged wizard status to a whore in Amsterdam

Had a couple more years but still.

Post body if your going to make such a gay post

Well of course I will because my libido will go downwards from there.

This, as a goodlooking im not sure if girls actually likes me or its just my looks that they want.
I tried being with thots only because of sex since im very good at everything about sex, but i just feel empty.
Also now i fucking hate when girls calls me handsome and shit, its like they dont give any fucks about my
I know this is probably some phaggy shit im talking about, but still i want to love a girl and connect, and do retarded shit together, sex is great, but sex with a girl you actually like is special

>First time having sex
>Fuckbuddy, screwed her 3 days after we met
>We stop talking, next three months i sleep with 2 other girls just like that
>2 years of absolutely no action with women at all
>Date a girl briefly but we cant do it since i study abroad, havent gotten laid since then
>Its been almost two years since that happened...

Sometimes I feel like an incel even though I have been with a couple of women, never had a serious relationship now. Currently, women notice me more than ever in my life since Im in my best shape but I just cant get myself to talk/ask them out/kiss them, I just came back from the gym and the local gymthot was smiling at me but I sperged out and buried myself in my phone to avoid her... i feel like a complete piece of shit because I see women are interested in me but I cant get myself to go GET them :( Anyone else in the same boat?

so you were fwb with your ex, and you broke it off cause shee fucked some other guy too?
Did you expect loyalty out of your ex as a fwb or something?

my fetish is to be used as a sex doll with a penis by thots. how do I make this happen?

maybe you'll understand that sex is unfulfilling and vapid unless you have very low self worth

>so you were fwb with your ex, and you broke it off cause shee fucked some other guy too?
not because she fucked, but because fucked that guy full knowing how i'd feel about it
>Did you expect loyalty out of your ex as a fwb or something?
all signs were on us getting back together, as stated from some friends around us

I have a gf and I still feel like an incel. Its cuz shes not that great looking and she always says I can do better

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30 years old
Good on you. Have you got any without pay?
I don't care enough go get a whore. Plus any legal prostitution is quite far from me.

>going back to your ex
>still again gets mad with fwb ex fucks another guy

FWB means basically she can fuck other guys you stupid shit, no offence

>approaching wizard status
>racist frogposter

Lol every time

we never stated "we're fwb now"
and yes i know what that means user
again it's not the fucking in itself i'm mad about
it's the way she gave zero shits about my feelings

How to get a FWB? How to know if a girl is down for that kind of arrangement?

-t. guy whos out of college and no longer has any interaction with women

oh and she didn't want to acknowledge that condoms aren't safe against every std
she shrugged it of saying "but i was looking afrer protection, don't be stupid that's what they're for"
while we were doing it without any protection, her on the pill, for 2 months

It's not phaggy shit. I feel you on this. Literally a 10/10 blonde girl was talking to me today like she knew me and smiling like a creep. I told her " Do I know you? Then she is giving me this bs OMG you look so much like my friend I m sorry,where are you from anyway? I just told her I am in a hurry and left.I alrrady knew where that was going. I've had so many women be so obsessed with my looks but they don't give a shit about me as a person,and it's not about the personality either because I'm usually chill,confident and very open minded but it's the appearance that completely blinds them. Makes me think if attractive females feel the same way when guys hit on them.
Just be born attractive mate. Not much to do. But it's not as nice as it sounds. At least from my perspective.

ikr i just finished university and i'm in the same boat, except whenever i interacted with girls they were obviously not interested, but still, i gotta try something.

>have gf
>sex is great and she’s fine af
>she has BPD and constantly fluctuates between loving me and hating me
>doesnt trust me at all and constantly accuses me of cheating on her
>love her to death but now i am worn out and actually contemplating cheating on her just to spite her
I hate my life, sex isnt worth it

Just walk up to them and start with a compliment. Then ask them something about themselves. Listen to what they say and dont interrupt. Act interested and ask them out from there or for their phone/ insta or whatever they wanna give.
I've felt that way before, would only end up actually talking to girls in environments where I could be drunk cause it took the edge of my anxiety and superficially increased my confidence.
Best way to go about it is to just do it in an enviornment you can be 90% sure you'll never see them again. If you get rejected, be polite and tell her have a good one. Move on. You'll never see the bitch again, and there's a chance if you did, she might have reconsidered, and approach you this time. Tell yourself that.

>keep having sex
>but it's never with HER

Sounds like you weren't over her. Having sex with an ex you're not over is dangerous; that's how you got hurt like that. Avoid doing that again. If you fuck an ex again, make sure you just wanna rail that bitch and nothing else.

>Just be born attractive mate.

OK but how do you actually meet the grillz? I have no friends and am pretty antisocial

>Sounds like you weren't over her
i wasn't
we were 3 months apart
started seeing each other for 2 months
and because other people told me they had a feeling we were getting close again
i was catching feelings again
> make sure you just wanna rail that bitch and nothing else.
yeah learned from that
i dont want to have sex with a girl just for sex sake, i need emotions with it

>tfw haven't had sex in 15 hours

end me

>tfw lose my boners when I stand up or while putting on a condom
>not fat
what the fuck am i doing wrong? I'm attractive enough to get laid easily but just put it off because this has happened a few times.

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tinder, or go to social events like concerts, art crawls, shit like that. Might be kinda hard cause you might look like a loser going alone, so if they ask who you're with tell em your douchebag friends dipped on you. They might feel bad and ask if you want to hang with them. Then you're in already, wait till the end and ask what they're doing afterwards, bam.

I haven't had sex in over 10 years, and it was MY CHOICE. It's not anywhere near as big a deal as you're making it out to be.

>brought a girl back on new year’s
>couldn’t stay hard, ended up eating ass instead
happy 2019

>Just walk up to them and start with a compliment. Then ask them something about themselves. Listen to what they say and dont interrupt. Act interested and ask them out from there or for their phone/ insta or whatever they wanna give.
Everyone saying this but it's not working.
Whenever I try to start a conversation all I'm getting is the irl equivalent of one liner replies,
eventually I get tired of asking and carrying the conversation and that's the end
I don't get it, I'm not ugly nor dumb, am a manlet though (5'10)

As someone who had a bipolar bitch roommate, lemme just say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT.

Stop masturbating. You masturbate sitting down too much, i had the same problem

are you the same guy who complained about this yesterday

yesterday? can't seem to remember

...

Why is the sex so good with these girls but the rest of the relationship so fucking bad. I want off this ride

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>have had several times when a girl is ready and willing
>panic every time and bail
>24yo kissless virgin
At least my lifts are going up.

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>tfw no sex in 15 minutes
Aaaaah, how do you virgins live like that? I'm literally unable to function when I'm not ballsdeep inside my gf.

is tinder really worth it outside of the us

there was some guy complaining that his ex-gf fucked one of his friends after they'd stopped seeing him
maybe it was a couple days ago though just sounded similar enough

don't cheat, just break up lad
don't be the person you hate

oh nah
she was fucking him while we were seeing each other

not a bad way to end the night, was it a nice brapper at least?

Then the chicks you're talking to are just shallow, and probably just thots wanting to fuck.
In that case, once you can tell that, jump to the point and ask if they want to go out.
There's a good chance that their one liner replies aren't because they're not interested or won't go out with you, but because they're dumb and shallow and just don't have anything interesting to say.
That, or you were wrong when you picked up signals that they were interested in you. But that doesn't matter, one dumb thot turning you down is nothing.

worth in uk

>work on being social
Cold approaching. I rarely go to parties or any festival shit like that because I am dedicated to fitness. What I do is create a scenario where I need her help for something incredibly minor as an excuse just to talk. Like for example let's say " Asking how many mins for the train to come? Or where is the bread section in the supermarket? Or when I see some girl trying food I make this tempting face and ask her if it's good or not. I can literally make a conversation about anything. Today I asked the coffee promoter in my hypermarket if my hairstyle looks good or not and how'd she rate it? Told her to be honest with me and she rated it a 4. I gave her a high five,thanked her for the coffee and walked away. Next time I ll go to the hypermarket she'll be smiling at me and being more friendly.
Don't do this.

don't know user seems like it's worthwhile everyone besides germany

when in doubt, eat her out
Why do you think you couldn't stay hard? Not into it, she not that hot, whisky dick, too much porn, what?

>tfw haven't had sex in 28 years

fuck you op

degenerate
imagine not being chaste lmao

ironically i've met 2 german girls on tinder in the uk

fucked em?

Thanks. Ive had luck cold approaching. I walked up to a young latina qt and told her she was cute and got her phone, we talked but I didnt put much effort

>Got married
>sex pretty much every day for several years
>Seperated 2017
>Feel like shit ever since
>Have had sex once since, and that was with her after i helped her move some furniture around
Im just fucking 28, but no single girls anywhere around - such is life in stem i guess. Big technical university in a not that big town. Feels like its 80% guys in my age bracket around here

This is good advice. I go to shit like that cause I'm already actually interested in it and enjoy going anyway. user shouldn't go to a concert to see a band he doesn't care about just to pick up girls. I figured he'd sub it for something he's actually interested in.

yeah honestly good shit had a fwb with one of them for about half a year before we called it off because classic catching feelings
amazing sex though from both of them. probably not enough of a sample size to draw a correlation but y'know

damn user maybe i should try it

Thanks mate, I will at least give it a try

Why the fuck did you get married in your early 20s? Or in your 20s at all. You’re a fucking idiot

>tfw only had six eleven times today

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you should
i kinda gave up on tinder as of recent b/c i'm looking for something substantial but it's definitely worth it. just cast your net wide and don't be too bummed out if people don't reply, lots of girls just have it for the ego boost. if a girl agrees to go out with you for drinks it's almost impossible to fuck it up unless one of you is completely insufferable

so what's working in germany instead, besides being a rapefugee I mean

This. I was retarded and go engaged at 19. Thankfully we didn't actually marry and as we were putting plans together, she found out about me fucking some whore in high school and broke up with me over it.
I'm so glad, and see the error in that choice now. Felt like God looking after me.

never had a ONS, only met girls to be in relationships with
honestly you meet people at house partys and stuff
but i don't know how well tinder actually works

It's okay. Just do this often and start being more open and vulnerable with people. Literally do not give a fuck or feel any feeling of shame or embarrassment. I've discovered from my experience that girls are more likely to be into you if you do something pathetic and be cocky and proud about it with not a single feeling of shame. Heart ice cold. Literally not giving a fuck. I am not telling you to act stupid but simply speak your mind without fear. It's when you're honest with yourself the moment girls or people in general are going to be into you more.
Well,other than that your advice is good.

Is it bad if I havent had sex in over a year but have got blowjobs from 5 girls in that period? Had a condom break and had dysfunction since then if I try going all the way

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If this is not working you are simply ugly. It works for people giving you this essentially worthless advice. The difference is your are genetic trash compared to them.

>haven't had sex since december
>it wasn't even enjoyable it was some fat slag i met through a friend and i didn't even nut

i am exceedingly lonely

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>tfw 21y virgin that got offered sex in a nightclub

Too bad I'm socially autistic.
I rejected her without even saying a word. I feel like I have rejected like 5 girls by now by not complying.
I'm doomed.

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Nah, this place may have given me body dismorphia but simply looking into the mirror I can see that's not true.

Its weird when i could literally spit the most retarded shit out and thots would still be like "hahaha you so funny". Went full arrogant mode on a thot, single words responses etc, she at first showed me a bitch attitude, but after a few looks she changed her mind and got all sweet like "we should know each other" bla bla bla. Turned out the bitch had a BF aswell.
Most girls do in fact not care about personality, its a meme. So sad really

Sex is pointless if there are no emotions involved. Whats the point? A girl hugging and kissing you and really meaning is 1000x more worth then getting your dick sucked by some random sloot.

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She's trying to convert you. You should convert her into your personal fucktoy instead.

Go back to plebbit.

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Yes. It's true.Zyzz knowed this before us. Arnold knowed this. Just look at their attitude for fuck sake. This board is specifically created for people who are improving day by day by working out and then throwing all this improvement away with ranting about their insecurities, my hair this my body that.. It's about how you treat yourself. Treat yourself as a king and others will follow.

Knew* my english's legit dying slowly.

Lol try 3 years fag

Spoiler alert thats how girlfriends are too

dump her retard

It could be a lot fucking worse. You could have the girl decide to take advantage of the way you feel and pretend she feels the same way just because she’s a lonely bitch who’s too much of a thot for anyone to date and drag on a shitty relationship with you

My ex has BPD too. She was also fine as fuck. She would get mad at normal things and wouldn’t even tell me. She would like zone off to the corner the room sometimes and wouldn’t listen to me then would start apologizing frantically and maybe even start crying.
I fucking loved her tho, i liked the fact that i was the strong male figure she can rely on in her life. Funny how she dumped me when i was going through my own depression. I havent had sex since and am lowkey avoiding. Been 7 months. I feel inadequate as the reason we broke up was because she hadn’t been wanting to have sex for a month and when I asked her she told me she didn’t love me anymore to do it anymore on a day I was taking her to the restaurant we had our first date in because she was leaving for 3 months to do her gapyear. I was all dressed up and shit with a nice summer jacket and a shirt and everything. Since then I talked to her on a couple of occasions and all of then ended up being her telling me how sorry she is, she even went on to kiss me on the cheek to show empathy.
Fuck her anyways bros she now works in a bar pouring beer for people wasting her time or rather “ experiencing life, and getting her hands dirty” as she explained to me when I saw her on the new years eve. When I asked her why she told me she wasn’t and immigrant like me so she had to go through hardships to pay her debt or some nonesense shit like that.
Anyways bro you should break up with her because people with literal mental illnesses are not stable enough to have a serious relationship with where you invest your most valuable thing, the time you have in this life.
What am I even talking about anymore