/FPH/ & /FPS/

Because there must always be one.
Remember to report all off topic posts that try to derail.

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oh my god

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I love these threads

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then fucking contribute, you scum

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I’m not evil ;)

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What the fuck
>That hoof

“Fatcrossfitbabe” like she’s ever done CrossFit

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Lmao these fucking fatties are giving the Jews a run for their money for being the most entitled cunts on the planet.

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How the fuck do you even end like that.
There must be a point where you realize that you are doing something wrong.

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pls no

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to be fair, i didnt notice the foot til she mentioned it

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she probably would've had a pretty good life back in the wild west breaking horses

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I'm assuming that's a dating app or something. That's really brave to post that publicly like that.

WTF is wrong with her foot. Mighty spartacus rip my heart off my chest

She looks like Danny Devito

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> all of my problems revolve around being fat
> i will not lose weight
Honestly

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I would leave the lake if i saw this. The tidle waves caused by it entering and exiting the water would be too much for me to overcome without my water wings

> a 9 year old weighed more than i ever have in my entire life
Fucking wow

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I for one wouldn’t complain if they made seats larger, if it didn’t increase the cost tho. Which is impossible so who cares

I’m at a loss for words bros

Right now I'm trying to climb from 170 to 185 and it feels like I'm trying to climb Everest without legs. This bitch did it before she was 9

I've seen some horrible gore but this is the only picture I've ever seen that makes me actually gag just by glancing at it.

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kek manlets

> t. Fatty
Im 5’8” you cock pocket, bet you look like the penguin from Batman Forever you fucking goomba, quit being a fatass and go roll yourself down a hill.

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seething

> standard NPC response
By golly you got me!

bro calm down its just a meme, im 5'8" too but im finding it way harder to cut than to bulk

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Fuck you bitch theres no calm down in this life it pays to be high strung 24/ fucking 8 baby and thats how i live. Driving fast east past bitch and i bet you’re slow “chill” retahhd ass doesnt know what that means do you? Listen up slowzone, it means go full speed and past everyone who is chill and you’ll fuckin be champ, eh? Fuckin idiots like you on this board absolutely fry my beans caus syou thing your so hot and tight but in reslity your a fucking asshole beainf eatin, not the eater. Dimbfuck

>lol you’re fucking garbage
Kek

>ass teacher
>second person
love it

bitch that's instagram.

People might pay good money to see a cow riding a horse.

based strokeposter

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Why do they have a food trolley that comes through the weight loss ward? That's like having a bar at a rehab center.

You got a point

As a medic you begin to loathe fat people. This one time we get a call for a dislocated shoulder. This obese woman had dislocated her shoulder from taking off her bra. I can't fathom how these people live like this.

ive seen a 3 titty woman but never 4 titties. didnt think that was possible

ever since i've started watching my 600 pound life i've come to hate a lot of morbidly obese people. i understand alot of them had issues like sexual harrasment and all but they never seem to really want to help themselves. the last episode with jeanne made me want to vomit and her family were the worst enablers i had ever seen.

thats a good point but part of these peoples problem is that they have no self control so whats the point of even helping them when once they leave the hospital they just go right back to their old ways

I can just tell that the third response is from some she-boon whose gut weighs more than a pregnant sow.

Legit did not notice the deformed hook foot. Only noticed the chubby. I hold nothing against deformities, they can't control that. They can control their obesity.

>fat and shameless
>wow so brave #truehero
back to tumblr

Cmon user we’ve all seen total recall

Yeah she quit the program too. I get her dad died while they were away but the way the show makes the program look. They tell the person what to eat and they come back one or two months later. Who’s to say she couldn’t just move back home and continue eating healthy? She failed and used her dads death as a reason to go back to being shit

>Taking a shower, dressing oneself, and entering a car are exercise

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real talk, /fph/ has nearly cured me of my stuffer/gainer fetish

thank you anons

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>no stretch marks
truly i am a skinlet

post body

I was wondering how this story would be funny. Then I got to the bottom and kekked good.

Ah, Cece Capella. One of the best bodies I've seen in porn.

Time to scavenge my old externals for forgotten porn, it seems.

I really don't understand why you would take joy in sabotaging someone trying to improve themself

> the foot

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Jesus fucking christ, for once I actually gagged.

this is the type of shit we need. parents verbally abusing and bullying their children so they grow up strong. I am so happy that my dad would call me fat as a kid because now im not a piece of shit fatass like my brother

I agree with points 2,3 and 5.

>all of these problems are solved by not shoving food in your gob
and they wonder why people hate them

> 'curvy'

That's the literal definition, a sphere is not curvey, it's a curve.

Calling bullshit on that one.

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Fucking lol, tyre wearing out

Top notch

>parents verbally abusing and bullying their children so they grow up strong.
You're wrong. You're extremely wrong. Parents should never verbally abuse and bully their children, often when they do its not to help them, it's because they're mental.

What you mean to say is parents should be truthful to their kids when they have instilled them with proper behavior and eating habits and the kids have chosen to suffer the consequences of not listening, much like East Asian culture where they will call someone fat, not to bully them, but because they are and it's unhealthy.

My family has been destroyed thanks to my abusive parents, we weren't even bad children, or fat. I was verbally abused every day for not wanting to eat, working out and losing weight. I had many things taken from me before I had the "strength" to take it back. I'd much rather have loving parents who supported my weight loss than the ones who abused me and "made me stronger".

Tl:dr stop being a fucking retard

I'm 6'2" and I've never been up to 186.
Auschwitz victim reporting in.

>have skinny friend
>ask for tips and advice
>use said tips plus that of fit
>get skinny
>see same friend years later
>she's fat now
>she still has a boyfriend tho
>I'm still an HHKV

I guess no matter what I do I lose

>Linda Bacon

fresh pasta

What a complete asshole