Female Body Types

What's the best female body type and why is it the Braphog?

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For me honestly it’s slampig. Can’t have a relationship with them because they’ll become obese but damn if they arent great fuck material

Instathot if your dick is big enough to get past them juicy yams

Everything past chubby falls under slampig

Anything (on this chart) past slampig if I'm being quite honest.

do you think the thicc one is too thick?

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>because they’ll become obese
>WILL BECOME obese

I gots bad news for ya...

what people tend to forget is that females can have muscle AND fat at the same time.

combine the muscles of athletic/built with the fat of chubby/thicc and you're close to the perfect female form.

>gf is about to stop working retail and work a regular 9-5
>she's excited that she'll get to workout with me a few times a week
>going to take her from sticc to instathot over the course of the summer

oOOooOO BOIS WE DOIN IT

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nah everything after braphog is slampig material

Braphog

Thicc and chubby should be swapped. Thicc girls have a relatively small stomach

At which point she will leave you for Chad

Probably, but if she does it's whatever. She's about to hit the wall anyway.

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stop being animal go for braphog

how do i acquire braphog gf

>no titcow or tiddiemonster option
You are doing a major disservice to high test big tiddie lovers.

iktf. had to stop putting my dick in my regular braphog because of the wall. ain't fucked since november and have been ruining my dick with too much porn. i miss it but it ain't worth the emotional baggage.

wait at a mcdonalds and offer to pay for three of the meals they ordered.

Post a good titcow and I might add it

sticc for gf and braphog for fucking

that's the patrician choice

I want a braphog that's all

Gray hairs and wrinkles, that's a naw from me dawg

Ngl i would fuck every single one from the bottom row.

to each their own, homie. i've since tried to fuck an 18yo sticc with no personality and my dick just wasn't having it.

Same here those bitches are built for fucking.

Nothing better than slamming a slampigs's asshole

Yeah i would breed them so hard not a single drop of semen would be left in my balls.

>athletic, braphog, instathot
MUUUUUUHHHH FUCKING DIK

All of bottom row plus sticc is so fuckable

This right here

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I would impregnate entire bottom row. I dont even care if they had an STD, I would not cuck myself using a condom on these gigahoes

Wouldn't touch sticc, chubby or thicc.

That's not thicc either. It's a twisted version of thicc that is trying to be forced on men by HAES shills.

Slampig is the true thicc

>become obese

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>tfw dating a braphog that lifts with me.
She's became a tighter version of herself and it's good.

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You really need multiple dimensions to evaluate this, perhaps some kind of manifold.

X axis is fat %.
Y axis is waist and hips
Z axis is butt bubbleness
U axis is breast size
V axis is cellulite
W axis is muscle size

Humans won't understand this but pic related is a simplified version.

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Varbie, always varbie.

based

what does a negative value indicate

Top taste, plus if they drop the 'var then they'll just become athletic, so still based.

What's the wall?

i'd bang em all.

The absolute Chad.
I personally on like Sticc women who are pale as fuck.

This chart is missing so many.

Where are the farthogs? The milktrucks and milktanks! Contrary to popular belief slampigs and slamhogs are very different.

>tfw no sticc, athletic, built, varbie, big ron, instathot, braphog, chuby, thicc, or slampig gf.

This is it, this is my final feel.

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If you guys unironically think instathot and braphog tier are not objectively the best then fuck off.

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