Can I put my hand on your dick during the movie?

can I put my hand on your dick during the movie?

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no you wont be doing that

I'm trying to watch the movie. Please stop asking me that, mom.

why the fuck would you do that tho

I have a small one, you ignorant redneck

teasing is fun

no. bitch begone, i am drawing closer to the Lord.

then why the fuck would you ask me for my permission
either do it if you want to tease me or don't, if you ask for it then it means you just want to be dicked and it's silly to tease after asking for it

also I won't be able to pay attention to the fucking movie if you do that, so why are we watching a movie in the first place

it's fun to multitask or try to at least

If you have to ask then you ain't ready.

i would be very apprehensive but secretly find it hot

That sounds nice. Is that all you're going to do with it?

no, the only reason i go to the movies is because i want to watch the fucking movie, not have my dick touched. maybe afterwards in the car.

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Can I finger you until you become audible to the surrounding film goers during the movie?

that's a bit dangerous, over the clothes penis rubs seems pretty harmless

Oh, over the clothes?
That's fine, why even ask?
I'm gonna need to at least place my hand between your thighs nevertheless..

You can get off my fucking board you filthy cunt.

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gf hinted at this once and i blew it because i wanted optimal seating foor the film and didnt realize she wanted to stealth handjob me in the back, she broke up with me 2 days later.
i fucking hate being so thick, i want a horny fembot gf like this.

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I am, generally speaking, pro your-hand-on-my-dick. This is an argument for which you need not make a case. If you want your hand to be on my dick and we are in a setting in which that would be considered socially acceptable and I'm not giving obvious signals of disinterest, then you should put your hand on my dick.

i'm too autistic so wouldn't know how to react
if you've seen the way forest in forest gump reacts that would basically be me

No because that might lead to sex. You know I want to wait til marriage. Please don't be the devil's vessel for temptation.

you do realize the sort of girl that wants to perform semi-exhibitionist sexual acts in public will cheat on you with like 100 different guys, right?

Only if you tell me you love me and want to get married, I'll unironically feel like a.slut otherwise.