food is the best substance for PURE ANABOLIC GAINS. you only downplay this because you're an emaciated, weak little shit of a manlet with an equally embarrassing daily caloric intake.
nobody gives a shit that you can stay lean as fuck and peacock your little dainty fairy boy abs around for girls that won't ever see them. nobody cares about those needles you stick in your ass that don't do shit because you don't eat enough.
bench press is the best gauge of RAW PHYSICAL STRENGTH. you only downplay this because you're a pudgy, weak little shit of a manlet with an equally embarrassing bench press.
nobody gives a shit that you can bounce your morbidly obese gut off of your legs for your little bullshit wide stance "squat". nobody cares about your 5 inch ROM sumo "deadlift".
Like tons of plops and drops already and I’d estimate I’m only 50% through this disposal
It’s cause I stuffed a bunch of food down that is pushed the khan out into the toilet
Austin Bailey
How much do you weigh
Gavin Carter
Holy shit wtf I though my hemorrhoid was bad because until I saw this
Caleb Cruz
Reminder that this is a general for individuals physically training for a specific task over a period of weeks and months. Therefore, the ephemeral nature of anonymous posting is entirely useless, even counterproductive. If you want to have your hot opinions matter, you should get a trip and post your lifts. This is the only way anyone will believe anything you have to say about anything.
>started week4 of the bridge >still able to increase the weight holy shit if feels so good
Dylan Russell
>blah blah get a trip >on an Australasian Bowling Amateur Mailing List where anonimity is the default, and proof of identity should only be used sparingly and when absolutely necessary
Kevin Jackson
But a trip, plus body/lifts, IS absolutely necessary on a general dedicated to mass elevating on a Cambodian Carpet Weaving Enthusiast's pinterest. How else is anyone to know if you have a single fucking clue what you're talking about?
Cameron Powell
>How else is anyone to know if you have a single fucking clue what you're talking about? Nothing revolutionary is ever said, when people say something you'll typically either think "yeah I guess that makes sense" or "dude no that's totally retarded", whether there is a name attached to the post or not.
That's an oddly positive post coming from you, but you're still conceding that tripping right now holds no inherent value
Ian Miller
It's been 4 months since I hurt my knees squatting and I'm still getting a little discomfort. Feel really discouraged
James Campbell
>That's an oddly positive post coming from you,
I took preworkout for the first time in a month and a half, was in the gym itching like Tyrone Biggums, went maybe a little overboard on the squats (3x1 515 lbs, 3x2 445 lbs, 3x4 405 lbs, 3x7 365 lbs, 1x10 315 lbs) and am tired to the point of deliriousness.
>but you're still conceding that tripping right now holds no inherent value
No one is going to listen to your hypothetical revolutionary post because you haven't gotten a trip and posted body/lifts.
If you squat the bar all slow and shit, does it cause acute pain, or any additional pain at all?
Logan Brown
Yep, it's a nice one
Bentley Adams
Lmaaao it was fucking perfect. I almost did the same once.
Ethan Anderson
.t shit bench, shit squat, shit deadlift, shit every other lift, shit body, shit hobbies, shit job (jk you don't have a job GSFTNCBITDHOTTSFLFFOAWAPFNYA [Guffawed So Forcefully That Nicholas Cage Busted In To Do His Over The Top Stupid Forced Laugh From Face-Off At What A Poncing Fuck Nugget You Are]), shit life.
That's right. I took me a nap, drank me a Red Bull, and now I'm back and fresh and ready to put you blast like in every other thread. Again. So get a hold of yourself, quit the delusional LARPing on an Carthaginian Elephant Breeding Enthusiast's dropbox, post your no doubt pathetic body and lifts, fuck off to get your life in order, and stop being so predictable.
Youre stupid all the time, but cute when on pre workout
Jace Nguyen
Stop posting your feces, you stupid fuck.
Ian Perez
did seated dumbell ohp yesterday with baby weights and my abs are killing me today barbell OHP is a meme as an accessory, do DB
Zachary Thompson
What are the socks he's wearing called? My shins are fucked from deadlifting.
Jace Perez
Deadlift socks I think. Just google that and you'll find several decent brands and they're cheap (SBD sells them for like 17-19 euros I think) . I should get them as well when summer hits (currently dl-ing in trackpants).
Anthony Mitchell
I just got some baseball knee highs from a local sports store. I call them baseball knee highs because that's the marketing in America. I'm sure you've got soccer knee highs in Europe, or schoolgirl knee highs in Japan, or winter socks in Canada, or where ever the fuck it is you live.
And stop grinding the bar into your shins.
Eli Garcia
Don't worry, my tolerance will be built back up in no time, and I'll be back to needing to stack six scoops with a 9 volt battery to get a buzz. I should probably take a month off preworkout more than once every five years.
Henry Fisher
Maybe you should fix your sleep schedule first. Youve been up all night again.
Gabriel Kelly
Brrrpfft squuuish drip
Squuuuuuuuiiissh drip.. drop DROP! PLOOOP!!’
This is remnants of last nights Norman khan disposal
Dumbest post in thread and we still got 300 more posts to go.
Jose Collins
My shin was bleeding all over the bar the first time I DLed. It was at a pretty new LA fit so the bars still had a lot of knurl. Now I don't ride the bar up and down my shin. Problem solved. t. basketball short wearer
First day of OHP focused cycle, so pretty light. Hoping to hit some PRs on OHP since I got two bench PRs last month.
Andrew Martinez
>OHP >/plg/ >.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>wake up at 1 PM >lay in bed and shitpost for 2.5 hours >now going to cook me some lunch Peak comfy
Aaron Campbell
Why are you acting like if you were in a group with her she'd hop on your dick anyway? Sort your life out, retard.
Luke Barnes
What's your bench.
Ethan Butler
I'm guessing it's because he would find it a lot easier to talk to her if she was in a group with him.
Dylan Turner
14
Daniel Gomez
>Wake up at 11am >Play some apex >Have brekkie >Now going to the gym and it's going to be nice and quiet there
Dominic Cook
>repping more than 3pl8 on squat at 160# bw makes me my commercial gym's alpha male >scared to start going to serious gym where I am no longer alpha make
Austin Moore
it just gives an opportunity to start talking to her in a natural way, and gives us something to talk about than trying to make awkward small talk in the middle of a busy lecture or something
Guarantee its all in your head. No one is impressed by your 3pl8 squat lmao
Gavin Carter
>no clean underwear ahhhhhhhhhh Ive made a grave mistake
Zachary Gomez
With 3pl8 squat he is probably one of the strongest squatters in the gym, no one bothers to actually squat that heavy in commercial gyms.
Doubt anyone cares about his squat though. It's all about bench.
Dominic Cook
t. fatty
Owen Ross
time to go commando
Daniel Cooper
>training Larsen press, BTN press, CG bench, BTN pulldown, reverse hyper. >eating Meat and rice. >listening Dunno yet. >feeling Our water heater rotted out, so everyone is frustrated. I'm going to have to shower at the gym, and I'm NOT HAPPY.
How can you live like that? I feel like complete garbage if I sleep in late.
Levi Morales
If you're in a commercial or community center type gym full of old people and normies, squatting 3 pl8s as a small guy will attract attention. Hell, squatting 2 pl8s to depth will get compliments
Samuel Anderson
>training Highbar squats Spoto press RDLs LTEs
>eating Had a big shake for breakfast, making stir fry for dindin
>listening to Probably nothing today
>feeling Little tired, sleep was a little fragmented in the early morning, but overall pretty good
Dominic Foster
>Training Equipped squat: 1x@8 (probably gonna be around 485-500) 3 CT bench: 75-80% 6x2 Barbell rows: 3x15 @7 (probably 245) Incline bench side laterals: 12.5 3x20 DB skull crushers: 3x15 @7 (gonna give it a go with 20 lbs)
Probably some shoulder issue having boomers requested it.
Nicholas Torres
Why nigga. I screenshotted the Wednesday post.
Hunter Garcia
same now im disappointed i was really hoping for a dab
Colton James
Food poisoning?
Gabriel White
Bridge 3.0 3rd Day
Squat - No machines so should I do HB as prescribed or FS? Push - I don’t have an incline bench so that leaves me with floor press, are there any alternatives for press focus or just in general? My rack pins don’t go that low for floor press and I’m convinced I’ll destroy my wrists when I fail.
Caleb Rodriguez
Trigger warning, shitlord.
Linking that podcast is going to hurt some fee fees and raise some RPEs.
Gavin Myers
What a shit show.
Joshua Baker
>Starts with tranny talk
Lmao
Carter Russell
Yup
It'll come
Ethan Lewis
same but only shitting. did you train anyway?
Dylan Ward
>thread inspired me to eat oats
Gabriel Price
I had a dream that my penis was really huge but also the whole thing was hairy like up to the tip so now I am happy with my regular sized penis
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Austin Morris
Nice tweet
Jason Rogers
>tfw it's getting warmer >tfw i'm sweating twice as much as usual >tfw out of chalk >tfw i won't the chalk i ordered until april 1st at the earliest Fuck.
Gonna check if my local sporting goods store has some but I doubt it.
Ian Cruz
Do you have any rock climbing/bouldering facilities in your area? They usually sell chalk.
Easton Campbell
Time to move countries
Hudson Stewart
There is one not too far away, actually. Thanks for the suggestion user.
If not, I might make do with the few pinches I have left.
Hudson Taylor
how much more can you deadlift with straps/chalk?
Luis Long
>/chalk Fuck off retard
James Moore
My deadlift is weak as fuck to the point where my grip can easily keep up with my 1RM no problem, so chalk doesn't really make much of difference anyways.
It definitely affects my bench though. It feels like the bar is just sliding around when I'm not using chalk since my palms will get immediately sweaty.