Just bought condoms and viagra for maybe the first time i get sex AMA
Just bought condoms and viagra for maybe the first time i get sex AMA
why do you need viagra? are you an old man
How did you meet upppppppppppppporiginal
I'm 20 but I've fapped for 5 times a day for the last 2 years so I only get chubs when I watch porn or am around women
lol pathetic dude
Do you need the viagra cuz old and sad penor?
She went to the same coaching institute as me
Can't help it now
I wish, I wouldn't have been embarrassed at the pharmacists then
Dunno how this works. I jerk off like 20 times a week to porn and can still get a full hard on just using my imagination. I feel like this association is just something men come up with when they realize they are getting older and have ED.
You will probably sperg out of nervousness and do something really stupid.
BUT I'M 20 WHY AM I GETTING ED REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The worst i could do is reveal my true autistic self
3s? is that a micropenis?
Wait i bought a condom for the first time how do I know my size. I'm an average 5.7 inches when erect.
You moron orifios
What are your chances for successful pussy?
Quite high, hence why i dont want to fuck it up
should have checked the manufacturers website before buying
What? I bought it at a pharmacy, super embaressing, had to wait till everyone left while standing awkwardly at the counter
are you a pajeet???????!!!!!!!
totally originallo
the united nations says that everyone has the right to have sex, what are you embarrassed from?
Guessed from the condom brand?
My semi erect at best penis
first of all you ask us to AMA you, then you avoid questions, you should not be replying back to a question with a question, no one is forcing you to a) create this thread b) buy condoms c) buy viagra d) have sex
you did not check the manufacturers website and are blaming an unrelated embarrassment event for your carelessness, possibly buying condoms that do not fit you
1.Yes I'm a pajeet, me saying "guessed from the brand" is confirming that and asking how tf did you guess user
2.WHAT did i need to check the manufacturers website for??!??!!
3.yeah the condom thing is my bad i was toooo nervous and embarrassed buying them for the first time
2.WHAT did i need to check the manufacturers website for??!??!!
for the fuking condom size and what dick size it accommodates
Oh yeah my bad, I thought you meant the viagra, thought i had bought the wrong one or something
why don't you call off this whole sex thing and call it a day?
You should have told the pharmacist it was for your grandpa or a patient at the old folks home.
It literally might be my only chance to lose the v-card
I just said "you got any of that uhhh viagra?" he said "yeah ok". I wanted to talk as less as possible after that extra cringe
you do not sound ready, take a step back
I'm probably not and, frankly I'm scared as hell but I cannot be that robot who refused sex when he had the chance, atleast here the worst that happens is that I try and fail