Are you ready for Jow Forums The Anime?

Are you ready for Jow Forums The Anime?
God knows I am.

PV
youtube.com/watch?v=dyaHifY-N-8

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>how much heavy dumbells you can lift?
I dunno, maybe four

Awww hell yeah I'm ready for this.
Already read most of the manga.
Looking forward to it.

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none of these girls looks good
only basic cardio bunny thots

where is the thicc

C R I N G E

>Studios: Doga Kobo

Oh boy

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Luckily, HAES is non-existent in Japan

Sensei where? Zina doen't pop up for a while, I'm surprised they're advertising her already.

Akemi is my wife.
Don't you dare talk to her.

She looks like a whore

Not only is she thicc, she's a delicious brown blonde thicc

YESSSS

You are like a little baby

Theres actually a chapter in the manga where they start to become thicc [spoiler] where they bend over and rip their skirts cause their glutes are growing[/spoiler] and they specifically work to not be as thicc, much to the dismay of the background machos. Japanese culture apparently doesn't like large ass and thighs, and instead just try to be lean as possible.

that explains why japs are so smoll

i've always wanted to visit japan and mogg everybody with my superior slav doormode

do you think 3.14 asian waifus will like that?

unfortunately, japanese girls think westerners smell like corpse

how about you take a bath?

no, that's only you

I literally live in japan and no one thinks that, lmao. Teenage to young adult japanese women are obsessed with white dudes, because it pisses off their traditionalist parents and defies the antiforeigner stigma of their people.

Also what led you to make up a story with corpse as the smell?

No.
Japanese women have the same beauty standards as men.
They'd probably think you are grotesque

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They will unironically assume you're gay.

Well they won't be wrong

This. Spent two weeks in Tokyo, the only spot where I saw relatively big dudes was this small set of blocks filled with gay bars.

Can't wait for otaku to invade my gym for a week because some cartoon girls told them to

>lifting for women

SS + GOMAD chesus rist these wahmen are twigs

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>where is the thicc

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average gym goes after 1 year of training

>Another Choco girl

Based doga kobo

What the fuck is this garbage and why is it on fit board?

I'm already at your gym, friend. I'm the half-asian guy taking 22 minute breaks between sets of deadlifts, watching anime on my phone. Say hi next time.

I'm probably going to waste so much money on gym related merch if they release any.

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>Buying anime brand gym gear
user... figs are one thing, but that's just retarded

I wear anime related singlets when I train but yeah no anime girls on those. I saw on their twitter account they they released a protein shaker with the girls on it but it looked like a limited release or a prize from a competition.

Suddenly I possess the desire to purchase hand grips to develop strong forearms.

Got this the other month and wear it quite often

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Tell us about your visit to those bars, user-san.

The reason I lift is so that when I hit 1/2/3/4 I can unironically wear waifu shirts and mog everyone.

this truly is the power of Japanese entertainment

It's Jow Forums related. And it's high IQ content.

Idolshit is just girly Jow Forumsshit

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Sure
And I live in space, aliens LOVE huge white cock

1/2/3/4 is not waifu shirt worthy

>Also what led you to make up a story with corpse as the smell?

He's from r/AsianMasculinity

Didn't actually go in any, was [spoiler]with my gf[/spoiler] and actually took a combination of both extremely bara ads for bars/a huge ad about HIV awareness to make me realize where we'd walked through.

can you hook me up bro?

Nigga, Love Live track jackets look great.

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Cope asiankek

I am ready now

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I'd wear Ruby's.

Based.
Don't forget the cute accessories for Rubymaxxing.

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Gotta beat on some poshns.

>watching anime
unironically why? the animation and visuals are cheap, voice acting and writing terrible and with subs you actually have to pay attention to generally vapid media.
There are like 3 good anime shows ever.

this thread is pathetic.

fuck this cringe shit with broscience bs

>There are like 3 good anime shows ever.
go on

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regardless of what I say someone will tear it to shreds.

Not him but
Hokuto no Ken
Jojo
Dragon Ball
I've seen over 200 animes from sol to mechas and I can easily say that most of them are garbage

I lift for the day Guts battles Griffith in one final showdown.
so that Guts can live peacefully with Casca forever.

Casca is a piece of shit, literally

Fuck you

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The only good one is High School DxD. It’s self-aware in how cringey it is and is basically all fanservice.

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Go on then, name the 3 good anime shows for us

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Minecraft Story Mode
Cory in the House
Tom and Jerry

>siding with the cuckhold still mad that his nigger gf had her brains fucked out
>because he lost his main jacking off arm and ended up raising his gf's son

I lift for the day Donovan battles Griffith in one final showdown.
so that Donovan can live peacefully with Guts forever.

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Cringe.

Go fuck yourself

Christ

>3 choices
>picks JOJO
Lmaoing at your life

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Poshns are still a thing ?

I guess Machio is more your type

They evolved into bandshillposhns now. /llsifg/ is beyond saving now.

God I want to feel her abdomen strength.

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>tfw Akemi's type of guy
I wish she was real bros ;_;

Aside from some occasional Youbro shitposting, I stopped visiting /llsifg/ after the Bandori shilling,
Hell I even stopped playing.

this show will be insane

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A slight exaggeration but basically true.

Even "good" anime will be loaded with tons of horseshit filler-

1:30 intro
1 minute recap of the whole last episode
30 seconds where they basically repeat the scene where the last one ended
7 minutes of actual-ish plot filled with characters gasping, then saying exactly what's been going on:
*Pulls out saber*
"Oh no, he's using his super ninja saber!"
"The super ninja saber? That's impossible!"
"Indeed, I too thought it was impossible. Legend says the super ninja saber was sealed away 1,000 years ago by the Goddess Jafu to end the Great Demon War which we've said a million times but let's run the b-roll footage you've already seen of the Great Demon War one more time, mk?"
"Oh no!"
*Cut to commercial with some rift for 10 seconds. Cut back from commercial with another 10 seconds*
*Show the last 30 seconds where you cut away one more time, reusing most footage*
*Another 7 minutes*
*Stupid cliffhanger*
*2 minutes of credits*
*1 minute of next time on...*

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1. Naruto
2. Naruto Shippuden
3. Boruto

Evojellybean
Scooby-Doo
Glitter Force

Most ambios I've watched aren't really like this at all. There's a bit of filler, and intros and outros and the like, but you generally get 20 good minutes out of a 25 min ep, and if the stuff you're watching is all exposition about the mystic sword you're probably not watching particularly good shows.
Imagine not picking JoJo

Bro sunshine was asshole

How can the part featuring You Watanabe be ass ?

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hey asking for a friend are the aliens the shapeless blob kind or the spiky xeno kind just wondering hahaha and if they have nice tendrils could you hook me up with one male or female both work just for a friend hahaha

Where's my fucking Oga waifu?

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