Why don't you just become gay!?
It fixes EVERYTHING!
It makes your dick feel so good! Does it really matter if its not a girl? This is nice too!
Do you think the guy having warm tight delicious walls on his dick cares?
Why sit home and get no response on tinder, when you could download grindr and get it on with a supercute asian twink within the week!
Go gay, get suck and fuck.
What good has being straight ever done for you?
Get your dick hugged warm!
Just look at these two. These are great rolemodels.
While you sit there in the dark, STEWING WITH YOUR PISS BOTTLES, this straight man is using this cute twink as a cock holster.
Then they play vidya and eat ice cream. And everybody is happy and satisfied! This could be you user, get yourself together!
You have no chance with women. But you can still get a cute twink. There are more hapas than ever. The trap/twink marked is booming.
Common user. It makes your dick feel good. I know you want to try something new, from just fapping alone all the time.
Who are you gonna be? If by the gods blessings you ever got a gf, who do you wanna be?
The virgin loser beta? She has all sorts of sexual experience over you. While you're a pale untouched virgin loser, that she just graces with pussy.
Or are you gonna be experimental big brain Chad? What sexual experiences I have had? I could fuck the shit out of all your exes, you hoe! I am big brain experimental Chad. I have had tons of sex. I fuck guys in the ass until they love me!
Its your choice user. You could be that guy. Hell, you would probably have more of a chance with women as the gay ass pounder, because then all ypur awkwardness is because of society being too complicated for gays. Now you are just another beta cuck!
the gay sexual marketplace parallels any other. isnt the idyllic monkeyfucking world like in your head.
ugly men or ugly women, your choice
or maybe you should sell a smile to that pretty girl you like, who knows? Jew.
Men cannot love men like women and men can love each other. And this is not about sex. If it was people would just get a prostitute. Also why the fuck did you shop Drake and Josh onto the fags?
STOP
LOOK AT ME!
you don't want to waste time begging for pussy!
You want your dick to feel good.
And the fastest way for you to achieve that is to make a twink sit on it!
Take your dick in his butt! Just stuff it in there! And fuck him straight! Be a man user. I know you're tired of this loser life. You're ready to try anything. I am telling you: this will make your dick feel really good!
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
GET THE TWINK
GET THE SUCK
GET THE FUCK
MAKE DICK FEEL GOOD!
it seems to be really important to you to make your penis feel good for a short amount of time.
you should try masturbating
OPs image is true love.
It is two people capable of feeling love, making love with one another.
Of course it is going yo be two males. This is natural and beautiful. A rite of passage. Something every boy has to go through. Now it is your turn.
Do it user. It is only natural and beautiful. The more you get into it, the cuter a twink you get to fuck.
You would not mind being the guy on top in OPs picture. I know you! You are a dirty little faggot boy, you want to put your peepee all the way into the cute twinks ass, you little pervert. Do you like dominating cute twinks with your big hard cock?
This thread is not comfy at all.
Quite frankly its disturbing, why would you want a dick up your ass? That shit would hurt.
I have a femboy bf and am also dating an enby right now.
Being gay is fine, but only if you're a cute boy/femboy.
masc is gross
But that isn't sex.
I bet you would really like to be the "attacker" in these pictures. Getting to feel those tight warm walls hugging around your penis. Fucking and making the cute twink who is taking it in the ass go "ahh aah" moaning like a girl from your big dick. Taking your big dick deep in his ass all for you so you can feel good.
I bet that as soon as your tip was in you would thrust with heavens might. To finally get some warm tight hole around your cock. You would fuck him good, with your giant virgin sexual frustration. You would be a good little faggot lover. Just addicted to pounding your twink bfs ass.
Not everyone is cut out for having a dick up their ass. This is true.
Maybe you will have to settle for one of them cute twinks who exclusively prefer that you stick YOUR dick up THEIR ass. Because that is the way that they like it.
I imagine you would be dating a nice smooth hapa with final fantasy styled hair and girly good looks and big eyes. Then he says "Ooh user, I know you're straight. But you have to practise for the girls you know" moments later you're both butt naked, you between his spread legs. And you gently push the tip in on his tight butt. And then you're like AAAAAAH MY DICK FEELS SO GOOOOD! And boom all the way in, getting warm tight walls hugging on your dick! FINALLY! And fucking all your sexual frustration out. Just look at you go! Like a natural buttloving gay! A real proud homosexual! I bet you could never ever stop! Just one taste of twink ass and you would ve a crack addict.
Yeah. I don't get what these people on r9k are complaining about.
A femboy who shaves and take care of themselves is just as good as a girlfriend. Boipussy is actually tighter and better than regular plain old pussy, they give better blowjobs too, knowing how to do it correctly.
What does it matter in the dark? You feel smooth skin, you feel pussy on your dick, you hear moans, you smell perfume, hair is soft.
And the dick is just cute and only makes it hotter. My bf usually goes soft and it gets really tiny, so I can tease him with my huge erect cock being in his ass. Thats really hot and something everyone on r9k should at least get to experience once in their lifetime.
Oh my god this thread is so retarded it's a blessing
> make your penis feel good
> unleash your giant virgin sexual frustration
> warm tight walls around your dick
> fuck cute twinks in the ass
Well how else do you propose a robot will ever get to shtick his dick into an intimate friend?
Girls have tinder noe. They weed your asses out. Women doom you to never have sex.
To say "fuck that" and get a bf, who is hotter than they are, is a god tier sollution.
Every straight man in this predicament who takes up and rails a good twink is a master of his enviroment in my book. The rest of you are just basement dwelling pussybeggar cucks.
Well that because you're a porn induced degenerate obsessed with sex.
Act decent, get your shit together and you can have a gf or consensual hook ups depending of what you are more into.
If you weren't total garbage women would appreciate your presence.
But if fucking twinks is now your stuff I wish you're happy with how thungs turned out for you OP
guy I'm dating loves cuddles more than anything
we do lewd stuff a lot too but we both like cuddling more
I'm already bi. It doesn't really fix anything. Here's why.
>don't want to ask random dudes if they're gay because I don't want to go from being that weird quiet creepy to that weird quiet creepy fag
>men who are obviously gay are incredibly obnoxious
Think of the r9k caricature of how women act. Then give it a male body and an irritating voice. That's what obvious gays are like. I'm a senior in HS, and I sit next to one in one of my classes, and all that faggot does is talk to his slutty stacy friend about tinder and drinking and parties and other things of the same nature. I once overheard him saying that he had "panic attacks" from watching gray's anatomy. Another time, he mentioned that he cried multiple times over not being invited to some party.
TLDR; being gay is not a magical "find love free" card, regardless of what shills tell you. You don't even need to be in a relationship to be happy, although I imagine it feels nice. Casual sex won't magically make you happy either. Have a nice day, anons. Remember to ignore ALL fag, sissy, and trap shills. Thank you.
I tried to get fucked yesterday it was fucking bad only pain and i couldnt even get an orgasm even tho he fucked me for 4-5 minutes or so
Keep pussy begging, cuck boy.
Women hate your guts. Ever seen how they look and act differently around the socially cool guys? I can't believe you put up with this. You are basically the cuck of the entire society, fucking the most semenfilled pussy. Why not just suck a cock allready, you allready know what Chads dick tastes like.
If you had any self respect, you would slow down on getting cucked and begging pussy, enjoy getting your dick sucked by the real professionals and domming some cute twinks, like a man!
>gets cute asian femboy bf
>cute face
>hairless body
>final fantasy haircut
>take of his clothes throw him in bed
>roll out the big smelly NEET cock
>lift it up
>Okay asianboi, fuck my ass
>big sloppy dirty hairy NEET asshole
>asian is disgusted but does it anyways
YOU LIED OP! GAY SEX ISN'T LIKE FUCKING A PUSSY AT ALL!
Can you stop already you aren't going to turn anyone gay with your autistic ravings
I fantasize about cuddling with a cute boy almost every night. I hug my pillow and kiss it till I fall asleep. I'm a really cute boy myself so I could easily get a bf but I'm saving myself for the right one. They have to be really cute and pure.
This thread is good. More people need to read this! Humpetibump
Ok OP my apologies.
I was going to call you the faggiest of fags but I decided out of curiosity to install grindr so I could see it from my very eyes. At least I could prank some of them.
I had a match with a crossdressing twink and we had a good conversation. I explained to him that I was new to this and he was surprinsingly open to talk about it. 30min we realize we live at like 15min from each others and decided to have some drink together.
I'm writing this to you from my phone as he's showering. I had FUCKING AMAZING sex. We had a drink and went upstairs and started kissing. It felt weird and I was so ashamed and angry at myself I pushed him on the couch. It turned that fucker on and he begged for my cock. I ripped off his tights grab a condom he gave me from the bedside table and I fucking destroyed his ass, hating him from all the fagness he represented and for what I was doing.
It was the best sex. I unleashed something I didn't know was there. My cock was harder than steel for his hairless body. I even sucked his tiny cock while fingering his cumfilled anus.
I totally recommand this I'm never gonna fuck a woman again.
Because I don't like guys. I want a trap to transition.
imagine about 200 years ago probably most men no one ever thought about gay things or being gay.
there probably wasn't much gay talk at all
no gay stuff is just everywhere.
where did it all go wrong.